Ethel runs a camp for the blind; Steve sleeps with a hooker after a bad speed dating incident, contracts cana-syphil-aids, and is told he only has two weeks to live
While under cover looking for pot farmers growing their crop in Brickleberry, Steve and Denzel make a promise to the Russian mob that they can grow an entire pot crop overnight
In an effort to compete with Yellowstone, Woody asks the team to come up with the cutest animal in the world. Steve creates a Squabbit - half squirrel, half rabbit.
Woody allows the Jesus Hates Homos Church to hold their meeting at Brickleberry. Connie takes off, because it was this church that tried to 'fix' her gay-ness.
The rangers begin making demands when they become fed up with the conditions at the park; After Woody becomes impressed with the computer help desk workers in India, he decides to outsource the ranger positions to 'dot-bots.'
The rangers discover that Steve wears a toupee while they prepare for the annual Ranger Ball; in an effort to re-grow his hair and feel better about himself, Steve becomes Bigfoot which makes him a celebrity.
Steve finds his father, who is also the greatest park ranger Brickleberry has ever known, when he volunteers to track down what or who has been leaving the park strewn with half-eaten goats.
The dam that holds back Brickleberry River is destroyed by fireworks set off in honor of Woody's birthday. The park floods and the rangers, along with the rest of the survivors, must re-form society on the island.
Woody discovers that Brickleberry Lake heals all wounds and becomes an evangelist; Ethel and Denzel discover Crog while they are trying to show Malloy snow for the first time.
Woody's past life as a porn star is discovered by the rangers; Malloy tries to resurrect his career; Steve brings Denzel up to speed on the Brickleberry ghost.
After having a stroke, Woody decides to do yoga and joins a cult led by Astral; Woody is lead to the edge of Brickleberry cliff with the rest of Astral's cult followers.
The carnival comes to Brickleberry with a freaky sideshow that Connie obsesses over; when Steve gets hurt, Malloy gets a job as his lawyer and forces changes to bring the park up to code.
Brickleberry is finally allowed to compete in the annual Ranger Games again, and hopefully unseat Yellowstone; even though Steve shows that he is good at something, that doesn't stop Woody from bringing in a ringer who turns out to be a terrorist.
Ethel brings the governor to Brickleberry for a political rally and Woody upsets her. When the rangers wake up the following morning to a superhighway running through Brickleberry, Woody sets out to unseat the governor.
A visit from Ethel's more impressive sister leads her to drug and shave Malloy to pass him off as her child; Connie masquerades as her husband, Connor.
Led by Moose Nazir, the animals of Brickleberry revolt and want Malloy to take back the park; Steve works hard to prevent Malloy from finding out that it was actually he who killed Malloy's parents.
President Obama visits Brickleberry; Woody gets shot and realizes that a clause hidden deep within Obamacare results in him and Steve being sewn together.
Ethel and Connie compete against each other at the Miss National Park beauty pageant; Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome when they learn they are dating the same woman.
Woody tries to create the biggest carbon footprint ever while Ethel counteracts his behavior by becoming Amish with Connie. Meanwhile, Steve develops psychic powers and Denzel tries to help Malloy overcome his fear of cows.