Viago, Deacon and Vladislav are vampires who are finding that modern life has them struggling with the mundane - like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs and overcoming flatmate conflicts.
Minogue and O’Leary bring in what they think is another projectile-vomiting drunk teenager. But Sergeant Maaka realises she’s a demon who’s been visiting Wellington every 66 years. He invites Minogue and O’Leary to join his new Paranormal Unit and when the girl escapes from the station, our intrepid duo get their first assignment chasing the body-hopping demon across the suburbs, culminating in the gates of hell itself being opened in Wellington’s bucket fountain.
Minogue and O’Leary travel to the rural outskirts to investigate photographic evidence of a cow up a tree. Maaka suspects alien activity and sure enough, the two cops soon discover evidence of cloned farmers, crops circles and dangerous alien plants who inevitably chase them through a creepy cornfield. It turns out the country is far more dangerous than the cold streets of Wellington.
Minogue and O’Leary get a fright attending a noise complaint at what appears to be a 70s-themed party in Kandallah: when they pull the plug on the record player, everyone disappears. With the help of medium Chloe Patterson, the cops go back into the house to see if it’s truly haunted. It is. They see an actual ghost within minutes, something the fake medium has never actually seen and she soon disappears. In trying to find Chloe, Minogue and O’Leary encounter a series of 70s ghosts trapped at a never ending party. Can they break it up or will they be doomed to listen to Tina Cross’s “Nothing But Dreams” for all eternity?
Responding to a callout from a freaked out pizza delivery guy who was attacked by a big dog wearing jeans, Minogue and O’Leary soon discover that a werewolf is on the loose in Lower Hutt. While chasing the wolf, they rescue a young woman called Sheena and take her in for her own protection, but soon discover she’s not the victim but werewolf itself. And when Sheena discovers her ex-boyfriend Dion (from What We Do In The Shadows) gave her the curse, she wants revenge and our cops could be collateral damage.
The Wellington Paranormal crew follow Minogue and O’Leary on a typical night when they encounter a series of incidents including a plastic bag mistaken for a ghost, some creepy clowns, some sort of ritual sacrifice, a pair of goths, and a theft from the hospital blood bank where the blood bank officer turns out to be the vampire Nick (from What We Do In The Shadows). He glamours them into letting him go. Their hunt to recapture him eventually leads them to Taita Cemetery where Nick magically convinces them to forget everything they’ve seen that evening. Just another normal night for Wellington Paranormal.
We meet Minogue and O'Leary's nemeses in the form of Officers Donovan and Laupepe, who have arrested what appears to be a zombie. The zombie infects Donovan, who soon infects his partner while out on patrol. It’s up to Minogue and O’Leary to catch them before they get to Courtenay Place on a Friday night and start the zombie apocalypse. No pressure. So how do you find two undead cops going through the motions of their living jobs? Think like a cop! Hmm, how do you do that again?
After a senior officer announces that the police are looking for new recruits, members of the public ask various cops what requirements are needed and opportunities are available. In one instance, two officers are watching a sheep being levitated and speculate that it might be UFO related. A bystander then asks them if the NZ Police have a paranormal division. The officers turn to answer, revealing that they are O'Leary and Minogue; O'Leary denies the existence of such a division while simultaneously Minogue confirms there is one, then quickly corrects his answer to match O'Leary's.
O'Leary and Minogue discuss the dangers of not wearing a seatbelt, and try to convince a zombie driver to wear his.
O'Leary and Minogue discuss the dangers of being distracted while driving, and are then themselves distracted by a UFO.
O'Leary and Minogue discuss the dangers of speeding and clash with a demonic speedster.
O'Leary and Minogue discuss the dangers of drunk driving with the ghost of a man killed because he drove while intoxicated.
Minogue and O'Leary head for the ocean when ten anglers disappear from around Wellington Harbour in mysterious circumstances.
Minogue and O'Leary go back to school when three teen witches start threatening students at a local girls' high school. But they soon learn their teasing can be just as damaging as their magical powers.
Minogue and O'Leary unwittingly free the ghost of an old fashioned cop from the 1930s. Can they stop him before he shuts every pub in Wellington for being open after 6pm closing time?
The discovery of a dead policeman that looks exactly like Minogue leads the cops to a creepy motel in the country full of exact copies of themselves. Although some of them aren't that exact.
Minogue and O'Leary pull over a driverless 80s boy racer car only to discover it's haunted by the lovelorn ghost of the original owner. He's looking for his old girlfriend from 1989, but how will he react when he finds out she's moved on?
Out of date phones start forming into robots and terrorising the neighbourhood! Game of snake anyone?
Minogue and O'Leary go out on a busy Christmas Eve Patrol. They find the Devil at a mall, deal with an inter-dimensional vortex at a barbecue, and discover a violent doll rampaging through a house.
Minogue and O'Leary go after a monstrous invisible force.
After finding footage of a camper being abducted by a large hairy creature, the cops decide to head for the bush…
The cops’ worst nightmares are realised when they encounter a shapeshifter who turns into the thing you fear the most.
Minogue and O'Leary go searching for a group of ghostly rugby fans dressed as Where's Wally.
A meteor strike gives superpowers to a Neighbourhood Watch group who decide to take the law into their own hands; it's up to Minogue and O'Leary to take the law back.
When a large, congealed blob of fat in the Wellington sewers becomes sentient, Minogue and O'Leary go underground to confront the monster.
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 2
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 2
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 3
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 3
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 4
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 4
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 5
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 5
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 6
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 6
Officer Parker goes behind the scenes with the making of Season 3
Minogue and O’Leary tackle a half bird/half human that’s been stealing shiny objects from around Wellington including the ‘W’ from the Wellington sign.
When a not-so-young "girl" goes missing, O'Leary and Minogue search for her on the mysterious Sales Island run by a weird goat-worshipping cult.
After giving a talk at a high school, Minogue and O'Leary confiscate a haunted leather jacket that makes whoever wears it cool - something neither Minogue nor O'Leary are used to.
When workmen disturb a Pakeha burial ground underneath the police station, an annoying old Caucasian ghost possesses Sarge who then menaces his own officers.
On a typical night patrol, Minogue and O'Leary get to the bottom of a series of mysterious curses while Officer Parker gets a new partner.
Minogue and O'Leary go back in time to the 1990s, but upon their return discover they have created an apocalyptic new timeline where Sarge was never a cop.
As New Zealand welcomes in the new year of 2022, the ghost of 2021 refuses to leave.
New Zealand Police and Wellington Paranormal team up to provide some important COVID-19 messages, and a little bit of humour to brighten your day
All the things you never knew you could do to have fun at home. A little bit of humour to brighten your day.
Now’s the time to get over using the phone for actually ‘talking’ to people issues and be bold. Call your grandparents, elderly neighbours, anyone that might find speaking to someone really quite nice at this time. Go on, do it..
The 7-day twitch could possibly be feeling worse than a 7-year itch right now. But don't do it, don't leave. Stay in and work on your relationships. Most importantly, try not to go mad like Minogue.
Here’s the two-metre song from Officer O’Leary. Hear it once and you’ll never forget it. This and other tips for keeping the 2-metre rule from Officers O’Leary and a cameo appearance from Officer Phil.
Who needs Batman? New Commissioner Andrew Coster meets Officer O’Leary and says he has a direct line to 10,000 Supermen and Superwomen. Out there, doing their jobs, every day. Keeping you safe.
Paranormal monster in the house? Run out of pasta? O’Leary takes Minogue through when to call or go online to contact the Police. The actual Police.
Officer O’Leary’s mother (aka Lynda Topp) is full of the goss sugar plum. She’s just about heard every misconception going about the Coruba virus.
Officer O’Leary has a message for teens at this time. Yes, it totally sucks to be you. Minogue translates to teen-speak. Eye roll. LOL.
Sergeant Maaka holds a Paranormal unit briefing in lockdown. Officer Parker and Minogue join O’Leary to report in on Supernatural crime in Home Isolation.
Officer O’Leary checks in with Clarke Gayford (Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern's bloke) about life at home with toddler Neve under lockdown. It’s just not easy being at home with kids, especially if you’ve got a Minogue around!
If you’re headed to the SUPERMARKET this weekend, Officer O’Leary has some supermarket etiquette tips to help you keep everyone else safe and happy.
Is that lycra legal? If you’re going out cycling check your bike is in good nick first, wear a bike helmet and cycle locally. If you’re like Minogue and taking ‘local’ super seriously then thumbs up to you. But please - could you put away any exposed nipples, it’s just not a good look! ????
Whooo hooo. If you’re thinking of sneaking out, just be warned there’s an Officer O’Leary ghosty about. Ok people, it would be really just great if you could just stay home and not be tempted to go out and catch up with friends or go somewhere you shouldn’t (or risk being terrified by ghosts). Whooo hoop ????
Have you felt a bit invisible at Level 4 Lockdown? Officer O’Leary understands the feeling! Now we’ve moved to Level 3 here’s all the things you can now do just in case you’ve missed them.
It’s a bit emotional really! New Zealand Police and Wellington Paranormal - Citizens Brigade would like to thank you for watching and being so supportive of our mini-series which covered Covid19 related information and messages. We saw all your likes and shares and read all your comments too. We know it’s been an incredibly difficult time for New Zealanders over the last six weeks and that there are tough times to come, but we hope that these videos have brought a smile to your face, and provided you with useful information too. Thank you also to Wrestler who produced the series. We couldn’t have done it without you especially at such short notice. Kia kaha New Zealand. Thanks for watching!
Officer O’Leary is back with a super infectious song ‘Go get a test’! Just like Covid-19, Wellington Paranormal - Citizens Brigade has returned! If you download the app, get a test if you need it and wear a mask when you need to it will hopefully just be for a short time. Is it as catchy as the 2 metre song? Need to hear that again?
Sgt Maaka addresses the nation while Auckland is still at Alert Level 3 and the rest of the country is at Alert Level 2. Mrs Maaka gives him a dressing-down about being a Flashy Pants.
If Officers O’Leary and Minogue from Wellington Paranormal - Citizens Brigade can use the NZ Covid tracer app, you can too! Make sure you are downloading the right app to make it extra useful! When wearing masks apply common sense, unlike Minogue.
Here is an acclaimed world hit "Two Metres Please". Performed by the officer O'Leary from the sensational musical duo, Wellington Paranormal. Now you can enjoy this hit single in a SING-ALONG! Brought to you by New Zealand Police and Wellington Paranormal - Citizens Brigade.
Officer Parker will take you behind the scenes of Episode 1. Warning: You might have to see his bottom again...
