Cyborg and Beast Boy try to capitalize on Zippy's Pizza's "thirty minutes or its free" deal, but the delivery boy is seemingly unstoppable. It becomes a bit of a challenge as an all-out war of wits between them erupts. Meanwhile, Robin struggles with whether to build a senior center or a pool (leaning toward the pool mostly to see Starfire in a bikini).
Beast Boy turns into a loud, obnoxious gorilla and refuses to change back driving Robin crazy. Gorilla Beast Boy takes over the leadership of the Titans leading to chaos ranging from not letting a girl get onto Beast Boy's monkey bars, fighting crocodiles, and freeing captive gorillas from the zoo. Cyborg teaches Robin how to be an alpha male so he can take back his role as leader of the Teen Titans.
Envious of the other Titans' superpowers following their fight with the H.I.V.E. Five (consisting of Mammoth, Gizmo, Jinx, Billy Numerous, and See-More), Robin wants some of his own. After a disastrous scientific experiment goes awry that merges him with the DNA of the American Robin, he convinces Raven to use her magic to give him superpowers even though she claims that superpowers are a curse.
Raven warns the Titans not to go near a box containing the Twin Destroyers of Azarath. Starfire can't help it and opens the box, giving hugs and snuggles to the tiny and adorable destroyers... but love only makes the destroyers stronger. Now, the Titans must find a way to get the monsters back in the box before Raven finds out that they were released.