Jack and Geoff try out a new thing this week. Starting now, every single week they'll be uploading an overview video of what games are releasing during the week as well as any kind of funny or lame achievements. A hint of news will be thrown in as well as a hint of slapping. Let us know what you think and if we should continue this series!
Jack and Geoff run you through the upcoming releases for the week including Final Fantasty XIII, Bioshock 2 DLC, Yakuza 3 and more!
Geoff and Jack run through another mass of games for the week including God of War 3, Metro 2033, the Playstation Move, Need for Speed: Shift and more! Come for the games, stay for the 360 fight!
Jack and Geoff are back with another look at the week in gaming for March 22nd, 2010. This week Geoff takes a glance at Mass Effect 2 DLC, Just Cause 2, Microsoft's Game Room and more. Jack gets toilet paper thrown at him.
Geoff and Jack head to PAX, but they don't miss out on the weekly AHWU. Check out the new releases this week, some gaming news and special guest Knuckles Dawson in this week's installment. Also, SOMEONE GETS SLAPPED!
Jack and Geoff are back in Austin, talkin' bout games. Not a very busy week, but the video is full of fun, laughs and slaps.
Jack and Geoff bring you all the latest in the week of gaming yet again. Tons of games and news, hooray.
Jack and Geoff are back with more gaming goodness from the world of magic and miracles. This week we get some info on Sherlock Holmes, THE PASSING DLC for Left 4 Dead 2, Uncharted 2 and more! Special appearance by The Maw!
Jack and Geoff are up on the roof to tell you about a whole crapload of games hitting this week. Also, SOMEONE GETS SLAPPED! And Ninja-chopped. See you next week!
Jack and Geoff are back talkin' Halo: Reach, Zombie Apocalypse, Activision, Bungie and more! Also, if you were at the PAX East panel this year, you should see if you spot yourself in this one! Enjoy!
Jack and Geoff are here yet again, talkin' games and bein' goofy. Hooray for the games that are coming out this week including Skate 3, Lost Planet 2 and more! Come for the funny, stay for the news!
Jack and Geoff are back to talk about all of the big games coming out this week: Split/Second, Red Dead Redemption, Alan Wake, etc etc etc.
Jack and Geoff return yet again with more news and wackiness. This week takes a look at Blur, Killzone 3 and more!
Jack and Geoff wander out in to the street to record a fresh new AHWU for you to enjoy. Watch for news on Snoopy, Counter-Strike and our friends at Mega64. Also...SLAP!!
Jack and Geoff are back talkin' 'bout iPhone, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, E3 and more! Hooray!
Jack and Geoff put together a special AHWU after the Microsoft Press Conference. Get some details on the new Xbox Slim, some Kinect games and more!
Jack and Geoff are back putting together a super fresh AHWU for you and your loved ones. In this one we have info on Duke Nukem, iPhone 4, Xbox 360 Slim and more! Also, stay tuned to the end for a special surprise giveaway.
Jack is flying solo this week as Geoff is out of town. Join him won't you as he runs through this week's releases as well as some gaming news. Joel also makes a cameo.
Jack is back, still solo, bringing you news. Mostly about Crackdown 2. Achievement Hunter Weekly Update ftw!
Jack is back bringing you all the updates you need to worry about for this week. Joel and Burnie also appear at one point. Incredible.
Geoff returns triumphantly to be lazy while Jack delivers news. AHWU has never been this amazing!
Jack is flying solo yet again in this AHWU. While Geoff is off at Comic-Con, Jack talks about Hydro Thunder, Starcraft 2 and Achievement Hunter turning 2 years old. Also, there is some smashing of desks in this one.
Jack and Geoff are back, giving you the skinny in this week's AHWU. We run over Bioshock 2, Lan Party Punch Face, Fable 3 and more.
Jack and Geoff return for another AHWU-licious presentation of goodness. Discussed in this one are Madden, Monday Night Combat, Call of Duty: Black Ops and SO MUCH MORE!
Jack and Geoff are talkin' games yet again! This week's AHWU includes Fable 3, PAX, Kane & Lynch 2 and more. The more is the best part!
Jack and Geoff celebrate half a year's worth of AHWU with DeathSpank, Mafia 2, Snoopy, Scott Pilgrim, Shank and more! You know you love it! Achievement Hunter's Weekly Update FTW!
Jack and Geoff talk about everything gaming in this week's edition of AHWU. You get info on Dead Rising 2, PAX, Telltale Games and more!
Jack and Geoff are back with this week's AHWU after a week's hiatus with more news than you can shake a stick at. Just a few releases this week, nothing too important, oh wait, THERE'S A NEW CABELLAS GAME!
Jack and Geoff are back in a fresh new AHWU. This week they go over Reach, Red Dead Redemption and Donut makes a special cameo!
Jack and Geoff bring you another week's worth of news and games. Well, mostly games. There are a ton of games in this AHWU. Oh, and there are FOUR pretty girls. (Five, if you count Geoff.)
Jack skips out on Geoff and does a cross-country AHWU this week. We cover San Francisco, New York City and the gentleman saying "Number 31" was actually in Orlando, Florida! Wild times! Watch for info on Halo: Reach, Left 4 Dead, Def Jam: Rap Star and more!
Jack and Geoff deliver you some news and gaming info on this week's AHWU. The news is so delicious, you'll swear it is REAL butter!
Jack and Geoff are a bit tired from the weekend, but none-the-less, AHWU rests for no man. This week they go over Fallout: New Vegas, Naruto, MMA, Ben 10 and more!
Jack and Geoff go futuristic this week with a green screen AHWU! Come on folks, join us as we talk about this weeks' releases such as Fable 3, Force Unleashed 2 and much much more.
AHWU kicks off November with a look at the giant list of games coming out this week along with the Xbox Kinect. Then the guys take a look at a Supreme Court case, a WoW fan and more!
Geoff and Jack are back for a super-quick AHWU this week because they have to go wait in line at Best Buy to pick up Call of Duty: Black Ops when it hits at midnight. AHHHHWWUUU!
Jack and Geoff dig in to this weeks release schedule, the last super painful one of 2010. Enjoy AHWU as we go through Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit, Harry Potter and more!
Jack and Geoff are here with a fresh new AHWU with the best hair ever! This week they go over Splatterhouse, John Daly, Gran Turismo 5 and more! Funky fresh!
Jack and Geoff are back with a post-Turkey Day AHWU. Check it out as they go through this week's releases including Epic Mickey and more! Do you AHWU? I AHWU.
Jack and Geoff start off December with a Cataclysmic AHWU! Watch as they go over Blizzard's new expansion, some XBLA titles and more!
It's another fun time in the world of AHWU! This week Geoff and Jack go over all of the incredible retail releases! There are SO MANY! Also, Cataclysm, VGAs and more!
Jack is flying solo this week as Geoff is out. He'll go over Battlefield: Bad Company 2 - Vietnam, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit, the newest MMO from Blizzard and more! He might hug you if you are lucky.
Geoff and Jack are back in action after a weekend of holiday madness. Enjoy the last AHWU of 2010 with a special guest appearance by Griffon and a special delivery!
Jack and Geoff kick off the brand new year with a fresh new AHWU. Stay tuned for news on the Nintendo 3DS, Mass Effect 2, Dead space 2, a hint of future AH videos and more!
Jack and Geoff take you through another spiffy AHWU for the early weeks of 2011! Trivia question: how many "Binary Days" are left in 2011? Go!
Jack and Geoff are back, fresh-faced and ready to face the world! Hooray AHWU!
Jack and Geoff are back with a fresh new AHWUUUUU! Who WUU? AHHH WUUU. WUUUU AHHH. AHHHHHWUUUUU.....FOR YOUUUUU.
Jack and Geoff bring you some fresh new AHWU and gaming news for the last week of January 2011. It's like we hardly knew ye. Watch for this week's new releases and news on Sony's new PSP2, the next Angry Birds and more!
Jack and Geoff are back with some fresh new AHWU for you and your loved ones. Today they go over "You Don't Know Jack," a Superbowl surprise and more!
Jack and Geoff wish you a special Valentines Day on this rosy new AHWU. Learn about Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, Bowling, Balls, Halo: Reach Map Packs and more!
Jack is flying solo this week for AHWU. Spread some love and gaming news by watching...won't you?
Celebrate with us as we ring in our first year of AHWU. Join Jack as he goes through this week's releases and news and shares some community-submitted clips! We love you all!
Jack is still solo this week for AHWU but he has a request for help! Watch and learn how you can be a part of AHWU in the future!
Jack is back (still solo) to bring you news for Pi week! Listen to his PAX-torn voice as he talks about this week's games and more!
Jack, Geoff and special guest Michael (star of Rage Quit) provide you with some fascinating news and new release dates for your favorite titles! OMG! Holy crap! It's Monday, Monday, gotta get AHWU on Monday!
Geoff pretty much doesn't work at the office any more, so Jack is back yet again, flying solo on AHWU. This week he goes over Need for Speed: Shift 2, WWE All-Stars, Dynasty Warriors 7 and more! Look for super special cameos.
Jack and Geoff are back delivering you all the news in it's freshest format! Today they go over Back to the Future, The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile and more!
Jack and Geoff DO IT LIVE and put together a new AHWU! Join them as they go over some new releases and fun news for the week! Joy!
Jack and Geoff are super jazzed in AHWU this week for Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat! Why don't you watch them be excited and also learn about other cool things. LEARNING IS AWESOME.
Jack and Geoff bring you another fresh AHWU including clips from all over the world! Also: video game news and releases.
Jack and Geoff kick start the month of May with yet another fantastic AHWU. Enjoy!
Geoff and a sickly Jack take on this week's new releases and news. Come for the game information, stay for the crazy amount of awesome intros!
Jack and Geoff deliver you the freshest news in this week's AHWU. Join them as they talk about Modern Warfare 3, Chrono Trigger and have a few laughs in the process.
Jack and Geoff are back with a very special edition of AHWU. You know you wanted to start off the week hearing talk of The Golden Girls, right? Also mentioned, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3!
Jack and Geoff fight off post-RTX hangovers with a fresh batch of gaming news in this week's AHWU.
Jack is flying solo out in Los Angeles for E3, but that won't stop him from putting out a brand new AHWU! He takes a look at this week's games and all of the happenings from the Microsoft E3 Press Conference!
Jack and Geoff are back in action, with Geoff being cold and Jack being happy. This week's releases include the long-awaited Duke Nukem Forever!
While Geoff is away, the Joel will play. This week Jack does his best to wrangle Joel in to doing AHWU with him. It goes about as well as you could expect. Stay tuned for Shadows of the Damned, Halo CE Anniversary, Kinect and more!
Jack and Geoff take on the elusive AHWU #69. This week they look at Microsoft's Summer of Games, the newest Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC and more!
Jack and Geoff are back after vacation with a fresh new AHWU. Today's AHWU brings forth news on upcoming games like NCAA Football 12, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and much more! Also, stay tuned to the very end for an announcement about our new Game Fails channel ( / gamefails ).
Jack and Geoff deliver a fresh pile of gaming news and releases as well as announce the next Game Fails contest! This week we are looking for the best Left 4 Dead (1 or 2) fail to celebrate the new DLC!
Jack and Geoff tackle some important issues in this week's AHWU. Namely, what kind of cake (or pie) to eat during our Three Year Anniversary on Thursday. While they fight about it, why don't you come and join us in a community playdate! We're checking out different games every day this week.
Jack and Geoff bring you the freshest game news in this week's AHWU. Join them as they talk about upcoming gaming events, new DLC, XBLA titles, Minecraft, iam8bit and more!
Jack and Joel attempt to take you through a very very slow week in AHWU. With only one XBLA title hitting, this may be the slowest week ever. Also, don't forget the Freddy Krueger DLC hitting on Tuesday for Mortal Kombat!
Jack, Michael and Joel bring you a delicious batch of gaming news, information and more. Who will survive in this week's AHWU?
Jack, Geoff and Michael bring you a fresh batch of news in this week's AHWU. Join them as they hold hands and sing happy songs!
Jack and Geoff deliver the goods in this week's brand new AHWU. Join them as they run through the list of games that'll be hitting this week. Finally! More games!
Jack and Michael take you on a wondrous journey through the land of AHWU. Will they find the candy mountain full of this week's releases? Will they stumble across Crimson Alliance, Resistance 3, Driver: San Franciso, Tiger Woods 12 and more? Watch and find out!
Jack and Geoff take you through another week of fun times in today's AHWU. Join them on an epic journey through sights, sounds and release dates.
Jack and Geoff are back with another week of awesomeness. This week they look at F1 something and Gears of War 3. Also stay tuned until the end of the episode for a way to earn 1600 just for playing Gears 3!
Jack and Geoff deliver the goods in this week's AHWU. They'll go over this week's releases as well as some news in Mortal Kombat, Star Wars: The Old Republic and more! Stay tuned to see the winner of our Gears of War 3 fail contest!
Jack flies solo in this Universal Studios-themed AHWU. Join him on his journey across a theme park dispersing information on this week's releases. Also, keep an eye out for a room full of Full Sail students!
Jack and Geoff deliver a dose of goodness in this week's AHWU. Check out a ton of releases hitting this week including Red Dead Redemption, Kinectimals: Bears, Crimson Alliance DLC and more! Also, special guest appearance from Griffon!
Jack and Geoff wade through another week full of releases to bring you the best of the best, talk gaming, NBA, Need for Speed and more! You love it because they love you.
Jack and Geoff bring you another week's worth of games including Battlefield 3 and World of Warcraft News! Pet Battles FTW!
Jack and Geoff have a very SPOOOKY AHWU for you today. By "spooky" I mean there is literally nothing different. At all. HOW SPOOKY! Enjoy today's news about Uncharted 3, Apples to Apples and more!
Jack and Geoff bring you a heaping helping of AHWU! This week Geoff pours through a huge list of games including Modern Warfare 3.
Jack and Geoff put together a brand new AHWU amidst the busiest week of the gaming year. Holy crap there are a lot of games coming out this week.
Jack and Geoff have a pre-Thanksgiving AHWU where they discuss games. Yup. Games... lots of them.
Jack and Geoff fight off the Thanksgiving hangover with a fresh new AHWU!
Jack and Geoff deliver your weekly dose of gaming knowledge and information in a simple bite-sized nugget. SWALLOW THE NUGGET OF INFORMATION.
Geoff is out on vacation so Joel steps in to screw up things with Jack. Watch as they talk about this week in DLC and announce a new contest to win free shirts.
Jack and Geoff deliver you the pre-Christmas news and game info from their home offices on the North Pole. Just kidding, they are really in Austin.
Jack and Geoff are back for a brand new year's worth of gaming goodness and news! Okay, this week might start slowly, but I swear, 2012 will be awesome!
Jack and Geoff (with a hint of Joel) deliver you the greatest news known to man! You know you want it.
Jack and Geoff deliver another delicious batch of gaming news and info in this week's AHWU. Also, a giant creepy rooster thing.
Jack and Geoff deliver you some freshest news including a heads up about some brand new RTX information! Stay tuned for news and updates from the world of Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter!
Geoff is flying solo for this week's AHWU. In it he talks about the newly released Darkness 2, some news about the Playstation Network and more!
Geoff is back in this week's AHWU with loads of goodies including brand new RTX info and a chance for you to get early access to the Mass Effect 3 Beta! Watch and learn how!
Jack and Geoff team up for the 100th episode of Achievement Hunter Weekly Update! Watch them as they talk about all kinds of news and gaming. But sure to buy tickets to RTX at http://rtxevent.com/ and watch for more!
Jack and Geoff are back with AHWU #101! Check out the news and information they provide and also check out RTX 2012.
Jack and Geoff are back with another week of gaming news and information. Watch and learn more about Assassin's Creed III, Mass Effect 3 and more!
Jack and Geoff (and sometimes Gavin) deliver you some of the freshest news and gaming coverage available.
Jack and Geoff are back with more gaming news. Don't forget to send in your entry for the Soul Calibur 5 contest with prizes from InsertCoinClothing.com ! Hooray! Pay attention to when Jack forgets what he was saying in the news!
Jack and Geoff are back with a weekly dose of goodies and fun funs. Watch this week as Jack murders Gavin!
Jack and Geoff are back with more AHWU and gaming news. Also watch as Jack slowly whittles away at Gavin's will to live!
Jack and Geoff are back with some game releases and news from the gaming world. Watch as Jack slowly falls asleep and hurts Gavin again.
Jack and Geoff talk about this week's upcoming titles including Trials Evolution and The Witcher 2! Less Gavin punching this week. Sorry.
Jack and Gavin deliver you only the most important of news bites and blips in today's episode of AHWU. Enjoy!
Jack and Geoff bring you another week's worth of news and gaming! Be amazed at how Gavin has yet to be murdered!
Jack and Geoff (and Gavin) bring you some new news in the world of gaming and other places. Come for the information about The Elder Scrolls Online, stay for the Gavin punching.
Jack and Geoff are here to deliver you wonderful news in the gaming world! Did you know Diablo III is coming out? I did too! Woo!!
Jack and Gavin delivers you a heaping helping of delicious gaming news this week. While Geoff is out, the kids will play!
Jack and Geoff bring you a Memorial Day's worth of gaming news and information!
Jack and Achievement Hunter's newest face, Ali, talk about this week's releases and get psyched for a week of E3 in Los Angeles!
Jack and Gavin take over AHWU this week to talk about Lollipops, Chainsaws, Stupid Sunglasses and more! Enjoy!
Jack and Geoff bring you a Halo-riffic episode of AHWU. Watch and learn about everything coming up this week!
Jack and Geoff are back with more news and information from the world of vidjagames. Find out this week about Criterion, Spec Ops: The Line, Skyrim and more! Also, WET BEARD.
Jack and Geoff talk about all kinds of news and games in this week's AHWU. Find out more about RTX, Halo 4, Grifballs and more!
Jack and Geoff survived RTX and bring you news from around the world of gaming and releases from around the world of other stuff.
Jack and Geoff are back and bringing you news from around the world of gaming! Watch and learn about this week's new releases on XBLA and DLC! Also, Halo 4 information and more!
Jack and Geoff bring you a week's worth of new games and information. Don't forget that this Friday is Achievement Hunter's 4th Anniversary!
Jack and Geoff bring you another fantastic episode of AHWU.
Jack and Geoff have another pile of delicious gaming news and information to share with you!
Jack and Geoff are back with a bit of annoyance from the rest of the boys. Ray, watch your head.
Jack and Geoff are here to deliver you some hard hitting news in the world of gaming. Come for the STEAM news and stay for the cute girls announcing numbers.
Jack brings Jordan and Barbara into the fold this week as AHWU travels to Toronto! Watch scenes from a sidewalk and an airport in this week's episode! Don't forget to check out Quick Bits! The newest show from Achievement Hunter!
Jack is out at PAX in Seattle so he had to find some backup to help him in this week's AHWU! Join him, Gus and Barbara (with special guest Eric from Mega64) as they talk about the week in games and other stuff!
Jack and Geoff are back with a whole slew of releases for the week. Keep your eye on the background to see if anything dumb happens. It does.
Jack and Geoff are here for another week of goodies! Don't forget to check out the special discount for the Rooster Teeth store! WATCH and learn!
Jack and Geoff bring you another week of goodies including an intro that made Ray's head explode with excitement! Enjoy AHWU!
Jack and Geoff bring you some more news for the week of October 1st!
The boys are back with a brand new episode of AHWU!
Jack and Geoff are here with a celebrity-filled edition of AHWU! Watch as Gavin is an idiot and Geoff gets angry at him!
Jack and Geoff bring you all the news that is fit to print in today's AHWU! Watch and learn about cool upcoming stuff.
Jack is running AHWU this week with Ray and Michael taking over for Geoff. Watch and enjoy their wacky antics.
Jack and Geoff experience power loss in this week's episode of AHWU!
Jack and Geoff are here with more AHWU!
Jack and Geoff are here with the first AHWU that is post-WiiU launch! How will it go?
Jack and Geoff bring forth some news and game information for this post-Thanksgiving week!
Jack and Geoff and the rest of the crew bring you some awesome goodies from the world of gaming.
Jack and Geoff bring all the news that is fit to print!
Jack and Geoff and the boys are here with a ton of good news and information for you and your fellow gamer friends. Enjoy the hilarity!
Jack and Geoff are here will good tidings for all and for all a good... AHWU.
Jack and Geoff and the boys (and girl) are here to bring you a tasty bit of gaming news and releases. Enjoy this week's AHWU!
The boys are back with some goodies!
The boys are back with more goodies this week.
Jack and Geoff and the boys are here with another week's worth of gaming goodness from Halo to Assassin's Creed and back.
Jack and Geoff are here with more gaming goodies and information.
The boys are here with more information for you!
Geoff is away and the boys are playing. Join Jack, Gavin, Michael and Ray as they dive in to this week's releases and get in to general shenanigans.
Jack attempts to wrangle in the boys while Geoff is away. Enjoy this week's episode of AHWU featuring guest appearances by some of your favorites.
The boys are all back together (including Geoff) in this week's episode of AHWU! Get loads of news on Assassin's Creed 4 and new releases.
The boys are all here for some AHWU fun and shenanigans! Join in and watch the chaos!
The boys are here with today's goodies and rubber bands and toilet paper. Watch and enjoy!
It's the PAX East 2013 Edition of AHWU! Join fans as they work their way through this week's news and games!
The boys are here celebrating the 10th anniversary of Rooster Teeth with a slew of new gaming news and information and cool new Achievement Hunter merchandise.
While Jack's Away, the boys will play. Enjoy a very special, news cast edition of AHWU.
This week Jack is in Melbourne, Australia and decides to let some other folks deliver the information.
Jack is back with the help of some more Australians in this week's AHWU!
Things return to normal in this week's AHWU. Back at the office with news and information for you to base your week on!
Jack and Geoff and the boys (and special Australian guest Caiti) are here to bring you a little bit of news on this day.
Jack and Geoff and the boys are back with this week's episode of AHWU.
Jack and Geoff and the AH gang are back with this week's episode of AHWU.
The boys are in the office going mental again. Next week's episode will be coming all the way from E3 in Los Angeles! Stay tuned for madness!
Jack and Ray are in Los Angeles checking out E3 2013! In today's special AHWU they run through a bunch of titles that got announced today (filmed prior to the Sony Press Event) at the various events! Watch and enjoy!
Jack and Geoff and the AH gang are back with this week's episode of AHWU.
Jack and Geoff and the AH gang are back with this week's episode of AHWU.
Jack and Geoff and the AH gang are back with this week's episode of AHWU.
Jack is away in Aussie land, which means that the Lads Action News Team is back!
Jack is still in Australia, so you're stuck with Geoff again for this week's AHWU.
The AH crew is back with this week's AHWU no. 172. Check it out!
Jack is back for this week's AHWU!
The boys are here with a fresh new AHWU! Enjoy with a heavy dose of alcohol.
Jack, Ray and Caleb bring forth this most excellent edition of AHWU! Party on dudes!
Geoff is back and joins Jack for this week's AHWU!
Most of AH is out for Labor Day, but Geoff, Michael and Lindsay don't care. They're bringing you this week's AHWU.
The lads and a gent return to give you this week's AHWU! Sweet glasses, Gav.
The boys can't wait to get their hands on GTA5! Enjoy the last AHWU before they succumb to Rockstar.
Geoff and Jack are back with some news and updates for this week's AHWU.
Geoff and Jack are back with some news and updates for this week's AHWU.
The AH crew enjoy pushing one another in the office as Geoff and Jack bring you some news and updates for this week's AHWU.
The AH crew enjoy fighting in the office as Geoff and Jack bring you some news and updates for this week's AHWU.
The boys are back with more gaming news and wackiness.
The AH guys are back with more gaming news and cool new merchandise.
Geoff and Jack are back with some news and updates for this week's AHWU.
Jack is gone, but never fear! The Team Lads Action News Team will give you the low down on the week.
Jack is back, but Geoff is missing, so Ray, Michael, and Caleb fill in for this week's AHWU.
Jack, Michael, and Gavin bring you this week's AHWU!
Geoff and Jack bring you AHWU #190!
Jack is gone, leaving Geoff all alone. You know what that means? That's right! The Team Lads Action News Team is back with this week's low down.
The boys are all here to show some love during AHWU.
It's time for the Pre-Christmas AHWU! Put on your hats!
Geoff and Jack bring you the final AHWU of 2013!
The year is new and the team from AHWU is fresh. Watch and enjoy this episode with a special appearance by the Lads Action News Team!
Jack, Ray, and Gavin bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Michael, Gavin, and Caleb bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Caleb, Michael, and Gavin bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Ryan, Caleb, Ray and Michael bring you this week's news.
It's the two hundredth episode of AHWU! Join the AH crew as they bring you gaming news for the week of February 10th.
Geoff, Jack, Gavin, Michael, and Caleb bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Gavin, Michael, and Ray bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Gavin, Michael, Ray and Caleb (?) bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Michael, and Ray bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Michael, Gavin, and Ray bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, and Ray bring you this week's news.
Geoff and Jack bring you this week's news.
Jack and Ray bring you this week's news.
Geoff and Jack bring you this week's news.
Geoff, Jack, Caleb, Gavin, Michael, and Ray bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
The AH crew bring you this week's news.
Geoff and Jack bring you this week's news.
The AH Crew bring you this week's news.
The AH Crew bring you this week's news.
The AH guys bring you this week's news.
The AH Crew is back bringing you this week's Achievement Hunter News!
The AH Crew is back bringing you this week's Achievement Hunter News!
The AH Crew is back bringing you this week's Achievement Hunter News!
The AH Crew is back bringing you this week's Achievement Hunter News!
The AH crew are winding down from the craziness of the Extra-Life stream but is still bringing you this week's Achievement Hunter News!
A sick Geoff along with Team Mates bring you the gaming news for the week of November 3rd in this week's AHWU!
Geoff and Millicent take on the gaming news and releases for the week of November 10th! Also Jeremy and Kdin are there I guess.
Today's AHWU features a brand new non AH employee, mustaches, Australia, information, games, and mustaches.
Happy Thanksgiving from AHWU! In today's episode you will see nothing out of the ordinary, just your basic, average, run of the mill shenanigans from the guys.
The Achievement Hunter Crew brings you this week's news in AHWU #242.
The Achievement Hunter Crew brings you this week's news in AHWU #243.
The Achievement Hunter Crew brings you this week's news in AHWU #244.
The Achievement Hunter Crew brings you this week's news in AHWU #245.
The Achievement Hunter Crew brings you this week's news in AHWU #246.
The AH Crew and Jon bring you the news for the week of January 5th!
The AH Crew brings you the news for the week of January 12th!
The Achievement Hunter Crew bring you the news for the week of January 19th.
The AH Crew bring you the news for the week of January 26th!
Jack is out of the office. Adam Kovic is in the office. Conditions are perfect.
Geoff has a helper, Jeremy isn't the shortest person in the episode and Jack is almost done talking about Let's Play Live.
Today's episode of AHWU is following a long weekend of recovering from Let's Play Live. Is Geoff awake? Did shards of broken guitar get stuck in Jack's beard? Can Jeremy and Matt survive the lights going out? Watch and learn!
Today marks the fifth year of producing Achievement Hunter Weekly Update and like usual, we totally missed it until after the episode was done. Also, no one sent us cake. Where is the cake? Watch today's episode and learn about Geoff's love of the PS4 and Jack's love of all things cake. Please send cake.
The AH Crew bring you the news for the week of March 8th.
Today's AHWU is brought to you by the guy who decided it would be a good idea to send us throwing knives. Please don't send us throwing knives. Gavin is going to hurt himself.
Jack is out, so AH holds a karate demonstration, impersonates animals and gurkles hard.
Jack is back and the AHWU is fresh and new. Will Gavin murder Geoff by accident? Has Jack lost his catching ability? Find out now!
In today's AHWU you can witness the last shred of Jack's hope for humanity vanishing. See if you can spot the moment it happens.
It's Ray's last AHWU ever, come and join us for the sadness and the ritual beating.
In today's AHWU Geoff and Jack discuss how much Geoff looks like Jim from Taxi. If you understand that, congratulations, you are old too.
In today's AHWU we've replaced Geoff's brand of coffee with pure oil, will he notice?
Jack and Geoff and Gavin and Others are here to update you on some news and gaming releases in today's AHWU. Also, Matt is extra furry today.
Join us for Gavin's last AHWU forever. Or for at least a week or six. This week's Fan Art of the Week is from iCoffeecake. What's your favorite Guillermo del Toro movie?
Today's AHWU is brought to you by Geoff's food poisoning. Don't worry, he's probably not dead yet. Jack and Michael will help ease your pain as they look at this week's games and a bit of news.
Today's AHWU was filmed on Friday with the complete hope that nothing of major importance happens over Memorial Day weekend. We hope you had a good one.
This week the AH crew are in Berlin, Germany, we show off the new interns, and do a live action "Achievement of the Week"!
t's the week before E3 and the crew is super full of energy and excitement. Brace yourselves for a massive dose of AHWU.
Jack is off at E3 while Geoff is in Hawaii, Gavin is trapped in an airport and Ryan and Michael are burning the office down. Join Jack and Caiti (Geoff's lovely replacement) as they briefly look at a couple of news bits from some E3 press conferences and go over this week's games.
Geoff is somewhere on a beach, so Jack and Michael take over AHWU. Join them as they talk about games, news, and their life in general. Also, FunHaus sucks.
The boys are back in the office going nuts with golf clubs, video game news, announcement teases, crackers, and playing cards.
If you're watching this, you are at the brand new Achievement Hunter Youtube page. Congratulations. You are the best person we know. Please tell all of your friends to join you in this magical Valhalla of YouTube. We'll provide the *cookies. *There will be no cookies.
The boys survived one week on the new channel and have racked up over 500,000 subscribers! Just another 500k more to get the 24 hour live stream. Follow along this week as Geoff shows off his new hat and Jack gets excited about Trials Fusion DLC.
We’re in the middle of our subscription drive to our YouTube Achievement Hunter channel and we can’t be happier. Geoff is so happy he shaved his face. Gavin is so happy that he can’t walk through doors. Jack is just happy in general. Seriously. Oh, and check out our new website tomorrow. Love you.
In this very special episode of AHWU, you learn the secrets of the world and get a peek at the new Achievement Hunter office. Also, stay tuned until the very end for a special announcement about the Achievement Hunter channel and future AH content! It’s important.
It's Pre-RTX in the AH office and everyone is just bustling with energy. So much energy. Incredible amounts of the stuff. You should tell three of your friends to subscribe to the Achievement Hunter YouTube channel so we can stop telling you to tell them that.
Jack and Geoff are in the office after a long RTX and boy are their arms tired. Enjoy their exhaustion as you learn about this week's new releases as well as some interesting tidbits about upcoming Rooster Teeth productions! Also Caleb is in this episode.
In this brightly lit version of AHWU, we’ll see what happens when Geoff and Michael get a hold of Gavin’s face. Also, we’ll watch Jack forget to swap the mic input for the first few minutes. Silly kids.
With new lights, the boys are back with today’s new AHWU! Learn about upcoming games, random news and Gavin gets a hold of some compressed air. What could go wrong?
Bring out the fans, take down some vampires, and take a seat for this week's AHWU!
It's Labor Day, but the boys are still putting up an episode of AHWU. Join them and learn all about this week's Until Dawn takeover, the Streamy awards and beware of the subscribe box!
Jack's across the pond, so, you know.
Jack is back from London and he's picking up the pieces of the office that were left in ruins. Broken discs and dreams are scattered about everywhere. Also, Gavin lights things on fire and Michael's anus.
The boys are here with a slew of new game releases and shenanigans made especially for you and your friends. Enjoy a slice of Geoff’s new game releases, Jack’s delicious news, and Michael and Gavin’s soup of the day. They’ll keep you refreshed for minutes.
Geoff is out of town and the kids are restless. Who will be the first to bleed? Watch and find out!
The guys get nutty this week with price drops on the PS4, Battlefront news, a new Minecraft game, details on a live stream on Wednesday, and more! Also, Funhaus sucks.
It’s a zoo in the office with Funhaus visiting. Their smell lingers like vinegar in a doghouse. Watch and learn what games you’ll want to play this week and some news that will blow you away. Or it won’t. We’re not here to tell you what to think.
The guys are so excited for Halo 5 this week that half of them skipped work to go wait in line for the midnight release. The rest stayed at the office just to film AHWU. Jeremy shows off his sweet skills, and Gavin gets ready for Halloween.
Geoff left to go build birdhouses with the other Rooster Teeth managers, so Michael steps up to the big leagues to read all this week's games.
Thanks to the generosity of the Rooster Teeth community, now we have to work with the walking thumb himself, Beardless Jack, until he can get some hair back on that face.
Did you know that Jack's AHWU book is super sequaky? Jack didn't know either. Now that it's fixed, there's fronts to be battled and stars to be warred against!
The crew is out in LA this week, preparing to take down Suckhaus Dumbhaus in Rainbow 6: Siege. Now that Jack's pants are dry and he's feeling fine, it's AHWU time. That's like a triple slant rhyme. Eat a dick, Emily Dickinson.
Homeless Geoff is out sick, probably sick of giving so much thanks over the holiday weekend. In his place, from far-off lands, comes the other homeless Achievement Hunter, riding up in his glorious, rusty boxcar. He's relatively bald and relatively ready to read this week's game list - it's Matt!
It's Ryan's birthday! He got a big cake and blew out the candles, wishing to stay far away from AHWU this week. What do you know? His wish came true! Instead, you get Jack, Geoff, and Trevor. Really, that just means your wish came true, community. And it's not even your birthday... On second though, you may be reading this on your birthday, possibly potentially maybe. 4/1461 chance. If that's the case, happy birthday to you. We got you this really cool gift. It's absolutely nothing! Welcome to the cold harshness of reality.
Geoff left the door to the office wide open and some scuzzy-looking guys (and one slightly-less-scuzzy-looking-gal) calling themselves Funhaus walked in. Those scuzzbags also left the door opened and Craig from ScrewAttack waltzed right on in, too. Craig was nice enough to close the door though, because he's a damn gentleman.
cue piano PLUNK plunk! Plunk plunk. Bunk dunk da-plunk I saw Jack Pattillo with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Austin in the rain He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mien AHWUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Werewolves of London! AHWUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The Achievement Hunter office is lonely and AHWU has become self aware. At what point will the government intervene and protect itís citizens from this menace? Also, Funhaus sucks.
Your first new year's Jack is a special new year's Jack. Be sure, before embracing your first New Year's Jack, to find some place secluded. The bathroom or your bedroom should suffice. If you share a bedroom with someone, be sure to get their consent before you get your first New Year's Jack on right in front of them. They may, after all, want to have their first New Year's Jack simultaneously as you have your first New Year's Jack. With you. Together. As a couple. Haha! Intimate Jack moment.
This week on AHWU: Wake up you sleepy head Put on YouTube, shake up your bed Put another HUNT on the screen for me I've made some wet bread and coffee Look in my subbox and what do I see A Jack in the sky and his beard reaching down to me All the hunters came today And it looks as though they're here to stay What are we coming to No Geoff for me, no Ryan for you I think about a world to come Where the videos were missing the Gavin ones Let's Play in pain, Let's Play in awe By a room of men who questioned What to play and record All the hunters came today And it looks as though they're here to stay Oh you 'Chievement Hunts Don't you know you're driving your Burnies and Hullums insane Oh you 'Chievement Hunts Don't you know you're driving your Burnies and Hullums insane Let me make it plain Gotta make up for the Funhaus Inferior
Councilmen, I stand before you not only as your queen. I come to you as a Geoff. I come to you as a Jack. I come to you as an Achievement Hunter. I come to you with great humility. I am not here to represent Matt or Burnie. Their actions speak louder than my words ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard. Gavin, Michael, Ryan, Jeremy, Matt. Three hundred families that bleed for our rights. And for the very principles this Let's Play room was built upon. We're making dumb videos on the internet where we play video games, gentlemen. We must send the entire Achievement Hunter army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our video games. Send the army for the preservation of Xbox. Send it for PC. Send it for PS4 and Wii U, sure, why not? Send it for VR. But most importantly, send our army for hope. Hope that a Geoff and his men have not been wasted to the pages of history. That their courage bonds us together.
Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich And he said, "Look, Mr. Hay. I understand your confusion, since the majority of our population speaks French and Dutch. But you do realize you're in a coffee shop in the lobby of the Australian Embassy in Brussels, don't you? You were invited here - an invitation that came to you in English, I might add. Shouldn't you assume we "speak-a" your language here? I mean come on! You know what? I don't have time for this. Just eat your Vegemite and be on your way. But first, please sign this. No, not the receipt. This pre-release promotional copy of Business as Usual. I'm a big fan of your work, primarily because I myself am an Australian. Which is to say I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover."
With an AHWU title like "Gav-In-the-Box," you were probably expecting some sort of re-write of "Pop! Goes the weasle," weren't you? Well screw that noise. Do you know how freakin' hard it would be to rhyme Gavin with pretty much anything? Something like, "Man at the bar came up to me And asked 'What you be havin?' I said 'How 'bout a banger -no mash' Pop! Goes the Gavin!" Not only is this rhyme not particularly entertaining, but it also got a wee bit too penis-y. So nope. It's not worth it. Nobody's poppin' Gavin on AHWU this week.
This week on AHWU: Bubble bubble - that wrap is trouble When in Gav's hand, leave on the double Or else you'll end up clinged to Jack And preferrably, you'd rather hack off your own leg than stay right there As you and Jack become a pair Skin cells growing, quick combining But maybe there's a silver lining Do you know any twins - conjoined Who have been smart and jointly coined A co-op vibe to rake in views And end up on the nightly news? So maybe it would not be bad If that were now the life you had Wrap me now! Let two be one As Jack and I have co-op fun
This week on AHWU: his is the closest we're getting to AHWU - Valentine's Day 2016 Edition. That means oodles and oodles of wieners everywhere. Flying through the air. All over the floor. All up in Geoff's mouthspace. Gavin literally chokes on one in this episode. If that's not a Valentine's gift, I don't know what is.
This week on AHWU: The Achievement Hunter men are chuckin' away lots of stuff this week. Pillows. Pillows potentially filled with rocks. Reese's Pieces. Tootise Rolls. Their chances of ever getting a job at any other company...
This week on AHWU: Jack's gallavanting around in Mickeyville, USA right now doing Lord knows what. Michael's got a severe case of the pukes. Ryan's been excommunicated from AHWU. Gavin's probably making another commercial for an airline or whatever. That just leaves Geoff to be Mr. AHWU this week. Yes, Jeremy's there too, but then who would take Jeremy's place of being the guy in the background of AHWU?
This week on AHWU: Green Day Geoff can't wear Green Day Geoff shirts, so Rooster Teeth is making sure to get Geoff some Geoff-approved shirts that Geoff can wear. Maybe one of those is a Green Day Geoff shirt, like a "21st Geoff-ury Breakdown" type dealio. Just a picture of Geoff kissing Geoff. And this is precisely why video description writers are separate jobs from merchandise design makers.
This week on AHWU: It's Pi Day, but Jack and Geoff don't have any pie. Fucking losers. Maybe for 314? That'll be AHWU pie. There's still hope they can fix this travesty. Since it's Pi Day, go listen yourself some Pi by Hard 'N Phirm, the most well-balanced song about math, God slaughtering things or whatever, and also gettin' laid casually and multiple times. Because I KNOW THIS PI SHIT BACKWARDS AND FOREWARDS. Word.
This week on AHWU: This is the stalling song Everybody sing along When will our Geoff arrive so AHWU time can really thrive? This is the stalling song Not too short but not too long Maybe we'll get come beer And then lure Geoff right over here. This is the stalling song Under these pants I'm in a thong That was a little joke Thongs cost money and I'm broke Oh. Sup Geoff? You want this mic? Were you standing off to the side this whole time and not coming over here just so I'd look stupid for AHWU? Yeah? That's what I expected. Okay, cool.
AHWU has often been a catalyst for Achievement Hunter fan fiction prompts. Putting dicks in mouths. Humping for decades. Touching tips. Blasting nips. Full frontal nudity. Sex on camera. Getting a finger full of sweet sweet glaze. The list goes on and on. But today may be the ultimate fan fiction dream: Half of AHWU is Geoff getting blown by Gavin, and the other half is Jack taking balls in the mouth. Don't worry. Matt gets a mouthful of balls too. Trevor, Matt, and Jeremy also get blown all at once. Enjoy. (Insert winky face emoji here)
Geoffstorm, Jack me away from the norm' You've got to tell me something News and games, you had to put it in a song And it goes like Whoa! AHWU is the color of your energy Whoa! Shades of green display naturally And then something about a thousand ships or whatever. I'm not familiar enough with 311 to keep this description going. As it is, AHWU's so late today that the April 4th in the title's a lie, unless you're in the Pacific timezone or in Hawaii maybe. Not that in matters in the grand scheme of the universe, so no biggie. Biggie smalls, even. All the same, cue your "Last time I was this late, I had to consult a pregnancy test" jokes, YouTube comment section.
So turns out the first AHWU was released on March 4, 2010, but now it's early April and we're just at our sixth birthday mark. Apparently we can't math right, but fuck it. It's our sixth birthday, and this is our party. And you better have brought us some damn good gifts. Like the good liquor - the sixty bucks a bottle shit. And a pony. A big, majestic pony. Ooh! And a Mickey Mouse 16 inch Big Wheel Racer - I know you saw it on my fuckin' Amazon wish list. This is birthday time, and I demand to be treated like King Birthday Boy, dammit. But for real, thanks for watching AHWU for six years (in Achievement Hunter time) - and a little more than that in real people time. Keep on watching, and maybe Burnie will finally give you that peanut he promised so long ago.
Michael's brought in a lot of new, extremely sharp and relatively dangerous toys to the Achievement Hunter office. Gavin also has a new, dull-in-the-sharpness-sense-but-not-dull-in-the-excitement-sense toy to bother people with as well. Nobody is safe. Not Geoff. Not Jack. And certainly not Gavin's desk.
Geoff, Jack, and Jeremy all got sick from the Pax. Michael's flying back from far off lands. Who knows where Gavin's at. Ryan hates AHWU. That means today, AHWU host extraordinaires Matt and Trevor are here to provide all of this week's games and news. Well, that's if they can read some Shifty scribbles, which is unlikely.
Tiny bubbles (AHWU bubbles) In the office (from the Gavin) Make me happy (cept for Geoffy) Make me feel fine (bubbles of mine) Tiny bubbles (AHWU bubbles) Make me warm all over With a feeling that I'm gonna Hunt Chievs till the end of time So here's to the recording room And here's to Achievement City And mostly here's videos To you from me So here's to the Gavvy Free I give to you today And here's a kiss That will not fade away smooch
Join Jack, Michael and Jeremy for a special week of AHWU. Witness Jeremy disappearing and see a sneak peak of Uncharted 4.
Join Geoff and Jack in this week's special episode of AHWU. Witness Geoff's epic wait for Trevor, and find out if Trevor gets fired or not. In addition, Achievement Hunter finds someone shorter than Jeremy!
This week, Jeremy finds himself in a sticky situation. Typically, that means finding a song online about stickiness and changing the lyrics to be Achievement Hunter oriented. Turns out The Rolling Stones had an album called Sticky Fingers. Didn't know that - more of a Beatles guy myself. But hey - Sympathy for the Devil's a pretty cool song, which is not on Sticky Fingers. But Jeremy's fingers are probably sticky fingers right now - actual fingers, not the album. Not sure finger skin could be turned into a vinyl record. At least hopefully not. Gross.
This week in AHWU, Jack and Michael cover all the hip top new games for the week and all the news that Jack could find before heading out for a three-day weekend. This week in AHWU descriptions, do Memorial Day songs exist? Like, a song that specifically calls out Memorial Day by name? I guess war-based songs could work. A quick search on the ol' Googlies for "Memorial Day songs" pulled up Bob Dylan's "Masters of War." So maybe a lyrical switch up of "Masters of War," but like..."Masters of Games"? But then does that become offensive to all of those that we're memorializing on this day, Memorial Day? That's certainly no bueno. So I guess rather than do that, maybe just the description can be a rambling ramble-on about how that was a bad idea. All the cool kids like meta-commentary, right? Or maybe just keep in simple. AHWU! GAMES! NEWS! URRY WEEK! HAVE AT IT!
This week in AHWU, there's the typical games and news and other such tomfoolery. Also Geoff still coming to terms with being a Hufflepuff. And can you blame him? You have Gryffindor, known for their courage and ability to have Dumbledore rig the points system so they unjustly win the house cup. Then there's Ravenclaw, the house of smarts and such. You also have Slytherin, where they're pretty much sneaky Gryffindors who also enjoy sliding around on their bellies. So what does that leave Hufflepuff with? Being around and doing weird stuff behind closed doors, probably? Or maybe getting called out in court for "badger"ing the witness. Poor Geoff - there's just no escape from your Huffle Pufflage.
Jack and Ryan are already out at E3, but didn't take the camera with them to do an E3 AHWU like a couple of dumb idiots. It's up to Geoff, Jeremy, and Michael to bring the E3 experience to Austin! They're got electronics. They're got entertainment. Let's have an expo! Get ready to press some conferences, boys! Or at the very least, maybe break a chair. This is E3 - hard-fucking-core.
While the crew was out at Let's Play Live, the office AC unit may have broke. Now the Achievement Hunter boys are back and hotter than ever. And what will you see these hot boys do today? Gavin slathering Jeremy with his balls, that's for sure! Also Gavin making sure Jack get blown during this week's news segment. Also also Gavin violating Jack's face with his mighty five-pound cummy worm. Whoops. Typo. Meant to write gummy worm. GUMMY worm. Watch it once. Watch it twice. Watch it ten times more. This AHWU is hot HOT HOT!!!
It's the week of RTX 2016, hope to see you all there!
The sky is cryin' Jack and Geoff nowhere in sight The sky is cryin' Matt and Trevor AHWU - that's alright I've been looking for my Geoffy And I wonder where can he be I saw my Geoffy early one morning He was stumbling on down the lane I saw my Jacky early one morning He said "Fuck AHWU, that shit's a pain" You know it hurt me, hurt me so bad, yeah Made my poor heart skip a beat Help me now I've got a real, real bad feelin' That my Geoffy, he don't love me no more I've got a real, real bad feelin' That my Jacky don't love me no more You know the sky, the sky's been cryin', yeah Can't see the tears past Gavin's nose.
It's the bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Geoff on second and Ryan on third. Here he comes, The Royale British Thunder himself, number 87, Gavin Free.
After reading last week's description of the epic showdown between The Royale British Thunder and Captain Fast Hands, Michael "The Desperado Demolisher" Jones felt super left out - excluded from the Baseball Achunter Little League. Rather than ask to be admitted into the league, he picked up the nearest blunt object and decided to beat the shit out of each and every possible thing in sight. As they say: If you can't join them, fuckin' BEAT THEM! So much horror and death and carnage to behold - and there was still so much swinging left to do. With all of Achievement Hunter dead (save for Michael - who some say still rampages to this very day), there is no doubt that this moment marked the end of the very very very short-lived Baseball Achunter Little League.
At the dawn of time, the only form of tower-based stack-n'-fall funs that humanity had was simple Jenga. With the rise of capitalism, the bourgeoisie devised new forms of Jenga to sell to the dim-witted proletariat, such as Donkey Kong jenga and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Jenga. Then, as predicted by Darwinian evolution, Jenga slowly changed into the a hulking beast known only as Real Man's Jingle. But in 2016, the public had grown tired of what Jenga had become naturally. Science and engineering were forced to commit heinous crimes against humanity, combining man and Jenga, practically spitting in the very face of God. Now witness the horrible monstrosity known as Jeremy Jenga - the thing that was once a man but is now just a British man's plaything. The horror! The terror!
Witness the birth of the newest member of the Achievement Hunter crew - wee little Box Boy. And now his youthful excitement for all things is quickly and forcefully drained out of his eyeballs - literally drained out. OH LORDY! They're stabbing out his eyes! Watch in horror as the cardboard blood trickles out the empty sockets! Now he's being decapitated from Jeremy's surrogate body! What kind of monsters would do such a thing? Rest in peace, little Box Boy. 2016-2016 - no living relatives to mention. Funeral service will be held this Friday, August 5th, wherever you may find dead cardboard boxes with faces drawn on them. Rest well, little angel. You have been unshackled from the pains of this mortal world.
Today was a sad today for Achievement Hunter. Michael was robbed by our beloved remote control police car Mr. Sirens. We weren't sure if the car was looking for ransom. We let it know that we had no more money, but what we did have were a very particular set of skills. Skills we had acquired over many years of shenanigans. Skills that will give it nightmares and if it let Michael go, that would be the end of it. But if it didn't let him go, we would look for it, we would find it, and we would kill it. Thankfully Michael was ok since he wasn't "Taken" too far away, but we had to let Mr. Sirens go. Hopefully he can find employment elsewhere.
The Achievement Hunter crew make sure their sticks are in and their balls are out. With their shiny new stick holder, all the swords, bats, clubs, rods, and other phallic objects around the office can be easily stored in a nifty little container. Plus, balls! Who doesn't love it when the balls come out during an AHWU? Who doesn't love it when those balls get all over the room and get all over people's faces? I know I do!!
Some time between leaving Let's Play Live Chicago and getting to work this morning, Gavin caught a terrible case of Tiger Woods. Now Gavin is filled with illusions of grandeur. Every time Gavin sees a hole, he has an unquenchable urge to smack a golf ball into it. And, of course, there's no other hole Gavin is more acquainted with than Geoff's butthole.
Jack Pattillo and his bucket of news are missing this week, Ryan is still banned for life from AHWU, and Geoff's not going to bother. That means it's up to the younger half of Achievement Hunter to bring you the news. News in the office. New in the hallway. News outside. If AHWU wasn't recorded and released in the same day, maybe the news could have even been delivered from Oklahoma or whatever other state the news team may have traveled to. Maybe it could have been delivered right outside your home! It wasn't, but it could have been, because this is news that travels. Right now, just down the hallway and outside in the parking lot. But later, the sky's the limit. It's the World Class Traveling News Team bringing the news to you wherever they feel like delivering it from.
The AH boys are giving you all the games and news all y'alls need for Labor Day 2016! What? Were you expecting some sort of intricate description. F' that. It's Labor Day. Taking the day off.
Fulfilling every fan fiction writer's wildest dreams, Jeremy and Chair have finally become a thing this week: Chairemy. Witness Chairemy's first date: down the hall, past all the nasty crickets, and through the parking lot. Witness a tale of blossoming love, wild passion, betrayal, a chair getting ridden - hard - and Jeremy taking a roll in the hay. It's hot. It's sexy. It's chub-inducing. You're gonna love it.
It's not a true episode of AHWU unless at least one Achievement Hunter is left on the brink of death. Today's lucky employee is Trevor Collins! Watch him get bagged, tagged, and Matt Bragged! Or at least one of those three. Fortunately, Trevor made it through the episode alive. That means he can tell you all about Achievement Hunter's search for an animator!
By day, he's Slow Mo Brit Boy Gavin Free. But at night, Gavin wraps a homemade Achievement Hunter blankie around his neck and becomes the powerful Achieveman. Turns out, that was no ordinary blanket sent into the office. It was an achievement cape filled with incredible power! And what power does our boy have now? Why, he can pretend to fly around the room and blazing speeds! ... and that's about it. Maybe it's just an ordinary blanket after all.
Jack and Geoff are out somewhere across the somewhere, so Michael and Jeremy are ready to bringing you all the game releases and Jack-i-fied news stories your brain can handle this Monday. Aww here it goes Everybody out there go run and tell Your homeboys and home girls it's time for Kleenan, no Kel They mispronouncing this show, AHLU So add in that L, fuck the double U. Now Michael's into something It's fun and you don't wanna miss it It's Little J, shortest man in two block radius Michael and J or should I say L and Lichael But you gotta watch Kleenan 'coz Kleenan be scheming With a plan or a plot To make L tippy-top But it's kinda in the middle 'Coz the H is what ought This ain't the Haus of Fun or Elyse Willems mystery It's just Kleenan adding Ls in your vicinity Like llama and linguine or pisa tower leany When really just needing H like in Houdini Kleenan's in trouble Aww here goes A-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ieve-ment-hunt
Jack, Michael, and Gavin are ready to bring you all the hip hoppinest news and hot fire new game releases you need to know about this week...just like they do every week. It's AHWU!Laika's a pretty rad company with all their sweet-ass stop motion animation stuff. But holy fuck does it take a long time to make those movies. Here at Achievement Hunter, we thought we'd help Laika out this week by making a sequel to The Boxtrolls. Certainly, we have plenty of boxes. And sure, Geoff can be the troll in this scenario.Step 1 - Put Geoff in a box. Step 2 - Put that box in a box. Step 3 - Record it for 90 minutes. Step 4 - Print it. Ship it. Boom. Done. Million dollars on the table.
Last week, AH sent their finished Boxtrolls 2 movie off to Laika Entertainment. "Hot fuck!" exclaimed Reginald Laika, head of Laika. "This shit's hot fire. We're going to make so much money putting this in theaters. These AH boys are the cat's pajamas. They're exactly the right type of creative voice that Hollywood needs right now." Reginald picked up the phone and called his best friend, Steven Spielberg. "Spielyboy! I know you've been thinking about doing a follow-up to the BFG. These AHs are exactly the crew you're looking for to. They’ll bring your vision to the screen in ways you can’t even dream!" "I'm not taking any charity from you, Laika. I'll find my own group of Let's Players to help me create my future movies. Like these Funhaus boys. They're the future of cinema, you nitwit. Fuck you and never call me again!" Unfortunately, AH was never informed that Spielberg turned them down, so they shot the whole thing over the weekend.
Sup bitches! We got quite a games list this week. Titanfall 2? Yeah, we'll do a Let's Watch. Skyrim Special Edition? Yeah, we'll do a Let's Watch. World of Final Fantasy? Gonna Let's Watch it up! Windlands VR? Yeah...fuckin' Let's Watch there too! CakeCakeCake? Yeah. Let's Watch! Geoff Ramsey Strangle Simulator 2016? You bet your ass we're doing a Let's Watch in that. Butts and Nuts Remastered? Yes yes yes. Let's Watch City. Overcrotch: Orgies Edition? We'll definitely do a Let's Watch in that. But Dragonball Xenoverse 2? No. Fuck that. That's where we cross the line. We have standards, dammit!
Jack and Geoff went all out for this year's Halloween and decided to make the best costumes they possibly could. Geoff's in a very impressive Michael-wearing-a-knight-costume costume, and Jack's in the Jeremy-wearing-a-casual-apple-costume costume. Don't ask how we squished all of Jack down into that Jeremy costume. It....it wasn't pretty. Happy Halloween, make sure to stick tons of razer blades into candy tonight, and enjoy all the game news/game releases/Achievement Hunter tom foolery you can handle. It's AHWU!
It's AHWU! The show where you get all your game news, game releases, and other such Achievement Hunter messabouts. And that's it for the description. Every week, Kent comes over to my desk and goes, "Write me a funny AHWU description please." But fuck that guy. If he wants a better description this week, he can write it himself. Fine! Kent here... Um...Here's AHWU.
It was the Monday morning after Extra Life. The Achievement Hunter boys came back to the office, ready to pretend the weekend didn't happen. Everyone was hoping to work and pretend everything was normal. Everyone except Trevor, who wasn't there for reasons obvious to anyone who had been watching the stream. It was time to record AHWU. Jeremy and Jack couldn't even look each other in the eyes. Everything that happened was for the kids...but at what cost?
Look out for brand new holiday merch in the Rooster Teeth store starting Wednesday. New items and doorbusters galore through Cyber Monday! store.roosterteeth.com This week, it's fast AHWU! Also, an equally fast description.
It's the week after Thanksgiving and everyone's still tucked in bed nursing their food comas. Who's ready for some cybering Monday and buying all that sweet, sweet tech at slightly lower prices?!
Geoff knew it was AHWU day, so he decided to play hooky. Jack legitimately was sick, his runny nose running every which way. Gavin had to have an emergency slomogectomy. Jeremy was tongue tied after laying down some fresh new rhyme beats. Ryan has been forbidden from AHWU for a millennia. And Michael...Michael just didn't care. That means it's time for AHWU to be AHWU'd by your absolute favorite Achievement Hunters: Matt, Trevor, Andy, Shifty Larry, Kent, Steffie, Ashley, and Neal. They're gonna be slapping, sucking, stomping, newsing, taping, and shooting their way into your hearts all day long. All night long. All week long. All year long. And forever. It's AHWU!
America's favorite Brit, Gavin Free, has 80 fluid ounces of cleany cleany squirt juice. Only problem is - the goopy squirter is super broken. How is Gavin supposed to clean his hands? Maybe with the power of a bat. Or a golf club...
With the holidays quickly approaching, some of the guys just don't know how to hold in their excitement. Michael tends to talk more, Jeremy is more inclined to start doing gymnastics again (so he can climb to the top of his Christmas tree) and Gavin just likes to catch things on fire. Classic Gavin, always catching things on fire. The computers have all been burnt next door. The Bungalow is nothing but dust and ashes. And now...oh God. He's here...he's in the support room, OH MY GOD! HEL-
Michael and Jack found out no one made an AHWU, so they made one! Now that you have one, Michael is going to play with the gun he bought for Lil J - because Christmas.
It's the first AHWU of 2017! The Achievement Hunter boys are ready to play with their new Christmas toys, which means high-powered shooty balls and tiny little drone babies. There's news, there's a tiny little games list, and certainly there's a fake game. There's also a description that makes the comments section go, "Boy howdy. That description game sure is on point." Well, maybe not this week. Still getting back into the groove from the holidays. Next week though. Maybe.
Hey! Do you think you gots what it takes to be an Achievement Hunter? It's not just all game and games all day long. Some days you come to work and you have to break bricks with your fucking face! Your coworkers are just going to slap you straight in the dome with a hard-ass brick. Maybe it'll snap in two, or maybe it'll bounce off. But one thing's for sure - you need to make sure your skull is thick enough so your brain's not caved in with a fucking brick! And if you can't handles the bricks, you ain't gonna handles the games. Also, please ignore that the "brick" is totally made of styrofoam. It makes the Achievement Hunter boys feel really really good about themselves.
This week we've got a special announcement regarding RTX Sydney. Who's gonna be there?! Watch to find out!
What the fuck are you doing down here? Seriously. Which do you prefer: reading a description of a video where Jeremy hurts himself, or watching a video where Jeremy hurts himself? You're just wasting perfectly good watching-Jeremy-get-hurt time. All I've got to say down here is that this is AHWU with the normal news and games and fake game and typical Achievement Hunter-type shanhooligans. One of those shenaynays may be referenced in the title. That same shanoodly may not go according as planned. And watching that shabibbily might be way more enjoyable than reading the description this week. But hey. If you'd rather read all these words instead of watch Jeremy hurt himself, that's cool too. Honestly, I'm flattered! You're too kind. But really, go back and watch Jeremy get hurt fifty times more. It's great.
Boy. Yes, you there, boy. Or are you a girl? These eyes aren't doing me much good these days. Come here and let this old, ragged man spin you a yarn, and also try to sell you some seeds! There was once a dark cave full of idiots that played games on their magical electric windows. These were the Achievement Hunters, and they were great..until they all died. Geoff the Drunkard's essence was scattered to the wind. Jack the Bearded's remains are said to be guarded by the fiercest of dragons. The others are somewhere too, but fuck those guys. I need to tell you about Jeremy the Short. Unlike the others, he has not been lost, no! In order to maintain his essence, he was fused with the finest flowers and sealed away in these here magic seeds. They say when the world needs Jeremy most, a gullible young boy (or girl) must buy these magic seeds and plant them. In 6-8 months, Jeremy the Short will be reborn as Plant Jeremy the Flower King - a most brave hero with flowers filling his mouth!
Look - there may be hundreds of mini balls, a huge water stain, three broken bottles of Ragu, a baby goat, 97 popped balloon corpses, super sticky taffy, chewed gum, granola crumblies, a wrecked scooter, rolls of duct tape, crescent roles, burnt documents, day-old Chinese takeout, packing peanuts, circus peanuts, regular peanuts, a spoon, a 1996 *NSYNC calendar, and a gravy boat littering this floor. And yes, I know that I was the one that put them there, but I'm not cleaning that up. All of that was for AHWU this week. That's called making quality content, and choosing to not clean it up is called giving this room some much-needed character. So nope! Ask me all you want. Not gonna clean it up.
The office is quiet...too quiet. Jeremy looks around and notices he's alone. "Where did everyone go? Oh well. Fuck it. I don't need anyone. I can do AHWU all by myself!" Jeremy set up the camera. He turned on the lights. And then he sat there, unsure of where to start. He sat there for 10, 20, then 30 minutes. Finally, he got up and opened the door to the office. "TREEEEVOOOOR. I KNOW YOU'RE SOMEWHERE IN THIS OFFICE. HEEEEEELP MEEEEE!"
Well look who's here! It's the best AHWU guest star since Kenan "AHLU" Thompson. We've got Christopher Walken in the house this week. Our little Walky pal's gonna take you through all the games releases and news you need to know right here in AHWU. He's definitely here and totally real, just like the Nintendo Switch we're about to go and play now that we got AHWU done. Whoo!
Today's the day. Today is the day that little AHWU grew into a man. It's learning how to shave. It's taking nice little female AHWUs out on dates. It has balls now, man! And real adult feelings. We're kidding. Just like us, AHWU doesn't have feelings. We turned AHWU into a robot - AHWU 2.0! Ryan ripped its chest cavity open and sucked out its blood. Now AHWU's filled with oil and gears. And probably a missile launcher or three. Also, mail! Lots and lots of delicious mail.
Hey kids! AHWU. Come and grab our sack! Big swords. One, two! And go on the attack! Swish and slash and hack! Make Gavin's skull go crack! OH GOD! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! YOU ACTUALLY CAVED HIS HEAD IN! Get some bandages! And an ambulance! And a new bag of blood for Gavin. And a mop. We need to clean this blood up before it dries. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
GET GAVIN DOWN ON THE GROUND! Bag him. Tag him. Bring him here! Gavin Free, we know you've got slo mo secrets you're not sharing. Now we're gonna waterboard you until you tell us everything we want to know. Oh, what? We're out of water? Compressed air's exactly like water, right?
This morning, we here at Achievement Hunter got a suspicious package in the mail. White, unmarked, no return address. Throwing caution to the wind, we opened it anyway. Turns out we were the target of level-5 craft warfare - the glitter bomb. Now poor Jeremy can't even sit down without getting globs of glitter all over his butt cheeks.
Here's the mail It never fails It makes me want to wag my tail When it comes I want a whale No! That's total bullshit. When it comes, I want a fuckin' sword. Who the hell would want a whale? Whales are fucking massive! Where would we even fit a whale in this office? There's no doubt that we'd kill it. Maybe not intentionally, but you know none of us are gonna bother feeding it. Fuck whales. I don't want a fuckin' whale. Keep sending swords! That shit is awesome.
Super drunken 'Chievement Hunters Grumpy fuckin' 'Chievement Hunters Run amuck, Achievement Hunters Angry gamer assholes Drinking power! They're the world's most fearsome Let's Play Team They siphon booze straight into their bloodstream They really don't give a fuck And show Funhaus just how much they suck! Super drunken 'Chievement Hunters Grumpy fuckin' 'Chievement Hunters Geoffrey taught them to be mingy shits Jack Pattillo builds, Gavin is the slo-mo Brit Jeremy gives Ryan hell Michael Jones, you know, loves to fuckin yell Super drunken 'Chievement Hunters Grumpy fuckin' 'Chievement Hunters Run amuck, Achievement Hunters Angry gamer assholes Drinking power!
So it's pretty cool that you guys have been sending tons of awesome weapons for us to open up and play with on AHWU, but now I'm starting to feel a little unsafe. Now you've given Ryan a sharp knifey blade and a flippin' axe! I'm just going to hide behind this gigantic teddy bear and hope he doesn't notice me. Ohp! Ryan's cut off the head of the bear, and I think I'm next! Somebody send band-aids please. Lots and lots of band-aids!
Wowwe! We sure got a lot of teeny little posters this week. Ohp! That wasn't a poster at all! Now I'm covered in glitter. Sorry, hunting knife. Sorry cross bow. You guys are all glittery now too. Ooh look! Another tiny poster! Whoops! Sorry baby hat. Sorry, weapon rack. Ooohee! It's another mini poster tube! This one definitely has a poster in it. I can feel it.
Geoff's here to get his first taste of the ever-growing AHWU weapons cache, and now he's ready to cause all sorts of havoc. What (or who) will he destroy today?
Hello everyone! Descrippy Joe here...actually not really, I lied, I'm a terrible person. This is Descrippy Joe's neighbor, Descrippy Stan. Descrippy Joe left, he's out exploring the world. Anyway, I'm here to tell you about a rip-roaring fantastical episode of a little show called AHWU. The Achievement Hunter boys appear to be on a bus and they histerically do some of the show on the bus! Can you believe it! They do it on the bus, it's sooooooooooooo funny! What really puts it over the edge is that some british bloke names Gavin comes up with a crazy stunt for the end of the show. It's really spectacualar. So pack up all your belongings and hold on tight. It's going to be a bumpy ride down the good ole' Achievment Hunter bus of pain! Descrippy Stan signing out...*Mic Drip...CRAP...*Mic Drop
Thanks to the never-ending stack of AHWU weapons that need unboxing, there's now three Wolverine claws sitting in the office. United by their slashy hand blades, Achievement Hunter doesn't need to be Achievement Hunter anymore. Now, they are the Wolverines! Wooooooooolverines! Right now seems like an appropriate time for this here description to parody some big speech from Red Dawn, throwing in a couple of things like, "Hey bub," and, "Yo. We're Canadian now," to make it a Wolverine/Wolverine mashup. Mr. Google's saying there aren't really any cool speeches from Red Dawn, so I guess never mind. It would have been cool, though. Maybe even half as cool as our weapon pile.
Not many people know this, but Geoff has dreamed of being a world-class trumpet-playing jazz musician since he was a wee little Geoff. With the power of baby toys, he can finally do it! Most days, we unbox weapons. Some days, we unbox dreams. Thanks, AHWU contributors! Make plans to see Geoff play live in concert at the dumpster behind Carnegie Hall some time in 2018.
The Achievement Hunter crew dives in to the pile of boxes from AHWU and will go through as many as they can.
Today's AHWU is spent opening lots of fun toys. Some are dangerous, and others are even more dangerous. Just cross your fingers and hope no one gets maimed this time!
Do you love AHWU so much that you want to get it tattoo'd all over your face, but realize that would make you look like a freak? How about an AHWU shirt instead? Available June 2nd at store.roosterteeth.com It's Memorial Day, the day where people either memorialize the memorials or forgot about all that memorialization and just cook up some hot dogs like some sort of gosh darn, unpatriotic dick nose. If you're out grilling with family and friends today, gonna need something nice and refreshing to wash all those weenies down with. We suggest a good ol' barf soda or maybe a ranch soda to get them dogs down your gullet.
We get tons of gifts here at the Achievement Hunter office. Many talented fans like to send us their awesome, way-more-talented-than-us, pieces of art. You know, the usual stuff. Posters, drawings, figures, stuffed animals, blown-glass dildos. The usual stuff.
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, in the year 2017, there was a great pharaoh named Jeremy. Though his stature was that of a prepubescent boy, his mightiness towered over all other men. Every Monday (or Sunday for First members), he would declare it AHWU day - the day to display the lovely items he and his pals at the office were sent by the fans. Unbeknownst to Jeremy, the royal vizier, Gavin the Free, had other plans for Achievement Hunter. Feeling it was in need of a new ruler, he buried the pharaoh alive, unceremoniously wrapping him in toilet paper that a fan sent to the office. Today, the pharaoh lives, and he is piiiiiiiiiiissed. Jeremy is ready to rampage against any man who dares stand up to his wrath. The people of Earth know their only hope to stopping the evil mummy is Tom Cruise. Unfortunately, we only have Andy in a ninja mask. Hopefully that will do.
Achievement Hunter got a big, floppy rubber dick in the mail this week. They also got a meat cleaver. Now it's time to see if Ryan can give that rubber dong a healthy circumcision.
Achievement Hunter receives raver gear from China.
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Achievement Hunter's brushing up on their pre-RTX etiquette and learning how not to be a dick
Achievement Hunter gets a special AHWU visit from Prez Donny T, "butt" they're not sure if he should be used as intended.
With all the crap that happens in Achievement Hunter on a daily basis, you never know when you'll need an extra pair of underoos. Now the next time Ryan takes an axe to Jeremy's boxers, he'll have a backup pair of big boy panties at the ready.
Jeremy takes AHWU from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and he gives it back to you... the people. AHWU is yours. No one knew who Jeremy was until he put on the mask. Forced to serve a life sentence for crimes he didn't commit, Jeremy was born and raised in an underground prison. He trained and (sort of) grew to his maximum potential without ever seeing the light of day. Thanks to plot convenience, he escaped to Austin, Texas, and is now on a quest to break the backs of every Achievement Hunter.
Thanks to Ryan, things get a little noisy in the Achievement Hunter office.
We're going in for the fan mail. So don't get caught." Chieve Trap! It's a zany action. A crazy contraption. The fun is catchin'. It's Chieve Trap!
Butcher Geoff knows that much like a fresh pig, there's lots of goodies deep inside the entrails of AHWU packages. There's tons of weapons, toys, and even weeny enhancers! Butcher Geoff also knows that much like a fresh pig, you have to use a big ol' meat cleaver in order to rip those packages clean open.
Ryan reads all the books, notes, and fan letters sent into AHWU this week (since Trevor very much can't read), and Michael grips it and rips it!
Achievement Hunter got a box of the loudest snap fireworks in existence, Torpedo Cracker Snaps. The warning label says not to throw them at anybody, so Geoff threw them at everybody.
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Achievement Hunter got a package of Fart Bag stink bombs today and thought it would be rude not to use them.
Achievement Hunter got another big, floppy dildy-boy in the mail and decided to show it what happens when fake weens wander into the office.
Over the past year, Achievement Hunter has received many gifts from it's generous fanbase. Some gifts have been crude, some have been edible, some have been weapons, some have been weaponized, and all were appreciated. Now let's see how Achievement Hunter used their gifts.
Geoff got some Tiger Balm and glooped it on his gonads. Now his balls are burning, his testes are toasting, and his sack is scorching.
It's time for AHWU in the spookiest month of the year! And what's spookier than bite-sized wang whistles?
Of all grenades, sound grenades are the worst! But this isn't the first time Michael has dealt with one, oh no.
Edible spray paint! Shiny and chrome. Does edible mean you should actually eat it? Maybe Trevor will see Valhalla sooner than we thought.
Rick and Morty has a special place in good ol' Jack's heart. He may have received a real life plumbus.
The Xbox 360 had ridiculous flashing lights caused by the red ring of death. Jeremy's Xbox One is flashing because of a bowling ball mishap.
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To be a criminal mastermind, you need to be more than a thief. Everyone summon your inner ninja.
It's AHWU 395! Someone decided to light up Geoff's life, and now he has a scary, high-tech lighter to burn things with!
It's AHWU 396! Michael becomes the real life Mogar. His magical ice breath shines really bright.
It's AHWU 397! One lighter wasn't nearly enough for Geoff. Maybe 100 will do.
It's AHWU 398! Now that it's December, Gavin's getting a head start on wrapping "gifts" for Christmas.
It's AHWU 399! Everyone is showing off their hidden blades.
It's AHWU 400! Wow! Over the years, there's been fire, weapons, torture, and God knows what else. Why not celebrate AHWU's 400th birthday by watching all 400 episodes in a row? Then you can go on Jeopardy and impress Alex Trebek with all your fancy AHWU knowledge. I'm certain he'll ask questions about that.
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas. Santa Jack has arrived and is delivering presents! How much coal will Achievement Hunter get this year?
It's AHWU #402! Cotton candy, cool art, throwing hatchets, oh my! Better hope Geoff doesn't hit anyone in the eye...
It's AHWU #403! After a long day of road rage, AHWU sort of gets away from the gang. Ryan hopes to get things back on track with a little axe throwing.
Jack's out of town, so Jeremy and Michael are using AHWU to live as their truest selves. Michael becomes a famous beat-boxer, and Jeremy turns into bacon.
On today's AHWU, Jack wears the new AH girdle, Michael gets a golden gift, and Jeremy receives a monster truck.
It's AHWU 406! Today's episode goes a little more mobile. Geoff gets some wood, makes fun of Brandon, and delivers some sheep.
We all thought Jeremy was a full-grown human. Turns out he's been a little baby monster truck this whole time.
It's AHWU 408! With our recent room rearrangement, we've accumulated more trash than usual. Might as well smash it.
Achievement Hunter preps for Giant Beach Ballie-Doo and then drinks some milk Mark Hamill-style.
It’s AHWU 410! This week, Achievement Hunter sets a new record for shortest time between receiving and destroying a gift.
It's AHWU 411! The crew throws Geoff in a giant barrel and then looks at some naughty images.
It's AHWU 412! When the lights go dim and the oxygen runs low, the Dusk Boys will be there to protect us all from the evils of brunch time.
It's AHWU 413! Someone sent us a giant slingshot! Now our moon balls fly at deadly speeds.
It's AHWU 414, and we got a flying ball! Watch as we invent several games with it before it leaves us for a better life.
It's AHWU 415! We recorded this right after Off Topic, and holy cow! We got some awesome stuff!
It's AHWU 416! We get some new balls, an AH keyblade, and a drum-full of packing peanuts.
It's AHWU #417! We feed the Fire Lord to the Lil Spyro! Well, no, not really. But Dante Basco is here!
Today we got blue, green, purple, and even skin-toned cloning kits! You know what they're for.
It's AHWU 419! May our noodles rest soundly upon each other. Let war begin.
It's AHWU 420! Trevor goes head first into the barrel as we fill it to the brim with playpen balls.
It's AHWU 421! Look both ways before- oops, rogue moonball.
Oh dang, AHWU 422! It's hammer time!
WTH? It's AHWU 423! Now with twice the amount of tactical hammers!
Bring your umbrella it's AHWU 424! Needs moar foam!
Sneaking into your heart it's AHWU 425! This one has lemongrass in it.
What's that smell? Is that AHWU 426? MOON BA!
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Hold on to your brains it's AHWU 427! Cam girl Rahul Kohli stops by to han- CRICKET MOON BALL!
Great scott, it's AHWU 428! Ready. Aim. MOON BALL!!!
Hot damn it's AHWU 429! Is there such a thing as TOO refreshing?
Maybe they're born with it, maybe it's AHWU 430! Congrats lads! It's coming ho- oh... oh no.
Rawr! It's AHWU 431! The boys take a walk on the wild side of the internet.
What can you do? It's AHWU 432! Don't take out seeds... DON'T TAKE OUT SEEEEEDDDSSS!
It's the show for you and me, AHWU 433! Shiny and new, it's Ryan's all diet diet!
Are you ready for more? It's AHWU 434! Keep your eye on the Sky!
What a time to be alive. It's AHWU 435! Nothing like cracking open some fresh pool toys with the wind in your face.
Pick up your sticks and smack them on some pricks. It's AHWU 436! Don't try this at home. Gavin is a professional.
Cranking it to eleven, it's AHWU 437! As a specimen yes he's intimidating. My what a guy, Nick "I'll Eat All The Pizza At Your Party" Scarpinoooo!
Why all the hate? It's AHWU 438! Annoyo Man rises to take on a lone Dusk Boy. Will he survive an encounter against this slight inconvienience of a villain?
Aged like fine wine, it's AHWU 439! Check out Jack's new doll line. Comes with her own bat!
Come on and get sporty with AHWU 440! This episode has a cannon in it.
Rapper extraordinaire Watsky pops into AHWU this week to give Jeremy a little surprise he definitely absolutely brought for Jeremy.
The show for me and you, it's AHWU 442! Geoff gets spanked.
How can this be AHWU 443? JT Music stops by and are not really sure why people send AH a giant hot dog. But we know. We know.
You're back for more, it's AHWU 444! Hope you saved some room for extra pumpkins!
Try and stay alive, it's AHWU 445! Time to up our stunning arsenal.
Enough with the tricks, it's AHWU 446! Them folks at Achievement Hunter get a head start on Moustache November!
We're going to steel heaven, it's AHWU 447! You get a sword and you get a sword and you get a sword!
Stay up late for AHWU 448! Taking a break from cleaning up to make a little more of a mess.
It's a crime to watch AHWU 449! Trevor has a mighty need for speed. Also Slowbeef says hi.
No need to be thrifty, it's AHWU 450. If you moon ball long enough, sometimes you get moon balled back.
You ever just think about AHWU 451? The stun baton broke... or did it evolve?
Magical creatures aren't safe in AHWU 452! This week there's poop, cry babies, and Unicorn death screams.
Care for a cup of AHWU 453? AH is pumped for Aquaman. Like really, really pumped. Some would say uncomfortably pumped.
Raise your glasses for AHWU 454! Know throughout the lands as a champion of alcohol, Jeremy has been bestowed a most honorable title.
We were buried in boxes for far too long so we opened a bunch of packages and now we're just buried in a bunch of toys and fan art!
You ever get that feeling that you're watching AHWU 455? Who broke it? WHO BROKE IT?
Need to lose a few pounds? Try AHWU 457! It's packed with 8 feet of cherry flavored energy.
Take a deep breath, it's only AHWU 457. Join Geoff and become one with the universe.
Everybody wants to rule AHWU 458! Welcome to a zombie themed party for a Jones family member currently under development.
Shhhhh... the password is AHWU 459. Be sure to get your daily dose of sodium!
We're finding all kinds of new things about ourselves in this episode of AHWU!
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's AHWU 461! Gavin sneaks himself a sniff of some special stuff.
Can't get enough of that AHWU 462! Alfredo has some strong opinions on pizza.
I can't remember the last time I did AHWU 463! You wanna chocolate?
Every day we're just a little more AHWU 464! Sometimes a guy has to take a hint and do a little trimming.
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Stop on by for a nice helping of AHWU 466! Jeremy finds himself locked in his own pants. Maybe with the power of friendship he can one day be free!
I was walking around town the other day and ran into AHWU 467! We get a lot of sharp tools at Achievement Hunter, and now we have a knife for ants.
Advance onward towards AHWU 468! It was high time we made Gavin safe for shipping.
Can Flex Tape stick to paper? How about... hair?
Onward to AHWU 470! Matt's pre-game has begun. It's almost time for the Swole Patrol to overtake the Braggster.
It's AHWU 471! Jack gets a large ball, Ryan gets throwing knives, and Jeremy joins the Blue Man Group.
It's AHWU 472! Cool fan art, giant Voltorb, and the best of all, a new old woman.
It's AHWU 473! Time to answer the age-old question, what was the Batman villain Bane like as a child?
It's AHWU 474! Diet Coke is usually propelled by Mentos. We're using a toy "rocket" launcher.
It's AHWU 475! Ryan cuts things in half, Jeremy get's a whistle, and Jack get's giant underwear.
It's AHWU 476! We got a slingshot, some onesies, and special guest Slushii throws a dangerous Moon Ball!
It's AHWU 477! We get a potato cannon, cotton candy maker, and special guest Chef Mike throws a Moon ball at someone!
It's AHWU 478! Achievement Hunter gets a special delivery to the office. Our family just got one wacky wavy inflatable arm-flailing tube boy bigger!
It's AHWU #479! DHD may be closed, but the menu keeps growing when we get a corn dog machine. Plus, guest Tom Fawkes tries to mail himself.
It's AHWU 480! Jeremy get's another blowup, more DHD fun, and a new musical toy.
It's AHWU 481! This week we get some surprises in the mail, so of course we play with the packaging.
We smack each other around with Super Bats and play "manga" roulette in AHWU 482.
It's AHWU 483! Michael's got control of the camera, and he's ready to cause some destruction.
It's AHWU 484! There's plushes, pillows, and a very special hand sanitizer.
It's AHWU 485! Pickles, presents, peters, oh my!
It's AHWU 486! We got flossin', choppin', stabbin'! You know, your normal AHWU.
There are those who said this AHWU 487 would never come. Where are they now? Michael has come a long way, and he's got the rock hard bod to prove it.
It's AHWU 488! We're burning this whole place down.
It's AHWU 489 and everyone has gained mustaches. The room has never had so many gents.
It's AHWU 490 and we get bouncy balls, crickets, and more bouncy balls.
If you look under here you'll see AHWU 491. Nothing like a little strawberry chocolate to break your diet.
It's AHWU 492! We got bhut jolokia death sauce. How hot could ghost peppers really be?
It's AHWU 493! Custom mead, Jack gets a new neon, and John Cena visits.
It's AHWU #494. We received and then promptly ate a nine million Scoville gummy bear.
Check out the stream highlights of us unboxing mail from the audience.
It's AHWU 495! Shock therapy and neon paints. It's going to be a mess.
It's AHWU 496! Alfredo and Jack square off to see who will become the newest Hyrule hero.
Prepare to be boarded by AHWU 497! Arrr ya ready kids? I can't hear you! Jeremy is screaming too loud!
It's AHWU 498! It wouldn't be a normal episode of AHWU without some slip-ups. Ryan also cracks the code to a special box.
It's AHWU 499! Who wants to go camping!?
Jack and Geoff try out a new thing this week. Starting now, every single week they'll be uploading an overview video of what let's plays are releasing during the week as well as any kind of funny or lame videos.
We're getting ready to start a metal band in this AHWU unboxing video.
It's AHWU 502! Old man Dooley and old man Jones are stirring up some trouble.
It's AHWU 503! It's time to quit making content and open a German Sausage House.
It's AHWU 504! Jeremy eats Carolina Reaper candy and lives to talk about it. For now.
It's AHWU 505! The old men are back and gigantor hits a few balls.
It's AHWU 506! It's the end of 2019 and it's time to wrap up the year. See you for more shenanigans in 2020!
It's AHWU 507! Time to put on our new platform shoes and break them in for the New Year!
Have you seen where AHWU 508 went? Squeaky toys, hot sauce, and fart cannons. Just your everyday office supplies.
It's AHWU 509! We get potato launchers and scooters. Good thing we cleaned our office!
It's AHWU 510! It wouldn't be a normal AHWU without some censoring.
Did you see that? It was AHWU 511 rolling by! Someone sent us wheel things guaranteed to cause bodily harm at some point.
To infinity and AHWU 512! We throw sticks, we throw stones, and we throw walkers.
If you look closely you'll see AHWU 513! What do you get when you put a gallon of glue into Gavin's hands?
Have you ever heard of AHWU 514? Jeremy and Matt hold the fort. Matt eats garbage.
It's AHWU 515! Jeremy and Ryan get instruments and become the best boy band ever.
I don't know about you, but I'm here for AHWU 516! We made some shirts for international women's day and we get a present that comes at an awkward time.
Still going on strong with AHWU 517! The hits keep coming, but you can't keep Achievement Hunter down. We'll get right back up!
It's AHWU 518! We learn what a Simp is and get a blast from the past.
It's AHWU 519! Seriously... how is this considered natural?
It's AHWU 520 and today is the first AHWU from our homes! Sit down, buckle up, and lets go on an adventure.
It's AHWU 521! Jack's hair goes wild, Jeremy's cat steals his chair again, and we show off some cool art!
It's AHWU 522! Jeremy gets a blow up "Tiger" and he's taller than it!
It's AHWU 523! What kind of magic can we do with our blue and green screens!
It's AHWU 524! Months and days are now a foreign concept to us.
It's AHWU 525 and it's hard to tell if the gang's love is stronger for Wreckfest or Dole Whip? You decide!
It's AHWU 526, and the gang is getting saucy as they talk about The Yogscast and tickling bits.
It's AHWU 527, and the gang is doing some impromptu cosplay. Who had the best one?
It's AHWU 528, and the gang are eating Matt's farts and looking at new underwear.
The gang are getting ready to hit the links, but first, they could really use a haircut.
It's AHWU 530 and Jeremy finally get's a replacement for a long, lost friend.
It's AHWU 531! This week, we're all bad dragons. Just the worst dragons.
I can't imagine life without AHWU 532. When you see a nice lady with her plants, clearly you think about Jack.
Just staying with home with AHWU 533. Jack talks about what grows in his garden.
It's AHWU 534! We admit guilty pleasure foods and favorite childhood shows.
It's AHWU 535! We're drowning in Lego Bricks and making our yearbook quotes.
It's AHWU 536! We unbox some goodies and try not to be a webcam ghost.
If you look over to your right you can see AHWU 537. Did you ever get a face popsicle that looked remotely like the picture? Neither did we.
Help yourself to an ice cold glass of AHWU 538. Have you ever wondered what everyone's favorite lotion or color is? You're in luck!
It's AHWU 539 and it's yet another week of quarantine. We get some fan art and Michael still likes the color brown.
It's AHWU 540! Staycation, all we ever wanted. Staycation, we can't get away.
For Larry week there’s no better way to celebrate than with a dose of AHWU, a dash of Disneyland trauma and a dollop of nostalgic cannibalism.
It's AHWU 542 and it's Weems Week! Oh look! Is that Gavin's cat? Also, a tablespoon is what you eat with, not a teaspoon.
It's AHWU 543! The guys share stories of their Fall Guys journey and also talk about their excitement for RTX at Home!
It's AHWU 544! A little bit of black food coloring and also we are looking soooo animated now-a-days!
It's AHWU 545! The gang share their strangest dreams and show off some fanmail in this weekly update.
It's AHWU 546 Po-Fiona invades AHWU.
It's AHWU 547! Jack forgets how to count and our fan art comes to life.
It's AHWU 548! It's Steffie week and time for Halloween! Let's answer some questions and look at some awesome fan art!
Hiding out under your bed it's AHWU 549! There's more to life than video games: being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
It's AHWU 550 and it's Kent week. Let's talk about Extra Life and admire Old Jack the Wise.
It's AHWU 551 and it's Jarren week! Time to answer some questions and be blown away by fan art! Y'all are seriously really talented....
It's AHWU 552 and today we have a very special guest. Lets all welcome Mr. Phillip W. Pickles!
It's AHWU 553! Perhaps you prefer a pixelated performance of people presenting shirts providing posies and perennials? Perfect!
It's AHWU 554! Want to learn our goat sacrificing traditions? Today's the day!
It's AHWU 555 and the Head of Knowledge has visited us from space to share some good news for the holiday season.
It's AHWU 556 and it's that wonderful time of the year! Don't forget to wear a mask and we'll see you after the New Years!
Walking in a winter wonder AHWU 557! On the road to El Dorado questions are answered and friendships are tested.
It's AHWU 558 and there's definitely nothing unusual about this AHWU.
It's AHWU #559 for January 11th, 2021! Jack gets some sweet dice and is Alfredo a killer? P.S. Keep wearing masks.
It's AHWU 560 and Jack's cat is taking over the episode. There's also some cool art and Michael gets a dragon statue!
Things are getting wild on AHWU 561! The art is fantastic and the gifts, are top notch!
There's a lot of updates and show talk in AHWU 562! But also, Jack shares his secret to bacon.
We commit to the bit too hard in AHWU 563 and remember shows that did not age well.
It's AHWU 564. We move beyond WikiFeet and start working on WikiEars.
Oops! We got carried away and recorded the world's longest AHWU
It's AHWU 566! We ponder Minecraft in real life, agree that anime glasses are cool, and fall in love with a tiny bed.
From leaving food out, to morning yuckies, we discuss our most disgusting habits.
It's AHWU 568! We share our early years in playing videogames and the anime music that define us.
It's AHWU 569! We decide which animals to save and take over some businesses.
It's AHWU 570! We reunite in the kitchen and open plenty of packages.
It's AHWU 571! We're joined by Ky to talk vintage snacks and if we were in charge of Space.
It's AHWU 572! We discuss schedules, merch, and look at lots and lots of art.
It's AHWU 573! Michael blames his kids, but we all know who the real culprit is.
It's AHWU 574! We become cars and then create a new music genre.
It's AHWU 575! Who took my fries, and why is there a perfectly picture of a butt on my camera?
It's AHWU 576! The gang's all here, but not for long. This is the penultimate AHWU
Jack and Geoff talk back on the past of AHWU, as well as the future after it.
Take a trip down memory lane as we stroll through some fun moments from AHWUs 1 through 280.
Let's get dangerous with the weapon filled AHWUs of 281 through 400.
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