Look - there may be hundreds of mini balls, a huge water stain, three broken bottles of Ragu, a baby goat, 97 popped balloon corpses, super sticky taffy, chewed gum, granola crumblies, a wrecked scooter, rolls of duct tape, crescent roles, burnt documents, day-old Chinese takeout, packing peanuts, circus peanuts, regular peanuts, a spoon, a 1996 *NSYNC calendar, and a gravy boat littering this floor. And yes, I know that I was the one that put them there, but I'm not cleaning that up. All of that was for AHWU this week. That's called making quality content, and choosing to not clean it up is called giving this room some much-needed character. So nope! Ask me all you want. Not gonna clean it up.