Thanks to the never-ending stack of AHWU weapons that need unboxing, there's now three Wolverine claws sitting in the office. United by their slashy hand blades, Achievement Hunter doesn't need to be Achievement Hunter anymore. Now, they are the Wolverines! Wooooooooolverines! Right now seems like an appropriate time for this here description to parody some big speech from Red Dawn, throwing in a couple of things like, "Hey bub," and, "Yo. We're Canadian now," to make it a Wolverine/Wolverine mashup. Mr. Google's saying there aren't really any cool speeches from Red Dawn, so I guess never mind. It would have been cool, though. Maybe even half as cool as our weapon pile.