Jack and Geoff are out somewhere across the somewhere, so Michael and Jeremy are ready to bringing you all the game releases and Jack-i-fied news stories your brain can handle this Monday. Aww here it goes Everybody out there go run and tell Your homeboys and home girls it's time for Kleenan, no Kel They mispronouncing this show, AHLU So add in that L, fuck the double U. Now Michael's into something It's fun and you don't wanna miss it It's Little J, shortest man in two block radius Michael and J or should I say L and Lichael But you gotta watch Kleenan 'coz Kleenan be scheming With a plan or a plot To make L tippy-top But it's kinda in the middle 'Coz the H is what ought This ain't the Haus of Fun or Elyse Willems mystery It's just Kleenan adding Ls in your vicinity Like llama and linguine or pisa tower leany When really just needing H like in Houdini Kleenan's in trouble Aww here goes A-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ieve-ment-hunt