Hey kids! AHWU. Come and grab our sack! Big swords. One, two! And go on the attack! Swish and slash and hack! Make Gavin's skull go crack! OH GOD! YOU ACTUALLY DID IT! YOU ACTUALLY CAVED HIS HEAD IN! Get some bandages! And an ambulance! And a new bag of blood for Gavin. And a mop. We need to clean this blood up before it dries. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?