Pocket Gay; Bear in the Burbs; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips teaches how to make your own ice; 'When i Knew' the cast reflects on when they knew they were gay (or not). Political Project Runway; "The Honeymooners" parody; Elaine Strich as a wal-mart greeter.
"The Facts of Life" parody of when Jo arrived and has to share a bed with Blair; former Russian KGB agent chorus girl Svetlana kills everyone for the gig of a chorus girl during a routine group audition; Lesbian Speed dating and the drama in 3 minutes; Chicago Style Yoga, not so serene; Michael Chad and Chad Michael with the Logo Life Tips on a (edible) "Bookmark"; gender confused Fitzwilliam wishes for his ultimate christmas present.
"All in the Family" gay parody of 'Gay' only house rules with blacks adored; The Ladyline Hotline; Hazel, the PFLAG mom, tries to get her son Donovan a date; Afromations with Lamont and his interruptive wife. Lorna thinks the gays are against her while showing much love for Lorna Doones cookies; Lesbian Musical Duo Sappho's Lips.
An airline front desk agent at Check In not doing his job correctly; The Gay Werewolf; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips teach you how to make your own Glitter; $40 a day with...Racheal Ray; a Gay Pride 1983 look back shows us what gay onlookers/fans think will happen in the future; Naomi Campbell Public Service announcement about Domestic Violence with her maid/help; Chad Michael and Michael Chad of Logo Life Tips show us how to make an easy zen Rock Garden.
Homospeciality shows a marketing boardroom discussion on a new word for "Homosexuality"; Scaredy Cat Weatherman; When Kids are too much even for Nanny 911 to handle, call Tranny 911; Pepper and Cayuga ,Sappho's Lips, singing about 1 big holiday: Jew-Bahai-Scient-Christan-Hindu-Wicca-dist day; It's Oscar Wilde's newest Video Collections: Girls Gone Wilde and Guys Gone Wilde; Hazel tries again to find a date for her glorious gay son Donovan at the supermarket whilst shopping for him; Michael Chad and Chad Michael of Logo Life Tips teach everyone about the Asian art of oragami, or so they think; Lorna goes to desperate measures(having the cabbie on the roof of the cab) to get through Gay Pride in order to buy a shawl.
"America's Next Top Model" finalist; Gay Werewolf; Mantiques shop owner; Fitzwilliam continues searching for the perfect accessory; Capt. Sparrow on an Olivia Cruise ship; Slim, Trim and Peppy.
Liza Minelli (Goldman), fueled by alcohol, turns into "Super Liza," who makes it her mission to save homosexuals in trouble; Sally Field (McKinnon) endorses "Boniva" while chewing the scenery; two women (Goldman, McKinnon) try (unsuccessfully) to point out their exes at a lesbian bar; Svetlana (Guarino) literally kills the competition at Dancing with the Stars; Naldo (Andrino), the oversexually-hyped postal worker, overstimulates his many admirers/customers; a Dynasty parody; Rosie O'Donnell and Chasity Bono heckle the show.
Elaine Stritch (Paone) promotes her new perfume, Stritchy, at a department store; an e-Harmony commerical emphasizes their strict "no gays allowed" policy; "Today on Craigslist with Maya Angelou (Domingo)" features the acclaimed poet reciting selections from the Man for Man Section of craiglist in poetic fashion; a commercial for Gaydar Outing Blasters, laser toys for kids that tells them who's gay; a Senate hearing on insurance for domestic partners takes a racy turn due to the raunchy questions asked by the sexually-repressed senators; Fitzwilliam (McKinnon) hopes a foundation can finally grant his dying "wish" (i.e., a vagina); a group therapy session for the younger halves of Hollywood May-December couples includes Catherine Zeta-Jones (Paone); David Furnish (Guarino), Elton John's partner; Calista Flockhart (McKinnon) and Sasha (Ash), Jack Nicholson's lover, who all can't keep down their lunch when describing their much older partners.
Extreme Sears Makeover - Home Edition: Grey Gardens, in which Ty (Guarino) and his crew makeover the dilapidated home of a reclusive mother, "Big Edie" (Goldman), and her adult daughter, "Little Edie" (guest star Christine Ebersole), which is overrun with cats and racoons; Kirstie Alley (Goldman) and Valerie Bertinelli (Paone) promote Jenny Craig along with Jenny's "biggest" success, Steven, a.k.a. "Waffles" (McGovern); Logo at Nite presents The Facts of Life, a lesbian parody in which Mrs. Garrett (guest star Paul Vogt) must explain to the girls "The Facts of Life" after catching them watching pornography; Grandma Bell (Ash) tells tales of her past as a pioneering lesbian to her gay grandson (Domingo) and his male lover (Guarino), including how she tried to cure her lesbianism by letting every man try to "F@#k the Homosexuality out" of her; incompetent Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at the front desk of an hospital emergency room.
On the Road with Oprah (Domingo) and her "best friend" Gayle (Ash); a political ad campaign featuring stars Dinah Lohan (Paone), Britney Spears (McKinnon), Alec Baldwin (McGovern) and Whitney Houston (Ash) urging voters to vote NO to allowing gays the right to adopt children; Chicago-Style Pilates with abrasive LaTanya (Ash) and her new student, Steven, a.k.a. "Waffles" (McGovern); a woman introduces her boyfriend to her two gay dads, "The Hungs" (McGovern, Guarino), who have enormous genitalia (featuring special guest star Kate Clinton); FOX's latest game show, Are You Smarter Than a Tranny Hooker?.
MTV News with Damian Fahey (Guarino) interviewing rapper Lil' Dyke (Ash), who denies she's gay while debuting her new music video, "Cat Sittin'", which is heavily loaded with lesbian innuendos; Paula Deen (McKinnon)'s Sit n' Eat diet; "A Moment with Perez Hilton (McGovern)" featuring Naomi Campbell (Ash); "The SUZE! Show" features Suze Orman (Goldman) giving financial advice to lesbians; Harry Potter (Guarino) gets a new roomate... transgendered Fitzwilliam (McKinnon), who tries his best to use wizardry to finally get the "perfect accessory" (i.e., a vagina); "A Moment with Perez Hilton" featuring Nick Lachey (Andino); "America's Next Top Bottom" featuring Miss J. (Domingo); "A Moment with Perez Hilton".
Hyper-sexual Naldo (Andino) as an airport baggage handler; former First Lady Barbara Bush (Goldman) hawks "pearl necklaces" on The Home Shopping Channel; a mock trailer for "Coalminer's Mountain," a brave film starring straight actors Antonio Banderas (Andino) and Edward Norton (Guarino) playing gay with Morgan Freeman (Domingo) and Charlize Theron (Paone); "Color Me Reality," an exciting new reality series about the "dramatic" world of hand-painted ceramics; a lubricant spokesmodel (Paone) is recognized in public by two very eager fans (Guarino, Domingo); two lesbians (Goldman, McKinnon) have difficulty trying to plan a "drama-free" party.
Ron Odyssey (Guarino) at an airport car "convenience" center; Grandma Bell (Ash) speaks to gay high school students about her version of Black History; "I Like Lucy" in Italy (a gay parody of I Love Lucy with guest star Paul Vogt); "Little Star Jones," a parody of "Little Shop of Horrors" featuring Star Jones as the monster; the WBNA auditions "sexy" cheerleaders for its halftime show.
Elaine Stritch (Paone) works as an airport security guard; Pocket Diva (Ash), a sassy little pocket-size toy to help timid homosexuals stand up for themselves; LOGO presents, "Grizzly Man," video footage of Timothy Headwell (Guarino)'s 2007 summer studying the "bears" he loved so much in their natural habitat (with Special Guest Star Paul Vogt); "Today on Craigslist with America's Treasure - Maya Angelou (Domingo)"; "Raw Kitchen," LOGO's First Vegan Cooking Show with Shim Shai Horowitz (McKinnon); director Amanda Bearse assembles everyone for "The Big Gay Finale Dance Number" including Fitzwilliam (McKinnon) with Trixie the Unicorn, LaTanya (Ash), Liza Minnelli (Goldman), Elaine "Stritchy" Stritch (Paone), Waffles, a.k.a. Steven (McGovern), Maya Angelou (Domingo), Naldo (Andino), and Svetlana (Guarino).
The Amazing Race launches a heterosexual celebrity competition, Afghani women star in a roommate reality show, and Barbara Walters (Kate McKinnon) interviews not-so-interesting stars.
A new set of queens head to RuPaul's Drag Race, Andy Cohen hosts a reunion for the Mormon installment of "The Real Housewives," and a hotel clerk grapples with same-sex marriage.
The ladies of "The View" go gay for Pride Month, folk group Sappho's Lips performs at a hot dog-eating contest, and Maya Angelou (Colman Domingo) reads Craigslist ads.
Tyra Banks (Colman Domingo) kicks off "Canada's Next Top Model," a Catholic nun gets caught on tape losing her cool, and "The L Word" launches a line of commemorative plates.
The ladies of "The View" argue about gay divorce, Facebook hosts an awards show for best user comments, and Fitzwilliam goes onto "The Dr. Phil Show."
Suze Orman (Julie Goldman) offers up financial advice to shoppers, a customer at an Apple store can't get the help she needs, and a couple spends the day assembling an IKEA bookshelf.
Folk duo Sappho's Lips perform at a bar mitzvah, celebrities get gassy on the game show "Guess What I Had for Lunch?" and James Lipton (Paolo Andino) interviews actors who've had Botox.
"American Idol" highlights the judges' most memorable moments, a mystery farter disrupts a yoga class, and Svetlana gets cast in the latest Beyonce music video.
A behind-the-scenes mockumentary parodying Logo's attempt to transform "The Big Gay Sketch Show" into an entirely straight format for the premiere of its second season, resulting in an uproar among the cast.
A compilation featuring the best sketches and characters from Seasons 1 and 2, as voted on by the viewers. Sketches include: Sally Field for Boniva (Season 2, episode 7); Dynasty parody (Season 2, episode 7); Elaine Stritch as a Wal-Mart greeter (Season 1, episode 1); Today on craigslist with America's Treasure, Maya Angelou: "Baby Needs a Diaper" (Season 2, episode 14); Jenny Craig commercial with Valerie Bertinelli, Kirstie Alley and Steven/"Waffles" (Season 2, episode 9); "Tranny 911" (Season 1, episode 5); Fitzwilliam's Christmas wish (Season 1, episode 2); Today on craigslist with America's Treasure, Maya Angelou: "Two Chubs to Make Me Their Midnight Snack" (Season 2, episode 8); Rosie and Chastity heckle the show again (season 2, episode 13).