"All in the Family" gay parody of 'Gay' only house rules with blacks adored; The Ladyline Hotline; Hazel, the PFLAG mom, tries to get her son Donovan a date; Afromations with Lamont and his interruptive wife. Lorna thinks the gays are against her while showing much love for Lorna Doones cookies; Lesbian Musical Duo Sappho's Lips.