Elaine Stritch (Paone) promotes her new perfume, Stritchy, at a department store; an e-Harmony commerical emphasizes their strict "no gays allowed" policy; "Today on Craigslist with Maya Angelou (Domingo)" features the acclaimed poet reciting selections from the Man for Man Section of craiglist in poetic fashion; a commercial for Gaydar Outing Blasters, laser toys for kids that tells them who's gay; a Senate hearing on insurance for domestic partners takes a racy turn due to the raunchy questions asked by the sexually-repressed senators; Fitzwilliam (McKinnon) hopes a foundation can finally grant his dying "wish" (i.e., a vagina); a group therapy session for the younger halves of Hollywood May-December couples includes Catherine Zeta-Jones (Paone); David Furnish (Guarino), Elton John's partner; Calista Flockhart (McKinnon) and Sasha (Ash), Jack Nicholson's lover, who all can't keep down their lunch when describing their much older partners.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Amanda Bearse | Director |