Our tale begins. Yugi and Kaiba face-off in a duel.
Pegasus forces Yugi to battle in the Shadow Realm.
The gang travel to Duellist Kingdom on a luxurious cruise ship, but onboard shenanigans commence.
Our heroes arrive at the island, but soon discover that they are not alone when someone is found to be missing from the flight manifest.
Joey must duel against a pair of breasts attached to a woman... with ESP.
The gang come across a freaky fish guy with poor social skills.
Yugi doesn't stand a ghost of a chance against his next opponent!
Joey finally gets an episode to prove his worth... and fails miserably...
Will Yugi have to give up his title as Main Character? Will Bakura stop being so British? Will FOX give Zorc & Pals the chance it deserves? Find out all this and MORE in this episode!
Yugi must duel against an insane pyromaniac who likes to play a children's card game.
The greatest country on the face of the earth... I wish they didn't throw me out... I miss it badly...
Joey doesn't stand a ghost of a chance when he is up against Zombies.
Bakura gets a bloody good idea on how to rescue everyone! Whodathunk it?
Its Kaiba vs. Yugi.... again.. in a children's card game... why do they make us suffer like this?
Mai is challenged to a duel by none other than... Téa?
In the dead of the night, the minor characters decide to seize their chance to shine and go off to have an adventure.
Ah, the Card Game Channel. The only station you'd be more ashamed to watch than the pay-per-view Porn channels. Everyone's battling for a spot in the final round of Duelist Kingdom, but who will make it through? Surely it would NEVER be Yugi, that would be way too obvious...
The duel between Yugi and Pegasus commences, but they're not the only ones getting themselves into a bit of action.
Pegasus is greeted by an evil villain and Yugi receives a visit from a crazy Egyptian.
Little girls, possessed teddy bears and card games, no... it's not the plot to the next horrible Ring sequel movie... it's just another episode of The Abridged Series!
The gang walk into an episode of ReBoot when they are thrown into a virtual world in order to rescue Kaiba.
Duke Devlin is on the scene and he challenges Yugi to play his extremely original dice game.
Yugi's puzzle is stolen when the very force of evil itself tries to take over the world.
Kaiba receives a phone call from someone claiming to be Deep Throat... oh wait, that's All The President's Men. Kaiba gets a call from Ishizu Ishtar, promising to inform him of the show's plot. Cue lots an lots of expository dialogue. Can we make this funny? Only one way to found out...
Tea and Yami go on a date, with typically disastrous consequences. Ever see the movie 50 First Dates? Neither have we. But we imagine this episode is a lot like that movie. Except with just the one date. And no Adam Sandler. But that's a sacrifice we're willing to make.
As Yami learns of his origins as an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, Kaiba undertakes a potentially deadly videogame tutorial with the promise of confectionary delights as his only reward. Friendships are tested, blood is spilled, and cards are set in face-up position. Here we go again.
Joey's estranged sister, Serenity, is finally going to have her eye operation. Unbeknownst to her, however, Joey has spent the money for the operation on children's trading cards.
The Battle City Tournament starts off with a bang as Yugi goes head to head with a rather forgettable henchman, Joey feels the ANIMOSITY, and Mokuba starts down the treacherous journey into kidulthood. Also, John Zhang.
While Tristan attempts to get to first base with Serenity, Joey duels an extremely loud character named Espa Roba whose entire family both look and sound exactly like him for no adequately explored reason. Apparently psychic powers are a byproduct of inbreeding.
Yami is missing! It's up to you, taking on the role of his brother Luigi, to find him! Travel to four thrilling locations and solve tedious trivia questions to help rescue him from the evil clutches of Bowser! Purchase this thrilling time-waster today! Entertainment not included. Dinsdale...?
Joey encounters an Underling-esque weeaboo, except without the mad photoshop skillz. Meanwhile, Marik takes up bird-watching, and Grandpa becomes a stuck record.
Card games: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Kuriboh. Its five year mission: To abridge strange and confusing duels. To seek out new gags and pop culture references. To boldly go where no limey has gone before. In this episode, Yami seduces another green-skinned alien chick. Or maybe he just duels a mime. It's hard to say.
Tonight, on a Very Special episode of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series — two lovers divided! Will their story have a happy ending? Or will it all end in tears? Will Chad quit his job as lifeguard? And what of Harold and his love of stamp collecting? All these questions and more will be answered. Probably.
Kidnappings galore as Marik unleashes Project Steve, whilst Yugi and Kaiba are distracted by a relatively meaningless duel atop a huge-ass building.
In which LittleKuriboh attempts to abridge around 70 episodes in the space of seven minutes without losing his sanity. Will he make it? The proof, as they say, is in the pancakes. I think they say that, anyway. If not, they should. Mmm, pancakes.
Friendship is like an ointment, when you've been stung by fifty bees! Wherever you rub it, it always feels better, because it's a topical analgesic! Oh, and uh, Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. There.
Graveyards? Zombies? BRITISH PEOPLE? Surely the end of days has come! Repent! REPENT!!! There is no stopping the end of times!
An egotistical actor who tries to force large-breasted women to marry him even if it means resorting to criminal abduction. But enough about Kroze, this episode revolves around the infamous martial artist Jean-Claude Magnum (who really should have been called Jean-Claude Van Darn) and his duel with somebody who has never won an on-screen card game in her entire career. Also, you and me? We're done professionally.
Oh, the humanity.
Whatever you do, don't say the forbidden word.
Joey vs Door - Round 2.
It's in the frakking blimp!
Melvin goes bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Melissa Joan Hart not included.
Ishizu explains Marik's tragic (and weird) past and Melvin tries to kill Odion (again) but is stopped by our favorite she-male.
The Battle to end all battles. Right up there with Kirk vs. Picard, Creed vs. Balboa, and Kramer vs. Kramer - it's Melvin vs. Florence. Together they will quite literally duel to dictate the fate of the series. With 4Kids looming over them, will it be curtains for our animated companions? Or will the series be extended for another unnecessarily long list of children's card games? The answer lies within.
In memory of Maddie Blaustein.
PWNED.
The Dead Or Alive series could use one of those.
Joey can apparently kick down walls, but struggles to do so against doors.
For the record, the lyrics are - SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT IT'S SUPER GIGA MECHA NESBITT
I'm just glad Kaiba didn't do the Dreamworks face.
Fact - Zexal does not involve outer space.
Oh, you'll find out...
The Passion of the Kaiba.
Melvin's theme goes with everything.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with update.
Adventures in Roba Sitting.
Good thing Mokusoft rethought their console strategy.
If only YouTube's tech support was as user friendly.
The series returns from the inky purple depths of the Shadow Realm.
Marik takes off his clothes. What more do you need to know?
Yippee! Another f**king clip show...
A new evil is about to arise from the depths to conquer the world above. But enough about that, here's Rex and Weevil!
It's canon..ish
Smells like good ideas.
Don't give no matches to Mikey.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to the new episode. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
Star chips or GTFO!
Suggest better names for Rebecca's horse in the comments!
Still gonna get less media coverage than Brangelina.
This episode is high in orichalcium.
All aboard the Berserker Soul train.
Could it be my destiny to be King of Games?
It’s a good thing I played all that YouTubers Life.
Dueling is for the birds
Quentin Tarantino's favorite episode.
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Featuring more British slurs than any other episode.
Raph gets riffed roughly on the rough. Also rats.
Getting stabbed by a Mirror Knight gives you seven years of bad luck and hospital bills.
The Millennium Puzzle also contains a tank and a flamethrower, it's just never been necessary to use them.
You must be at least this rich to ride.
Episode 86 of LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Series entitled "Joey vs The Volcano"