Nell and Michael's plans for a romantic getaway are complicated by Nate's new job—delivering stolen audio equipment.
The Christmas tree and presents are stolen by a homeless family.
Lorette's folks misunderstand when she teams with a cute boy in a school parenting project to care for eggs.
Lorette asks out Raymond's cool—and sexually active—friend spunk; Nate has plans to assassinate an unwanted goldfish.
Peter steals the family car in hopes of finally getting his parents' attention.
Raymond borrows from high school loan shark Dewayne to take out the most materialistic girl in school, then steals to repay his debt.