Greek A-Boo: Attempting to conquer Ancient Greece, Genghis' attempts to sneak into the Athenian Palace get thwarted by Khannie. Toothpaste Pete: When thief Dan enters a dentist's clinic to hide from the authorities, he ends up losing his teeth when Pompeii Pete gets to work on them. Cave Improvement: Einstone tries to teach the Neanderthals about home improvements when their cave roof springs a leak.
A Man Called Horsey: Tex arrives in a town where horses rule the roost (the horses had forced people to switch places after Sagebrush Sid's horse got fed up with the abuse he took as they were being chased by a posse). Neanderthal Mom: When Einstone's cave mother comes to stay, he tries to cosmetically change her appearance so she can move in with someone else. Toy Store Story: Mooch tries to get at Maurice when the young chicken makes a visit to a toy store.
Disasterpiece Theater: Fed up with their atypical cowboy routines, Miss Chastity forces Tex and Sagebrush Sid to partake in a classy English story. You Take The High Road: After Genghis succeeds in conquering Ancient Egypt, he finds his reign as pharaoh threatened by the Princess of Cairo, who happens to be Khannie. Caveman and Wife: Einstone competes with a hunky caveman over a beautiful cavewoman to see if brains are a better way to woo a woman than brawn.
What's Yours Is Mayan: In search of the Mayan's gold hoping to conquer the Mayan empire, Genghis learns he must make a sacrifice to a nearby volcano, unless that sacrifice is Khannie. Wish Upon A Star Traveller: After an alien ship lands, Einstone and the Neanderthals are put through a series of tests to determine which of them will be worthy to go with the aliens. Mile High Fly: After failing to rid herself of Freddy again, Amanda Banshee decides to make a growth spray believing she can get rid of him if he's bigger.
Gangster Rip: Gangster Danny Boy (Dan) is charged by his boss with teaching his nephew the business, but unfortunately mistakes travelling encyclopaedia salesman Pompeii Pete for said nephew. Himalaya Down and Die: In search of the city of Shangri-La, Genghis hires a guide to show him the way, but the guide happens to be Khannie. The Ugh-Lympic Games: To settle a dispute between the Neanderthals and a group of apes, Einstone comes up with a prehistoric version of the Olympics.
Out Of Shape Out Of Mind: After they fail on a hunt, Einstone puts the Neanderthals through an extensive exercise routine. Pain In The Rain Forest: Genghis' attempts to conquer the tribes of the Amazon repeatedly fall afoul of Khannie, and the local wildlife. Bank You Very Much: Power Pooch tries to bring a pair of bank robbers to justice, but the police lieutenant would rather have the dog-brained hero stay out of it.
Virtual Tex: Tex takes part in an interactive adventure where the audience's choices determine good or bad outcomes, but someone (Sagebrush Sid) seems to be rigging the votes to the bad ones. Chicken Scouts: Believing he can get a four-for-one, including Maurice, Mooch poses as the Chicken Scouts' scoutmaster. Pompeii Away: After accidentally being cast away from a cruise, Dan ends up on a desert island with shipmate Pompeii Pete, who's insistent on giving him a coconut drink.
Tex-Babies: Tex and Sagebrush Sid remember their life stories from before they were born after Miss Chastity calls them out on their constant fighting. Gunga Dan: In India, hunter Dan searches for a rare white tiger, but his hired cleaner Pompeii Pete may ruin his chances. Is There A Doctor in the Cave?: After a Neanderthal catches a cold, Einstone decides to teach them a lesson in healthcare.
Ever Herd of Cows: Tex decides to keep a cow so he can start a herd, but Sagebrush Sid tries to rustle it. The Return of Dr. Hydrant: Power Pooch's enemy Dr. Hydrant kidnaps Little Buddy so that he can get rid of his simple-minded adversary once and for all. Fortunate Fly: To try and improve her luck at a casino, Amanda Banshee is given a fly on her skin. Unfortunately for her, said fly happens to be Freddy.
Not Even A Sporting Chance: Tex defends his fort against Sagebrush Sid's attempts to capture it for himself. Fat Chance: Amanda Banshee is put on a tough exercise routine, made even tougher not so much by being made not to eat as by Freddy's interventions. La Misery: Power Pooch and Little Buddy try to bodyguard Miss Lotsacash from robbery, but her very poor hearing gives P.P. more than he bargained for.
Caddy Whack: Doctor Dan's golf game may go over par when his caddy happens to be Pompeii Pete. Mutts Attacks!: Power Pooch and Little Buddy take on a pair of aliens, P.P. unaware that the aliens don't mean any harm. Dances On Lions: Genghis tries to conquer a Native American tribe, but finds himself halted by Khannie and her tribe's chief.
Wish I Canoe You: Tex races across white water rapids to rescue Miss Chastity from Sagebrush Sid who wants to marry her just to get a kiss. Bug To The Future: Freddy accidentally becomes frozen in a freezer and wakes up in the distant future where he bugs a seemingly non-violent descendant of Amanda Banshee. Yes, We Have No Electricity: When the power goes out in Maurice's house, Mooch decides to take advantage of the situation to try and eat Maurice.
Fly Incarnation: Amanda Banshee is led to believe that Freddy is in fact a reincarnation of her departed brother Power Puppy: Power Pooch is subjected to an age-regressing whistle as part of Dr. Hydrant's plan to re-educate him. The One That Didn't Get Away: Mooch intends to catch himself some dinner when Maurice tries to catch a big fish for a competition.
Fat and Fatter: Seeing Miss Chastity going out with a fat man, Tex and Sagebrush Sid try fattening themselves up as much as they can. Cake Me A Bake: Amanda Banshee makes a cake for a fundraising sale, though Freddy may decide on having it for himself Count Danula: Count Danula is set on acquiring blood for his family but his victim, travelling pizza chef Pompeii Pete, inadvertently thwarts him every time.
The Toothless Fairy: Mooch disguises himself as a tooth fairy so he can sink his own teeth into Maurice. A No Etiquette Barbarian In King Arthur's Court: After Genghis conquers Camelot and Khannie draws Excalibur from the stone (believing it to be an apple peeler), they face each other in a joust for the sword. Look Who's Ughing: Einstone tries to teach a Neanderthal who has been left babysitting his son about proper childcare.
Pony Distress: Tex works as a Pony Express rider, but Sagebrush Sid is determined to get at his mail. My Fair Freddy: While preparing for a charity ball, Amanda Banshee has Freddy sent off to a finishing school, but when he comes back cultured, he turns out to be worse than before. Re Pete Customer: Reggae star Dan, or rather "The Artist Formerly Known As Dan", is in for more than a short back and sides when he mistakes Pompeii Pete (who was remodelling the salon) for a top hairstylist.
A Hunting We Won't Go: After seeing the Neanderthals eat a giant rock, Einstone decides to educate them in proper dinner manners. Top Gun Shy: Lieutenant Dan's patience is tested when he mistakes swab Pompeii Pete for his new pilot. Sidekicked: Dr. Hydrant uses a robotic version of Power Pooch's sidekick Little Buddy to try and steal the Power Shoe.
The President's Fly: Amanda Banshee attends a peace treaty signing with Garbawjia at the White House, but also finds that Freddy is the President's First Fly. The Long-Awaited Evil Twin Episode: Through a freak accident whilst Power Pooch powers himself up, an evil duplicate of himself is born which he must do battle with. Donkey Conqueror: While trying to conquer Thailand, Genghis meets his match in the form of Khannie's giant gorilla bodyguard Donkey Conquerer.
Wrapped Up In His Work: Power Pooch mistakes an Egyptian mummy for a bandaged person in need of medical assistance. Cryano De Burg-A-Rock Head: When a Neanderthal falls in love, Einstone tries to help him turn on the charm to win the apple of his eye over. Terminal Veloci-Pete: Skydiving teacher Jumpin' Dan Flash may lose his mind when deliveryman Pompeii Pete repeatedly asks him for payment on a delivery.
Up A Tree Without A Paddle: Tex must protect his mountain forest from being cut down by Sid Bunyan (Sagebrush Sid). Mechanically Declined: When Dan's freshly cleaned car breaks down, he's in for more than a tune up from Pompeii Pete's lack of mechanical know-how. Power Pooch No More: After believing he has killed Little Buddy, Power Pooch goes to a monastery to become a monk but ends up turning them into mad monks.
Water You Gonna Do: In search of water after losing his way, Tex finds himself a target for a hungry vulture. Run For Your Lifeguard!: Mooch passes himself off as a beach lifeguard in another attempt to eat Maurice. A Shoe Thing!: After Little Buddy accidentally powers himself up with Power Pooch's Power Shoe, he must help his hero to stop a meteor heading for Earth (which P.P. had set on a collision course).
Tallywho?: On a recreational fox-hunt involving her servants, Amanda Banshee finds another target in Freddy when he disrupts the hunt. The Eggstra Terrestrial: Mooch disguises himself as an alien to try and eat Maurice again. Double O Scussi: Janitor Pompeii Pete is mistaken for a spy by Dr. Danfeld, whose cat ends up bearing the brunt of his owner's attempts on Pete's life.
Stagecoach Tex: Stagecoach drivers Tex and Sagebrush Sid fight over which of them has Miss Chastity ride in their stagecoaches. Bored Of The Flies: Freddy and Amanda Banshee end up cast away on an island where Freddy is viewed by the natives as their king. Slaphappy Birthday: Mooch poses as a birthday clown so he can eat Maurice and his friends at the latter's birthday party.
To Ape Or Not To Ape: Lost in a jungle, Tex finds himself the unwilling apple of a female gorilla's eye and also the target of a jealous male gorilla. Tarred And Married: An attempt to get rid of a T.rex by disguising himself as a female T.rex results in Einstone becoming his antagonist's unwilling mate. Peek-A-Boom: Genghis' attempts to attain a cannon to conquer a fort force him to agree to play with Khannie.
What Big Feet You Have: When Miss Chastity offers a reward for evidence of Bigfoot's existence, Tex and Sagebrush Sid race to see who can get there first (though Tex mistakes Sid for Bigfoot after the latter disguises himself to create false evidence). Peer Pressure: Having failed one time too many with his smarts, Einstone tries to earn the Neanderthals' respect by sinking himself to their level Doggie Pounded: Needing some rest from crime fighting, Power Pooch takes a vacation, but is oblivious to the fact he is in a dog pound, and is insistent that he doesn't need the Power Shoe.
Just Plane Trouble: Dan finds his flight on a plane disrupted by fellow passenger Pompeii Pete. Can't Fly Me Love: Amanda Banshee receives a mail-order date who is much less interested in her than he is in getting at her money, while Freddy decides to play cupid his way. PP Loves Fifi: Against the oath of not using his powers for personal gain, Power Pooch tries to win a foxy flame-trailing female dog's heart with his might.
My Dinner With Mooch: Mooch is invited to Maurice's house for dinner, but he would much rather have chicken than pork. Diamonds Are For Heifer: After Amanda Banshee buys the Hopeless Diamond despite suspicions of a curse relating to it, Freddy ensures that said curse comes true with his mischief. Squirrel Trouble: Power Pooch tries to get rid of a particularly troublesome squirrel that was tearing up his owner's yard.
Sagebrush Sindy: In Canada, Sagebrush Sid tries to get one over on Tex by disguising himself as a woman. Courting Disaster: After Genghis finally catches Khannie, to his dismay he ends up having to bend to her whims when she wins his Emperor's favor. The Postman Always Barks Twice: When the city's mailmen suddenly disappear as a part of Dr. Hydrant's latest scheme, Power Pooch decides to deliver the mail in their stead.
Chastity Peak: Tex and Sagebrush Sid race to reach the top of a mountain that they each intend to name after Miss Chastity. Ready Willing and Cable: When Maurice and his family get a new TV, Mooch disguises himself as a cable guy so he can get a TV dinner (Maurice). Crass Action Hero: On a studio tour, Pompeii Pete is roped in by actor Danger Dan as a sidekick for his new movie.
Aw, Mush!: Tex and Sagebrush Sid race against each other in a sled race across the Yukon. The Wrath Of Khannie: Darth Genghis' conquest of Mars is complicated by Khannie's overinterpretation of planting flags. The Midas Touche: Freddy becomes subjected to a curse meant for Amanda Banshee that causes everything he touches to become worthless, which he takes advantage of when Amanda competes with a rival.
That's Shoe Biz: Power Pooch's Power Shoe accidentally ends up in the hands of a baby who ends up getting powered up by it. Dial M For Moron: At a writer's block regarding a murder weapon for his next novel, Daniel Mann tries to come up with one to get rid of an annoying gardener, who happens to be Pompeii Pete. I'll Take Manure: Amanda Banshee competes on her favorite gameshow, but Freddy enters himself to try and win the top prize.
Tex-Files: Tex and Sagebrush Sid are abducted by an alien Miss Chasity, which the two fight for the affection of. Income Outcome: Amanda Banshee disguises herself as a woman of poverty in order to evade the taxman. Asgard Me Not: Genghis attempts to conquer the mythical Asgard in the name of the Emperor, but has to deal with Thor and his protege Khannie.
Moochini the Magnificent: Mooch poses as a magician in another attempt to eat Maurice. Pumped Up!: When the Power Shoe is at the cleaners, Power Pooch has to use the shoe of Wonder Wench, guardian of all things fashionable, to transform into Miss Power Pooch, in order to save the Lieutenant. Map-solutely Not: In the chilling Himalayas, the Emperor sets Genghis out to conquer the Great Ruler of the mountains, but he has to rely on an unreliable map from Khannie.
Tex Meets Execs: Tex and Sagebrush Sid attempt to engage in a shoot out, but a network executive keeps changing the scene. Agent From Horde: Genghis the Barbarian is an agent of H.O.R.D.E., who's out to get a growth serum that's being guarded by two old women, and has to deal with their niece Khannie, who she believes Genghis is her imaginary friend. My Hairy Lady: Einstone teaches a Neanderthal woman how to act and behave properly, so she can become his mate.
Frankeinstone: Einstone puts himself on the face of a Neanderthal so he can receive some affection from the cavewomen. Atlantis Shrugged: After seemingly conquering everything on the planet, the Emperor sets Genghis out to conquer Atlantis City, and a treasure that belongs to Khannie. Mini the Mooch: Mooch becomes the test subject of Maurice's science experiment, which turns the fox small.
Duhmesticated: Einstone creates a bachelor lounge, and has to keep some Neanderthals from crashing his private party. Buzzin' Cousin: Amanda Banshee invites her rural cousin Mabel-Lee to get rid of Freddy, but ends up becoming even more of a problem. 20/20 Houndsight: After seeing an abstract painting, Power Pooch believes that he's losing his vision, and tries to deal with his apparent sight loss as he causes havoc at his master's banquet, which he thinks assassins are going to hijack.
The Texorcist: After seemingly killing Tex once and for all, Sagebrush Sid ends up being haunted by his corpse and ghost. Enraptured Einstone: In an attempt to find a partner, Einstone ends up luring a female dinosaur, who brings him back to her carnivorous parents. May the Stressed Man Win: The Emperor takes Genghis into his personal garden when conquering plans get the best of him, but much to Genghis' chagrin, the Emperor also invites Khannie over as well.
Dan the Man Child: Dan tries to rob a rich woman's house under the guise of a small child, but her house servant Pompeii Pete tries to care for him. Queen Khannie: Genghis conquers Tiny Island, where he meets their leader Queen Khannie, whom he brings back to the Emperor. Backseat Bedlam: Mooch poses as Maurice's cousin Sven in an attempt to eat him on a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
Flea! Run Away!: Professor Hydrant creates a superpowered flea out of Power Pooch's DNA, which consumes his energy from the Power Shoe. Family Duel: The game show Quarrelin Kin is hijacked by Mooch so he can eat Maurice and his family, who are competing against Mooch's dimwitted cousins Huey and Dewey. Remember the Rigamorle: Genghis attempts to storm the Alamo in Texas, but has difficulty gaining a password from guard Khannie.