Chip makes President Trump crack up and then roasts everyone and is HALAREOUS and Anthony comes on and acts like a peesa garbige.
Chip talks dirty to a hot girl and interviews a nice lady about her book and cracks her up a lot. Anthony cracks up at Chip's jokes too.
Chip sez funny stuff to everyone and the dog walking lady cracks up. Ant, Bobby and Sam praise Chip a lot.
Chip cracks Collen up and Sam too. Lenny is late and Chip gives him the business. Chip flerts with Alison Tyler and she LOVES it
Chip, Anthony and Lenny interview the sex toy man from Dallas Novelty
Chip and sam and Travisdogg and Ant and Lauren celebrate Muddahs
Lauren is scaird of clown so clown clownerson shows up to show her that a clown can make her cooter all sloppy
Chip, Danny Sodamuffinz and Anthony and Lauren talk about summer. Chip cracks everyone up and they interview a guy about bee safety and get BUZZED
Chip and the gang Laff at chips jokes and antics and interview a man with a book
Ron Bennington and Colin Quinn 'chip' in together with Ralph Sutton to fix Lauren and Chip's tumultuous sexual relationship
Chip dumps Lauren for a hot new chick and Lauren gets all sad and shiznit.
Chip get a tarot card reading and talks about his past lives
Chip and his patreotic chums celebrate 4th of July on a fukkin CRAZY show with fireworks
Chip shows off his superior improv skills and how easy it is to be fukkin halareous.
Bobby and Ant are fukkin HALAREOUS talkin about Bobs stoopid vacation. Jim Norton calls in and bombs and PISSES CHIP OFF
Alana Luv (@AlanaLuvXXX), Lenny, Anthony and Lauren get togedder and sing happy berthday to the man who pays all they're fukkin bills. And Chip makes a fukkin secret announcement
Chip and the gang take a fukkin HALAREOUS trip up to Canada and slip in a buncha moose turds
Chipper hangs with Lenny and Ricky and fukkin cracks them up. Dominatrix Lydia Supremacy gets all turned on by Chip's charm and Lauren gets all jelly and shiznit
Chip crakks Ari and Mark up and Anthony almost steps on Chips joke
Chippy chills with Ant, Sam and Lauren and about 200 fans come in an laff their fukkin BALLS OFF
Ant and Bobby laughs at Chip's jokes while he looks all cute and shit in his hat(s)
Zac Amico hangs with best frends who look alike, Chippy and Sam
Anthony and Mark Normand and Lauren join the Chip Armey and shiznit
Lauren's sick and Chip and Luis and Anthony make fukkin fun of her
Chip sells out Madisen Square Fukkin GARDENS for the live show. With Colin Quinn, Anthony Cumia, Bob Kelly, Sam Roberts, and Lauren
Chip meets a bunch of girls and they go crazy and fight over him. X-Pac and Chip chill to
Chip and Mark and Ant hang with Liz and wait for Lauren. Lotsa tape riffin
Chip and Anthony audition Christina and Chip riffs like a muug
Captain Chipperson leads first mates Bob and Gabby through rough seas with LAUGHTER
It's HELLoween and Chipper scares the turds out of everyone with his scary ass costume
Mostly Chip and to a lesser extent Ant riff on astronaut Kevin SPACEy. Cristina has to boogie and Missy jumps in her seat so fast thares still cooter juice on it
Chip, CrissyBuhbs and Ant WILL have fun
Chips half-brother Will returns and riffs with Chip
Chip regales everyone with T-giving jokes and tales that amaze everyone’s balls off
Ashley Lauren phones in and Chip is so fukkin funny everyone bows and shiznit
Chip gets a gig on Saturday Knight Live after pitching hilarious characters. Touching review of The Notebook
Chip cracks Lenny, Sammy and Christina up talking about the news. Lenny shocks everyone.
Chippy Claus and the gang celebrate The 12 Days of Chipmas
Chip, Anthony, Bobby and Christina bring in the new year with a BANG. (If you know what I mean)
Chip and the gang interview Ken Cage and riff a lot about Chippy’s Mittens.
Chip and Bobo have a laugh off while Bill, Sam and Cristina sit around like lumps of gahbige
Chip and Ant crack jokes while Big A takes Pitchers and Sam cracks up at Chips jokes
Chip and Luke crack each other up and Jim and Anthony laff thair fukkin BALLS off
A lady tries to take pictures of Chips you-know-what. The results are EPIC
Kelsey Cook makes her debut on the Podacast and is really into Ira and Bob and Ant and Chip joke a lot
Mike Bocchetti makes his first appearance on the show and cracks up at Chips jokes. Anthony and Ron crack up to and everyone loves Chips great radio ideas
Chip proves himself to be a master interviewer, and showcases some riffs for a roast. Anthony, Cristina and Sam sit like buffoons while Chip jokes the night away. And a cover of Chip's song is sent in.
Chip roasts the SHIT out of everyone and gets to the bottom of foreskin
Chipper and Aunt CHILL with Ira the Whether Dude
Chip, Bobo and Ira fight it out for Alana Luv while Sam and Cristina tug each other's peckas
Chip turns a dominaitrix on while Ant and Sam cheer him on and crack up
Chip and Sam and Bob and Cristina celebrate all of chips accomplisments and talk about Easter and shiznit. Oh, and a MYSTERY PREZIDENT calls in.
Chip and the gang return after popular demand pulls them out of retirement for a highly anticipated REBOOT.
Chip (aka Dr Dooby) leads the way in this gut busting 4/20 celebration. Sharing 'reefer' stories with Sam Morrill, Mark Normand, Sammy Branmuffinz, Anthony Cifelli, Cristina and special guest Jen Bernstein from High Times, Lyle regales the panel with tales of being zooted
Chip entertains Ralph, Lenny, Gina and Vos (until Vos is called away on a Grindr date) with his tales of military conquest
Deplorable Chip chills out and Makes America Good Alright. Lyle also steals valor to praise a fallen hero. News is covered, laughs are had by all.
In the midst of effortless riffing and ribbing, Lyle steadies the mood with tales of Cheetos and tennis court mishaps.
Live from the AfterBuzz studios, Chip one again takes LA by storm and let’s Sam come join the fun after Sam begged to be on the Podacast. 3 hot girls get all creamy begging Chippah to choose them. Chip keeps the room thoroughly
In honor of fleet week, Chip tells tales of the high seas and keeps the gang in stitches.
Anthony, Mark and Cristina interview Mike Carmichael and get to the bottom of this giant ball of paint issue. Many laughs are provided (by Chip) and Cristina flirts relentlessly.
Kendra Sunderland flirts with Chip while Joe, Sam and Anthony laugh their BALLS off. Cristina gets all jealous when Chip licks Kendra’s tube of cooter
Chip and Nikki Morgan talk sexy while Anthony, Mark and Cristina tug their peckahs
Bryan Johnson from Comic Book Men joins the show with Erik Nagel and they talk to Chip about how he influenced their work. Gabby talks about her travels while she flirts and Cristina tries to justify her outfit. Sam is there just laffin and riffin with Lyle.
Chip gets the WORLD ECKXCLUSIVE on Bobo’s recerd. Wil talks about his movie. Chippah scores a leading fuggin role
A potato man calls in and Chip and the gang riff and do masterful potato puns. Kevin Brennan joins in the revelry.
Kerryn comes on and flirts with Chip, Cristina gets all jealous and shiznit. Mark, CHIP and Anthony make a lot of jokes about animal vests and everyone cracks up.
Chip and Ron and Sam all go to Montreal and Cristina brings Bobo in her luggage. A couple of doctors come on and Chip and them joke about medicine. Chip brags about his pecka size
Chipper and the gang talk to a lady who makes chess sets out of mice. The laughs are free glowing and easy as Lyle weaves in and out of personal tales while Anthony, Missy, Rob and Cristina laugh along
Chip welcomes Anthony and Ira the Weatherman back. The incredibly sexy Dani Daniels joins the fun to flirt with Chip and ultimately be heartbroken by him after learning he loves his dressed-like-a-hippy producer. Anthony’s cohost, Dave Landau, passes his audition by properly paying tribute to Chip. Instagram sensation Breadface joins the show and talks about putting her face in different bread products.
Chip and fellow addiction specialist Randi Newton talk about Chip’s cooter addiction. Kerryn, Ant amd Chip lose to Sam because he’s cheating. And Cuddlist CEO Adam Lippin calls in and tries to Chip as a fukkin cuddle bunny.
Celebrity butt plugs are all the rage and Chip riffs on them while Kevin, Kerryn, Bobby, Mark and Cristina laugh at his riffs.
Kevin brings Brian on and Brian explains what it means to be visually impaired to Lyle. Kerryn and Cristina join the fun and Ralph asks poignant questions to Paul Flart, gasser extraordinaire.
Chris and Yannis, the Bay Ridge Boys, show up to talk about Chip’s other Podacast, History Hyenas. Kerryn and Cristina fight over Lyle until their bosoms pop out. Ari is rude to Chip and rude to Chip’s phone guest.
New faces litter the Podacast and everyone is equally impressed with the Chipper. Angie flirts while Ali cries over her boyfriend’s understandable infidelity. Sean and Anthony fight it out for laughs in between Chip’s killer riffs.
Chip and approximately 75 guests sit in a room that is too hot and accomplish nothing
Lyle sits in conversation with Angie, Sam, Sean and Cristina. The Amazing Kreskin calls in and explains the origins of his name, much to Lyle’s delight. The chemistry between Lyle and the ladies is undeniable.
In the process of reinventing himself, Lyle brings Matt Iseman on to the program as well as a former flame. The gang interviews Mary Winchenbach and discusses the 3 million uses for moose feces.
Lyle receives guitar picks with his face on them and is overcome with emotion from the gift. They interview the man who made the custom guitar picks. Lyle leads the way as usual, while the others laugh that his observations.
Angie, Mike, Kerryn and Lyle playfully flirt and debate partner swapping. Anthony, forgetting he was booked, boarded the LIRR line a clod.
Three hot girls fight over Lyle’s affection while Rob adjusts the cameras and looks handsome in his stupid hat. *SPOILER ALERT* Lyle fucks them all.
Back to LA, Xia, Jenn and Karla throw themselves at Chip. Jennifer, Chip’s ex, seethes with jellisy
Chip, Cristina, Sam and Anthony visit Boston. Chip riffs about Beantown and everyone laughs their balls off. Joined by special guests Fred Toucher and two locals who make the worst decision of their lives
So many people want to be around Lyle and they all show up at the same time. Bryan discusses comic books while Kerryn makes nasty remarks. Things get uncomfortable when Angie professes her love for Chip, and more uncomfortable when the banana in Natasha’s pants becomes the apple of Daniel’s eye.
Cristina comes up with a plan to try and get Daddy Chipperson to move in with her.
A busty lady invades the studio and attempts to entice Lyle into placing his pecka between them. Cristina is jellis, and Angie enjoys feelin up those muugs. Kerryn is kind to everyone
Luis is late, Chrissie is smitten, Daniel is confused, Cristina is hopeless, and Morgan slaps everyone with her pecka
Lenny makes his return in the new year as Lyle and than gang discuss their hopes and dreams. Sam laughs and claps at Lyle’s irreverence. Ira laughs in all the right places.
Mike has penned a book and is dabbling in film work. He shows off his editorial skills as the gang tries to figure out the plot. Angie melts during Mike’s advances. Lyle leads an interview with a doctor. Technical difficulties ensue.
Lyle flirts with the CEO of a major corporation. Mark combs his asshole. A karate lady calls in and Kerryn raves about a tiny penis
Panicky fruit Jim Norton overbooked the show, not realizing that Lile had everything under control. Lyle makes the most of it. Dave Landau makes a triumphant return, Anthony is as despicable and unredeemable as always. Kerryn is mean, Bryan and Mike are charming yet respectful to Lyle. Shannon is the breakout star of the episode, getting admittedly “sloppy down there“ talking to Lyle
Geno Bisconte makes his debut, without Aaron Berg, who died or sumpthin. Anthony and Kerryn continue to flirt despite Kerryn dating someone with cauliflower ears
Angie tells an embarrassing (sexy) story from home. Kerryn is mean about it, Crissie gets all creamy, Ant and Aaron tug each other’s peckahs and Lyle saves the day with jokes
Kerryn takes over as exec producer after Cristina is fired for looking at Chip’s peckah. Sam joins in and laughs at Lyle’s puns. Bryan sweats and was late.
Angie and Lyle have a special announcement. Ira aimlessly bellows and Kerryn ruins a steam room. Shuli regales the gang with tales of shitting in the woods and almost drowning
The gang interviews a man who chews up food and spits it in the bowl before cooking it. Anthony offends him, Sam insults him, Myka hurts his ears and Lyle cracks everyone up
Floutseey the flutist shows up without her flute. And Uber driver and Lyle joke back and forth about their 'ride menus'. Kerryn gets sloppy in the pants sittin between Dave and Anthony.
Bob Kelly begs and Lyle finally lets him back on the show. Bob almost chokes to death. Dave and Anthony return in an attempt to woo Lyle away from Riotcast. Angie reveals a fun sexy fact. Lyle’s riffing is epic
Ron Bennington comes on to get tips from the master interviewer and gets emotional under the hot lights of Chippah’s interrogation. Floostie chills and Luis and Ralph truly to explain the missing mug.
Flootist is blown away by the Mystical Magic Lady and is convinced ghosts are watching her tickle her private parts. Anthony believes none of it and Bobo proves himself to be connected to mysterious forces.
Kevin and Brian return to the Podacast to discuss the Notter Dayme fire. Lyle describes how he wore the Crown.
Kerryn looks like a buncha fire and Lyle flirts hard. A man who puts peepel in bubbles calls and Sam and Kerryn laugh at him and Lyle riffin
A full house for Chip to shine. Star-studded tribute and appreciation for 100 influential, halareius episodes. And Chip discusses previously unknown pets. Long live Lyle.
Mark Normand raves about Bert and Lyle is not happy. Kevin helps to make sense of the whole thing while Kerryn flicks cooter juice at Rob. Juniper Berries is discussed.
Lyle gets cat-fished by a gerl is in Angie’s picktures and Lyle is runnin late becuz he’s fingerin a buncha feels
While Cristina is in Jamayca gettin davorced, Kerryn asks Lyle for a kiss while Anthony and Mark swap spit
Kevin comes on to promote an older gig and Mike was talking to Flutesy about her period and then Lyle and the gang talk to a man who had his house broken into and CLEENED
Lyle leads the hilarity as Jessy and Chrissie fight over his affection. Then Jessy and Lyle fight over who has a bigger penis. Anthony judges the contest. Lyle loses. A man who was shat upon calls in.
Mason and Sarah join the podcast and Lyle gives them tips on having a healthy relationship. Mason reminisces about being on the cover of TV Guide and Kerryn reminisces about losing her virginity at the same age. Anthony tries repeatedly to kiss Mason on the lips.
Taffy and Lyle flirt and connect while Cristina gets jellis. Kevin introduces them so he is jellis to. Mark asks Chip for comedy advice.
Zac and Bobby turn on each other while Kerryn and Cristina drool over Rob’s gay porn star haircut. Lyle winks at the camera. Then everyone talks about horror movies
Dante and Chip compare notes and cool jewelry while Luisa Flutesey contemplates receiving oral treats. Cristina and Kerryn compare mound sizes while Luis and Lyle fist bump
Chip welcomes his new best chum, Bagel Boss Chris Morgan to the program. Chris laughs, does drugs, denounces bagels and gets every cooter in the room dripping. Lyle enjoys the dynamics between Daniel, Chris and himself. Laughter rules the day as Kerryn and Cristina get doe-eyed when they realize Chris not only yells, but he ejaculates copious amounts
Chip takes over Montreal. His risqué, sexy outfit inspires wonder as does his rapier wit. Bob, Sam and Rich are mesmerized by Lyle’s effortless conquest of our northern neighbor
Lyle and the gang reminisce about their favorite pranks. Lyle has the funniest and best ones. As usual. A surprise guest comes in and blows the doors off the place.
The wheels come off again as Chip is in mid-riff and another group of aggressive toughs storms the studio. Lyle uses his sense of humor and peepel skills to take a volatile situation and making big laughs happen for everyone
Everyone admits watching Bailey Jay’s videos, and Chip gets big laughs making fun of Jim Norton. Flutesie and Kerryn compare dumpers and Dan decides on which of the free ladies he’ll take him. Anthony is rude and tasteless.
Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? pays tribute to the Chipper, while Anthony learns his new favorite song. Kerryn accuses Karl of having a short, fat peckah
Kevin gets ROSTED and Lyle’s tweets are called high art by @artdecider. Luisa trys to buy a nude cover and MikeCannon collapsed under the crushing pressure of Chip’s burns
Aaron Berg talks about doing 25 sets in a night Lyle tells stories of doing many more. Then Chip guides the gang through some hilarious British humor
Lyle talks about the Shane Gillis situation and teaches the gang a lesson. Kerryn obsesses over ball smell and Ryan and Kevin acknowledge the stench of their own testicles.
Comedian and rapper Hung Yung Terrarist wears a sexy cloak to seduce Lyle. In a jealous rage, Flutesy puts it on hoping to steal Lyle’s seed
Christina has her purse stolen and Chip generously helps her in return for a sexy dance. Joe Derosa makes his first appearance on the show and joins in the mockery of Cristina’s folly. Aaron shows a soft side and Kerryn is her usual viscous self.
Mia makes her first appearance and falls in love with Chip’s charm. Flutesy attempts to sabotage things by describing anal sex. Cristina is still purseless.
3 first timers appear on the episode. After careful determination, Chip comes to the conclusion that Sue is from Boston.
Chip and Ira charm the underpants off of 4 lovely ladies.
Alice Vaughn makes her 1st appearance on the show. Chip and the gang riff funny clean jokes about her offensive crayons.
Big A makes a triumphant return and sweeps Kerryn and Courtney off their feet. The key to Courtney’s heart is clogging the bowl, which is Big A’s specialty. Kevin and Chip tug on each other while Cristina jumps up and down.
The studio is being fixed because Chip demanded it. Everyone gets zooted smellin paint
Chip beaks down the HBO show and everyone cracks up. And everyone goes crazy over Chippah’s Christmas merch
Bobby and Rich stop in and Rich enjoys chatting during the reads. Sue returns and Mike Figgs makes his first appearance. Edgar debuts on Cameo
A spectacular Chipmas extravaganza where nothing goes wrong
New Year’s spectacular with a brand new catch phrase for everyone to enjoy. Robert Kelly, head of RIOTCast stops in and Lyle read him the RIOT act
Sue brings up acting and her, Fluter and Anthony get taken to school by Chippah’s skill. Chip tells the true stories of being cut out of a Quinten Terrintino movie after making it halareous.
Chip cracks the whip and begins issuing demerits for improper behavior. Chrissie admits falling apart. Kerryn is sorry
Chip tells a funny story about himself and Jerry Toblerone. Chip discusses his mother and Hustler Magazine. Salty language ensues. Sarah tells us what’s different about here hair and Kerryn is still miserable.
Sue reveals her Chip Chipperson-like childhood. Adding to the hijinx, Kevin is in a particularly vile mood even for Kevin. Anthony and Cristina beg the Chippah for a mouth-watering boogie.
Everyone is locked up at home and sad and in the house and as usual CHIPPER saves the day. This is the Chip Chipperson Easter Extravaganza!! Easter Sunday has Chip RESURRECTING laughter. Featuring Anthony, Kerryn and Bobby Kelly
Chip has Christina and Mark Normand And Anthony on to discuss their quarantine routines. Mark Normand walks around the city and Chip riffs off people. It's halareous.
Still in isolation, Chip steals thunder with ultra-cool backgrounds. Cristina is drunk and inappropriate in her bedroom. Sam re-auditions for the show. Does he pass the test? Tune in to see!
Featuring Anthony Cumia, Cristina and Kevin Brennan We start off with Tony Two-Videos attempting to straighten things out. Chip premiers a HALAREOUS new game show idea. Kevin has to be quiet in his bathroom. And has a heartfelt moment no one was expecting. Also a SNEAK PEAK at What Exactly is the Rain? Sure to be an emotional summer hit.
This week, Matt Iseman, Anthony Cumia and Bob Kelly join Chip's festival of laughter. Matt has a fun new gameshow podcast, but Chip shows off HIS new game, TAKE ME TO THE DANCE! to the amazement of all.
Bert Kreisher and Chip show off their great bodies while Cristina gets all turned on looking. Sam joins to enjoy the eye candy, then Chippah gives Bert some AMAZING movie suggestions.
Anthony Cumia, Ian Fidance and Kerryn Feehan join on a HALAREOUS episode where Chip debuts his new hit game, FULLA TOMATOES! Chip reads a question and the guest has to determine if it's the truth (TRUE DAT!) or a lie (FULLA TOMATOES!).
Featuring Anthony Cumia, Bob Kelly and Sue Costello Edgar began guest hosting and between him and stupid fucking Jim Norton, they didn't realize you need to tape Zoom meetings in Gallery view. So, this video quality is great, but it's on one person at a time and weird. Edgar's Game is played and is enjoyed by all, Chip of course shows up, he and Edgar argue slightly.
Colin Quinn, Anthony and Kerryn join Lyle as he asks the questions most interviewers are afraid to ask. And while there is certainly laugher and jocularity for all, there is a depth to Chipperson's questions of Quinn that bring out the best in both men. Anthony has a hoarse voice from screaming at all hours of the night and Kerryn avoids bringing a much neeed prop. Colin also shows off a major award.
Bobby Kelly and Anthony help Chipper welcome Mike Calta for the first time. Mike fits right in as Lyle once again puts on his interview hat and gets to the bottom of things. Chip shares some AMAZING shows he came up with during the PanDemic (dam panic). Bobby and Anthony and Mike are in awe. Chip's pet alligator is also discussed.
Sam, Kerryn and Chip record a last minute podacast due to stupid Norton's travel schedule. It's a more mellow pace and Lyle really feels like a host. Chip's PRIMETIME DEBUT (which will be June 28th not June 21st) and the TBS competition is discussed, as is Cregg Schinkel's debut video, Schinkel's Conundrums. Chip almost spoils surprises, but thanks to editing, the secrets are preserved.
At the risk of being branded braggadocios, Lyle declares himself the winner of the TBS Tournament of Laughs before it airs. Ron Bennington, Mike Bocchetti and Bob Kelly readily agree and revel in Chip's mastery of weaving humorous anecdotes. Mike Is uncomfortably close to his phone. Ron reveals tragedy that Bob mocked callously. A moving episode, yet inspirational if you are inspired by Victory.
Chip and Anthony are joined by Mark Normand and Aaron Berg making long awaited returns to the Podacast. Chip's mudder's friend Gertrude is discussed, as is One Day At A Time. Lyle enchants the boys with a brief slam poem and discusses his new revolutionary song, Black & White. Chip brags and displays great cockiness when discussing the TBS Tournament of Laughs, but is unable to give any spoilers. He does brag however. A lot. A really halareous episode.
tsss Cristina shows up DRUNK as Bryan Johnson and EROCK finally make their returns to the Podacast. There's lotsa laughs as Erik walks us through his radio show. Chip riffs and makes headway with Cristina. Bryan helps out and is a fine wingman for Chipperson.
Anthony and Kerryn are joined by Dave Landau making his return. The gang plays a fun game of Would You Rather...? Kerryn talks about her loose virtue and Chip gives some sly jokes that Anthony seems to be repulsed by. A longer-than-usual, HALAREOUS episode.
tss HALAREOUS episode with Anthony, Cristina, Cristina's bubbah's and the long awaited return of Daniel "Bobo" Kurland. We discuss the Mets as well as Chip sea shanty song which explained his method of surviving the lockdown
Chipperson lectures Sam Morril on basketball and gives the guys some SPACE KNOWLEDGE. Sam Morril is lonely at home and Airey jumps on and shows off his plants. Arie is CENSORED when he licks a large PECKA.
Margaret Cho makes her first appearance on the Podacast and pledges her friendship to Chippah. Kerryn and Sam join and notice Lyle's hip new jewelry. There is a lot of talk about dating and Margaret agrees to team up with Chip and get to the bottom of the TBS voting.
Gilbert Gottfried, Anthony and Sue Costello join Chip in what is a HALAREOUS epasode. This is a particularly VULGAH epasode with lots of references to 1970s TV shows. The four comic masterminds also swap jokes and come up with a joke together. Chip proves he can riff as fast as anyone, adding insightful and timely jokes, not destroying the flow at all numerous times.
Anthony, Crissie Mayr and Sam Roberts join Chip as he whores his merchandise minus any shame. Chip the regular guy shows up often to the dismay of everyone. Crissie presents her prehistoric pet and the guys all tell first date stories.
Bob Kelly, Ian Fidance and Sarah Russi enjoy Chip pointing as the gang discuses their summer. Bob and Sarah bond over Boston and Chip is very offended by Sarah's skimpy and inappropriate top. Her couch is discussed and Bob becomes visibly annoyed with Lyle's finger.
Anthony and Kerryn join Chip and first time guest Keanu C Thompson. She has a pug and it leads the discussion down a dark and hilarious hole. Chip tells yet another animal story. Kerryn updates everyone on her love life. Lyle is not happy.
Xia Basile returns to the podacast with Aaron Berg and Anthony Cumia. Chip talks about his sexual prowess and debuts his new chorus. Then Chipperson shows off his handsome new shirt to the envy of Anthony, while Xia talks about her disastrous family situation and Aaron talks about how terrible things are at home. Chip is firing on all cylinders and brings the funny as always.
Chip welcomes Shannon Heyer back to the Podacast, as well as Erock and Anthony. Shannon and Chip have serious vibes and she almost can't contain herself. Erock discusses Funco pops. There's lots of flirting and sexy talk and Anthony cannot contain his disgust.
We welcome Kristen Carney and also Bryan Johnson and Anthony Cumia. Kristen discusses dating texting edicate and Lyle passes with flying colors. Kristen also talks about being sad as a muuug and Chipper cheers her up with jokes and shiznit. Bryan confesses to punchin walls and yellin a bunch. It's a real case of THE INMATES RUNNIN THE ASSAYLUM. For the first time ever, Anthony and Chip are the healthiest muugs on the Podacast.
Chrissie Mayr, Ron Bennington and Anthony get GRILLED on their childhoods by Chippah. He gets them to the point of tears with poignant, piercing questions. Turns out Anthony isn't the only one who saw things thrown in the kitchen. Ronnie the bell humper opens up and Chip, in his new Burnin Embers shirt, gets to the 'nitty gritty' of everyone.
Bob Kelly, Mike Calta and Samuel Branmuffinz welcome Curvy Mary to the program. Chip delights her with sensoual talk. There's a lot of flirty banter and sexy talk. And the first HOT lesbian kiss in the history of the Podacast!
Chris Distefano and Chip come up with a great new DANGEROUS character for the Bay Ridge Boys. Flutesey looks sexy as hell and tries to get into Chipper's shorts. Anthony is jellis that Chip is sellin his crib for more. And Chip finally opens up about all of his SECRET MILLITERRY MISSHIONS.
Fan favorite Xia Anderson returns with some gamer and UFC talk. Her and Chipper seem like a match made in HELL, except Mike Bocchetti may have something to say about this. Anthony is his usual basket of cheer as the gang talks about their Halloweens and the ELECTION RESULTS!!
Chrissie, Ian and Anthony dig on Chip's TRUTH BOMBS. The bell is run and truth is told. Halloween is talked about, as well as someone unnamed getting her period at her prom. Daddy premiers his NEW SHIRT which gets everyone creamy in their underpants. Everyone tells humiliating stories from childhood.
June Ann makes her fantastic debut with Zac Amico, Bobby Kelly and Daddy. She and Zac share sexy confessions and saucy details. 2 gauge. Chip shows off his ACTING CHOPS as he and June Ann do a sad scene together. And of course the Yulin Dog Festival is mentioned.
LAFFTER is the buzzword on this Thanksgiving extravaganza. Update on Shannon's dating situation, Erock is LATE for the podacast. Erock shares a sad story about an old man getting run over. Turkey feces are discussed. Shannon leaves early and Lyle reveals the name of his new man-on-the-street show that he just thought of.
Perhaps too much asparagus talk. XIA, Anthony and Bryan Johnson also talk about pubic hair, mental medication and pubic lice. Chip finds a VERY sexy new behavior and way of communicating that has Xia going crazy. The betas are amazed at Chip's testosterone levels and Bryan explains the holes in his wall.
Daddy talks about his new Oculus Quest 2 and tells an amazing story about his VR accident. Anthony and Ralph also have VR experience, while Aaron smokes cigars. The guys all trade stories about fitness. Chip also describes his brand new VR games, Farmboy McGillicutty and Kitchen Follies 2020
Colin Quinn passes his re-audition with flying colors, as he joins Daddy and Sammy Vealmuffins. Keanu makes her return and discusses perhaps the finest mother / daughter friendship ever. Lyle is hoping for the hookup with mommy (hers not his). Colin is disgusted by some of Chipperson's mannerisms and Sam, in veal-like fashion, agrees. Chip's new song is a complete hit.
Cristina makes her return with a new microphone looking sexy as a muuugg. Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumock join in the holiday merriment. Chip breaks more wind than normal as he chats with Kendra. And Bendra. And Spendra. Favorite Christmas treats and gifts are discussed.
Anthony oversleeps, but luckily Rich Vos is available and triumphantly returns. Lyle tells a story about his testicular odor. Xia talks about eating in risqué outfits. The editing bell is run quite frequently as a reminder to remove all salty language. Chip gives a few New Year's resolutions and Rich moves us all to tears as he croons.
Erock, Bryan and Xia fight over who gets what Chipperson shirts. They talk comick books, Wonderwoman and making snow angels. Christmas and New Year are discussed and Xia promises to model some sexy Chip merchandise.
Chip and his 3 angels (Xia, Keanu and Shannon) flirt and laugh and get to know each other. Anthony competes for the ladies affection and laughs ensue. Keanu describes the intricacies of deep anel photography, Xia is all ears and Shannon clutches her pears as Anthony and Chipper try to convince her otherwise. An episode filled with spanking, socks, and Harry Potter.
Chip stuns and awes everyone with his past life regression memories. Kerryn wears pajamas and Xia’s bubbah’s are almost falling out. Everyone is also saddened by the tale of Chip’s pet rabbits. Kevin Brennan and Anthony comment on Delores’s lymphedema. The cracking and popping in Daddy’s microphone is due to a new set up and will be corrected ASAP. There were a couple of audio issues due to the new set up, sorry for a couple of sloppy cuts.
June Anne rejoins the show along with Ian Fidance and Bob Kelly. Fans of Chipperson's slam poetry will LOVE this episode, as there is a lot of it, much to the disgust of Bob Kelly. There are a lot of quiet moments and a few bombs. And LOTS of slam poetry. This episode is good for the funny bone and even better for the spurit.
Colin and Xia get to know each other until Chip shows up and adds some spice to a dry chat. Anthony then stumbles in drinking grape juice. Colin, Anthony and Xia join Chip and take a trip down memory lane, discussing old TV shows and the ilk. Lyle remembers Wonderama, the crew is less enthusiastic. Anthony broadcasts from his home theater, which inspires some salty comments.
HAPPY VALENTIMES DAY! Chip shows up with a sexy, dashing hat and Xia cannot contain herself. Chipper catches her showing her legs and promptly puts a stop to such behavior. He also proves what a great GUY FRIEND he is. Matt Iseman and Anthony join and everyone enjoys a game of SEZ YOU! Contestants answer celebrity oriented questions much to the amusement of all. In addition, all 4 talk about Valentimes Day dates, and Lyle shares about times he was done wrong by dates sleeping with waiters, or leaving him alone in a restrint.
Chipperson is ready to go with Bobby, Xia and Rich Vos. He hasn't heard from Anthony all day. Chippy assumes Anthony has been arrested for hiding things in his rectum until Anthony surprises Chipperson by popping on! Laughs are had by all as Chipperson improves on everyone's punchlines.
Today, Chipperson fields dating offers from Flutesey, Kerryn and Xia. The ladies ask Chipperson what his dream date with them would be like and he delivers.The dates he describes are full of romance and sensooality. An episode chock full of sexy talk. There is love and laughter, and one of the ladies even has a wetness problem.
Chipperson is joined by Anthony, the lovely Xia, Kevin Brennan and the LEGIND Rich Vos. Richard joins in a surprise moves and entertains with salty remarks. Chipperson regales with sexy tales of face squeezing kisses and recounts the penalty for certain behaviors in Monopoly. Kevin opens up about family life. A very special episode.
Chipperson creates a new game called Angry Libs. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with Mad Libs. Zac Amico, Xia and Tony Two-Shirts join in and attempt a round of Angry Libs. Chipperson shines. Anthony's house is given a good ridiculing, picking up the baton that was so clumsily dropped by Bobby Kelly. Poor Xia is leaking out of her nose and Lyle subtly comments multiple times. Zac describes the Butthole segment, much to the chagrin of Chipperson and merriment of Cumia. According to Chipperson, this episode is a " home run and whatnot"
Xia upsets Chipperson greatly by showing pictures that are inappropriate and VULGAH. Mike Cannon and Chippy talk about UFOs, Mike Calta and Bobby Kelly bring on their youngsters who are die hard Chipperson fans.
Paul Virzi auditions for Chipperson and is remarkably yumorous. He seeks Chip's advice on arguing at home and discusses Lloyd Christmas. Anthony and Chip are offended by Xia's inappropriate upcoming sensooal encounter with a lady. And even more offended by her Pee Wee voice.
Joe Derosa, Ron Benningon, Cristina, Xia and Daddy get into big food debates. Chipperson shows Joe how valuable he will be as a guest on his Podcast with Sal. Lots of laughter as the ladies are totally into Chip's shirt and hat ensemble. Ron praises Derosa's sandwiches, then more food debates happen. Everyone makes up at the end
Chipperson encourages Cumia and Quinn to do a show and offers to be the comic relief. Anderson agrees and seduces the boys with tales of Hawaii.
Gilbert Gottfriend and Anthony join Chipperson and Xia to talk threesomes. Rich Vos calls in from the car as he flees the country. Lot's of laughs are to be had, as Lyle the Puppetmaster manipulates everyone into corners of humor. Chip toots on cheeba as he tells a true story about injuring his pecka. Manscape to the rescue. Xia uses potty language, much to Chipperson's disappointment
Chip and Xia teach Anthony, Mike and Aaron about mental health thanks to new sponsor Better Help. Lyle remember how his Loverboy tape was burned on an unfortunate date where his underpants were soiled. Chip proves to be the perfect guy friend as Aaron shows off his manly arms much to the delight of Xia. Anthony's arms are still hummel smooth and Mike refuses to explain why he's dressed for an elk hunting trip. And speaking of elk hunting; Anthony confirms that he and Chipperson will crash Rogan's show and Chip will break Joe's chops.
Fifi Dosch makes her debut and Mike Boccetti goes into full flirt mode. He also white knights a bit. Chipperson describes rectal muling and urinal mint breath fresheners. Xia mails it in with her background discusses sinning with another lady. Bryan Johnson admits to being beaten up by a one armed man. Chip debuts some timely Covid material for his arena tour
Welcoming a new mental health sponsor to the show, Chipperson talks mentalness with Ian, Vos and Xia. Chip discusses his movie career and sucking Reggie's thumb. Music and foreskin are also mentioned, as well as the time Chip jumped into cactus plants. At the end, all agree they hate themselves. As they should.
Chipperson debuts a new STAR WARS trivia game that is sweeping the nation, in addition to complaining about the odor of his own unshowered bag. Xia, Anthony and Karl are amazed at Chip's knowledge. Watch as the three guests battle it out for Chipper's yumor driven BONUS LIGHTSABERS for making a good joke. Star Track is also mentioned and all guests are allowed to offer questions. A must watch for any Christopher Lee fans.
Since everyone loved the trivia episode so much, it's only natural to do it again. Chipperson is joined by Flutesy, Kerryn and Mike Cannon in another round of riveting trivia. This is being pitched to major television networks and whatnot.
Chipperson, Xia, Anthony and Chrissie Mayr play TOP THIS! as well as NAME THAT ACTOR and TELL A STORY. As usual, Chipperson is the standout star of the event. Chrissie refuses to change her blue background. Xia and Chrissie swoon over Chipperson's new superhero shirts and Anthony wants a green one.
Shuli makes his return to the Podacast, yet appears to be staring off into space. Greg Stone auditions under the tutelage of Kells Bells. Stories are told, laughs are had, and the legend of The Stinky Black Pepper Mill is finally explained.
Chipperson is jealous of all the attention Doug Bell has been getting. He shares adorable tale of Mr. Button Toes the kitten. Vos is mean-spirited and caustic. Xia plugs the Friends reunion as well as her new web content, much to the chagrin of Lyle. Anthony talks about his pending move as Chipperson makes the cooters gush with his cooter lappin technique. Xia begs Chip to be a sugar daddy and there was more slam poetry than Anthony cared for. A lot more.
Chipperson, Ant, Xia and Bobby discuss horror movies, busses and Chip's cousin Connie. Xia hitchhikes, Chip's bowling tale wins the night and Bobby starts a t-shirt war with Buggy Dell.
Chloe LaBranche makes her debut on Chip thanks to her employee, Kerryn. Under the tutelage of Chipperson, she rises to the occasion and admits she avoids condoms. Xia is hiding in an upstate motel and has terrible audio. Matt Iseman is home in his mansion and also has terrible audio. Sam Roberts does a celebrity pop-in and laughs at Chipperson's observations along with everyone else. SORRY ABOUT THE AUDIO ISSUES ON THIS ONE. AND THE JUMP CUTS, WHICH ARE A RESULT OF THE AUDIO PROBLEMS.
Vos and Virzi save the day and talk Willie Nelson and Hulk pecka with Chipperson and Xia. Xia tells a fun story about hiding her drugs and Vos shows off his sexy foot. Batmin's (non) cooter licking is dissected.
King Chipperson, Anthony, Xia and Kells Bells celebrate 200 HALAREOUS EPISODES OF THE CHIP CHIPPERSON PODACAST! Chip's tells the origin story of the podacast, everyone shared jokes they've told at partys, Pinky and Leather Tuscadaro are remembered. The gang brags about their favorite things Chip does and the show closes with 200 RIFFS
Quinny, Ant and Xia join Chip as he works with his new microphone. Sexy ideas for Chipperson are discussed. Chip and Colly talk acting like a couple of pros and Ant admits to being a subscriber to something. Xia is wearing Steve Martin's pants from The Jerk.
Chip, Ronny, Anthony and Xia discuss summer plans and summer's past. They also discuss tampons, in detail, as well as dimes and poor Billy Intonelli
Sammy Branmuffins has humiliation audio issues, proving himself to be the LEAST professional broadcaster. Sam also raves about Doug Bell's impersonations. Chrissy and Chipperson do some super sexy whispering, Xia likes bands from the 80's and Shuli dumpster dives.
STROBING LIGHTS are STROBIN LIKE A MUUG. If you don't like STROBING LIGHTS then you should just listen to this HALAREOUS episode. Chipperson, Cooms, Xia and Dave Temple star in Chip's first IN STUDIO podacast in a year and a half. Chipperson is looking at studios and Compound Media BEGGED CHIPPERSON to be the first. Visually the coolest podacast of the millenium.
Once again, Chipperson storms into Compound Media and takes over. Chip and Xia steal the show with crazy by creating a masterful bit with Russian accents. Cannon and Cumia do terrible Russian accents and spoil everything. The rest of the episode covers BollandBranch sheets, Monopoly pieces, Chip's lovemaking prowess and Hawaii.
Chipperson invades the GAS DIGITAL studios in hilarious fashion. Zac Amico says some truly mean and terrible things, Xia and Shannon fight over Chip and Ian shows off a plethora of weird tattoos. Xia also shares the worst vandalism story in history. And daddy stupidly forgets to do the read.
Kerryn makes her return to the studio in a condition that upsets Chipperson. Zac Amico happened to be at GaS Digital tuggin his pecka, so Chip invited him back on and he didn't disappoint. Xia brought in a collection of snacks that sucked and a listener generated background distracts Daddy. Chip also tells the super sensooal story of licking chicken breasts.
Daddy is away and was going to take the week off but DECIDED TO DO A SHOW and make some cake. Cristina returns to the show looking sultry and is still completely into Chipperson. Tony is in an apartment with awful art on the wall. This is brief return to Zoom so Chipperson doesn't want to hear any complaints. Chip reveals the sad news about Xia.
Brendan Sagalow makes his debut, joining Xia and Mike Cannon. Lyle finally has the strength to address his sadness of Princess Diana's death. Brendan kissed a rock in Ireland and Mike confesses to seducing a teenager when he was in kindergarten, even Mother is weirded out.
Bobby asks to audition again and Chip reluctantly agrees. Xia, Ant, Daddy and Flower Shirt Pees Of Ghabige talk about fun Halloween pranks they pulled. Everyone gets to read ONE joke from Chipperson's soon to be released JOKE BOOK.
Myka Fox and Dave Temple make their return to the Podacast. Episode chock full of sexy talk about Dave's feet and Myka's roids. Chip regales everyone with tales of his pet lama.
Kerryn Feehan, Chrissie Mayr, Xia and Colin Quinn join Daddy. The ladies are in full force and Quinny chimes in via Zoom. A classic Chipperson episode where Chip breaks down The Many Saints of Newark. Ice cube treats are discussed and Chipper gets emotional discussing Titanic. Colin reveals a devastating interaction with a Titanic cast member, as well as accosting a movie critic in public. Memories of MASH make for a delightful episode. The gang plays a game of guessing where certain sports are played. Fun for all.
Chipperson, Anthony and Xia delight in the return of Keanu Thompson. They discover that Keanu's older gentleman friend is trying to kill her with his fetishes. Even sleep cannot save her. A woman's g-string infects her backside and Chip reminds everyone of how his roids would accidentally tear off.
A HIGH PACED, ACTION PACKED episode filled with sensooality and spanking chatter. The sparks are flying between Chipperson and Marcela as Xia looks on jealously. the Tables are turned as Marcela interviews CHIP. Chip also breaks the sad news about Tracy Chapman to the ladies
Bryan Johnson returns to the Podacast to much fanfare. He's late and Chipperson is none too pleased. Natalie Cuomo makes her debut and explains her tattoos to Chip as he regales her with tales of his dog Pancake, who met with like an accident. Lyle's dear friend Steve Avery is discussed, as is Fonzie and Xia's itchy chest.
Colum Tyrrell rejoins the program and explores his Irish heritage with Chipperson. The lies of The Wizard of Oz are exposed, as Anthony, Xia, Daddy and Colum substitute music in Ghost and a slew of other movies.. Anthony's nervous little bladder is discussed, and Chip admits crying like a fawcet. Xia is unmoved.
Chip is joined by Shannon and Matty, her podcast co-host. To relax Matty and get a vibe with Shannon, Chipperson comes bearing gifts. Matt describes his awful marriage proposal and dysfunctional relationship with his future father in law. Shannon makes Chip jealous describing her date with a chincy fireman.
Chip's hat being found is a good omen for the show. Mike Cannon makes his return and learns from the master about improv. The Devil Baby riffs are legendary. Anthony makes an unkind joke directed at Chipperson. Xia gives a preview of her upcoming advice show. Chip brings everyone 's spirits up with the TAILS of Mr. Fluffy the Rabbit.
There wasn't going to be a Podacast this week due to Chipperson's Hawaiian travel schedule. But he decided to do one on Zoom, so the audio is not what it should be. Bobby is terrified as he re-auditions, desperate to get back in Chip's good graces. Vos finally makes another appearance.
Zac and Ian, the Buy Guys, return. Chipperson and Zac do some roasting and the Bye Guys convince Xia to remove her brazier. Fun is had by all. There are high fives all around.
Mike Feeney makes his debut as Flutesy makes her return. Chip helps Mike improve his own podacast free of charge. Cute bird videos are watched. Chipperson guides the gang through a fun watch through of 1 Guy, 1 Jar. Laughs are had, Blue Waffles are consumed. A giant head fits into a smelly place it shouldn't.
Natalie Cuomo makes a return and out-alphas Ralph Sutton, who handled climbing a flight of outdoor steps like an old lady. Chip convinces Natalie to get his and hers Chipperson tattoos with Luis J. Gomez. Chip confesses to accidentally enjoying maggots. Ralph attempts to humiliate Rudolf and the gang rushes to defend him and his bright nose.
Xia talks about her new career in crush porn as Dave admits candle use and Jessy talks about her delightful tattoos. Chip makes the mistake of sleeping under a bird perch. White liquid covers his bed and face.
Brendan is unable to do in person thanks to his illness, so Chipperson adapts. Brendan admits his foot fetish, Chrissie Mayr shows off her tootsies and Chip gives a sexy foot Ted Talk. Chrissie also shows off her pets. Chip tells everyone where Lamar made his mother stuff a bath bomb. Chip's St Bernard would scoot and give Chip worms on his gums. And finally, the story of Mr. Fast Shoes is told.
Cumia forgets his scheduled appearance. Zac talks about being a naughty girl and his Covid battle. Xia laughs at her husband's hospital trip. Chip keeps the show friendly by keeping Xia's knees out of sight. Xia accidentally sends folklore in the chat. Zac and Chip are displeased.
Due to last week's terrible error, Anthony is forced to re-audition for Chip. A proper apology is given and all is well. Vos comes in with guns blazing and a brand new PARTY! sign, much to the delight of Chipperson, Xia and Anthony. Xia shows a questionable bruise in a delightful place. Bonnie makes a cameo appearance and Chip roasts Geno. Everyone reveals their favorite magic trick. NOTE: Hopefully this is the last Zoom episode for a while. There are a couple of audio issues in this one, due to two different recordings being combined because Chip's stopped recording 20 minutes in.
Chip's fancy outfit sparks gambling talk and Columbian neckties. Kerryn's trousers are discussed as cheese puns are thrown around the room. Chip reveals himself to be a Bay City Rollers superfan. A mouse in Compound Media is hunted, Chip and Anthony riff as Australians. The joy of period cups is discussed.
Xia debuts the Scamper Walk, arguably the most hateable thing on the internet. Chip and Brendan sing sea shanties. Chrissie shows off her Walken impression and Brendan talks diet. Chip recalls the time he was beaten singing Sweet Molly Malone.
A great episode for anyone who enjoys the intro song, as multiple errors by the staff disrupt the opening of the Podacast. Chip tells the tragic tale of the anvil on his mother's foot. Natalie Cuomo returns to the Podacast dressed to the nines. Lyle and Anthony prove what great 'guy friends' they are.
This is a special Valentimes day episode. Chip talks about the terrible girl that stood him up. Twice. Matty drinks consistently and updates us on his girls bachelorette party. Everyone admits tuggin their peckas to music videos.
Keanu makes her return to discuss her boyfriend, who is old. Chipperson suspects he wants to have pretend to enjoy necrophilia with her. She also discusses her hideous Valentine's Day meal. Xia is scolded for her vulgah photos in a Chip shirt and legal action is threatened. Dave Temple shows off his tremendous body as his girlfriend cries in a virtual therapy session.
Natalie Cuomo returns and admits she got Chip's name tattooed on her body. Chipperson is delighted. Jim Florentine brings his son Luke back on, who attempts to interfere with Chip's new relationship. Lyle is jealous when Natalie leaves early to open for Kurt Metzger, after the size of his genitals are bandied about.
After neglecting to bring sandgwhiches to a fat-breasted male acquaintance of Chipperson, Joe DeRosa shows up with 4 delicious treats. Chip, Xia and Bryan Johnson dig in and eat like hogs. As Jim, fat, sits home alone, Chip relishes the fresh meat and bread and lovely toppings. Once again, Xia has forgotten her brassiere and is upsetting Daddy. In a topical segment, Xia finally sees The Godfather and the gang explains Deliverance.
Zac Amico and Ralph Sutton rejoin Chip and help Kevin Dumbrowski with his audition. Chip talks about his time working at Area 51 and his dear friend Cosmo. The gang discusses candy and what movies make them cry. Chipperson makes everyone jealous describing his candy corn / meat treats. Old sitcoms are also chatted about and the depth of Gilligan's Island is revealed.
Brenny joins Feens and Cannon to laugh it up with Lyle. Chip expertly renames their podcast, as well as Xia and Natalie's new podcast. Brenny shows off his physicality by doing a lunge.
Back after a much needed week off, Chipperson shines, to the surprise of no one. Kerryn makes a triumphant return, although Lyle is disappointed at her outfit. She brings Jared, her cohost, who is open about his battles with excessive saliva. Chip talks about his days in the mafia on Staten Island. The gang looks up Kerryn's feet online and discusses the width of her ankles.
Dave Temple and his butchered nail bed makes a return and Dylan Negri joins Chip for the first time. Dylan explains his tattoos, which have no meaning. He also discusses dating a woman in her mid 70's. Batman vs Superman is tackled. Most importantly, daddy is sent some incredible real gold jewelry and he put is on, much to the delight of Xia and all other female fans. Ralph and Chip have a huge fight about green screening. SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN UPLOADING I WAS AWAY THIS WEEKEND
Chip tells a cute (and true) story about making a cucumber dirty and destroying a white rug. Whatevah Amy and Chip bond over mob ties. And most importantly, Bobo returns with hot takes on sports, relationships, and the shipping of boxes. I am also working on re designing the thumbnails, if anyone has any ideas I'd love to see them. Thank you!
Ian Fidance returns and tells everyone about his 'friend's' pecka that burns. Greg Stone has sex with furniture and Gigi bears her bosoms for everyone to give a sensooal feel too.
Zac Amico returns and is on fire with mean spurreted jokes. Amber Heard's gift to Johnny Depp is discussed, as is a fine way to improve a salad. Mia Hammond and Mike Cannon are also chime in and discuss body dismemberment. NEW DOUG BELL EPISODES COMING SOON!
Chip finally gets the new studio he has been demanding from Ralph Sutton. Nathan Orton makes his debut on the Podacast as Chrissie Mayr and Colum Tyrrell return and everyone shares teachable moments. Xia tells her world famous 'Counter Story', which has been optioned by Netflix for a 10 part documentary.
A really fun episode. Ralph and Keanu confess to their sexy date and it's really hot ending. OF pecka ratings are explained and Daddy is tempted to start his own OF page. Xia gives a rating example as Lyle and Ralph discuss how awful it is. Keanu confesses to her dishonest rating system Ralph has sad news about a friend and Keanu's relationship is floundering. And most importantly, Xia buys a special belt with an attachment.
Shanks makes his debut on the Podacast and he and Chipperson compare prison stories. Brendan and Shanks rap battle and it's not at all uncomfortable. Dr Rhodes is late, but eventually makes it and describes her unique healing. Shanks and Brendan also flirt a bit.
Mike Figs auditions for Chipperson and hits it out of the park. He reveals himself to be a foot lover who wishes to sniff the shoes of sexting expert Amber Sweetheart. Amber learns much from Chip and offers to direct scenes with him and Xia on O.F. Mike Cannon offers to be a cameraman and promises not to 'tug'. And Cannon also gets an '11' in a very humiliating rating.
Chip is under the weather but manages to be halareous anyway. Mike Feeney, Chanel Omari and Dave Temple join and discuss their first kiss. Chipperson demonstrates how to kiss properly and Dave Temple has the best kissing story.
Bryan Johnson returns and Stacey Prussman makes an outstanding debut on the Podacast as the gang joins Anthony over at Compound. She discusses running for mayor and her Dr/boyfriend's pecka problems. Apparently it was burnt up like a muuug. Everyone believes the doc's pecka got all messed up from Anthony's pool. Kevin Brennan serves beverages and makes a cameo.
Aaron Berg returns and does a sensual, intuitive roleplay with Kerryn about her upcoming date with a MODEL. The conversation turned to feet, as it often does. Chip has Xia's feet pulled up on Wiki feet and we discover that her husband makes her wear socks because he hates her feet so much. Aaron is quite upset about Xia's first kiss in a movie theater and Chipperson brings down the house with Gilligan's Island knowledge.
Ian Fidance makes a triumphant return, as Keren Margolis and KP Burke audition for Chipperson and find themselves in awe of his broadcasting techniques. Keren, in an attempt to make Chip jealous, discusses her ex boyfriend who believed many WW2 facts have been made up. She admits she cries often and enjoys the feeling. KP is vainly attempting to give up food and alcohol. The highlight is everyone discussing what they dip fries in. And poor Lyle being tinkled on by a turtle.
After many, many instances of poor employee behavior, Chipperson finally brings down the hammer and gives Xia the spanking she deserves. To the viewer, it will appear sultry and sensual. Chip also helps Zac Amico by doing a world class wrestling promo (for free) and Dave Temple discusses his mother. She and Delores have much in common, which bonds Dave and Chip.
Chip heads to Compound where Keanu tells everyone which Compound employee she used to sleep with. She refuses to discuss his pecka in the detail Chipperson wants. Anthony shines light on the Geno / Dixon saga (this was taped last week) and Chip teaches Xia how to defend herself from a punch. Chip engages in sensooal roleplay as a sexy fireman, Anthony does Foghorn Leghorn. Keanu also discusses the accidental self-shooting of an ex boyfriend.
Xia comes in sweating profusely and proudly announces she has forgotten to wear deodorant. Brendan Sagalow nose dives into her pits and Mike Cannon realizes it looks rather appealing. Chip introduces the Alamo Draft House to the NY audience. Brendan and Chip agree to collaborate on some music.
Xia brags about pockets in her Holly Hobby-ish dress and Chip is not impressed. Chip and Ralph bond on being break dancers and Chip shows off the Robeit, poplockin. Chip describes the perfect place to take Jen Aniston on a date. Kerryn raves about raw dogging and goody-two-shoes Ralph only wears bags. Kerryn likes to be in sync when taking dumps. Chip mistake Russia for Florida.
Therapy has been helping Lyle and he decides to demonstrate with Aaron taking on the role of the therapist, playing Delores. Tears are shed and lessons are learned. KP Burke plays the therapist wonderfully, and Ian roots for Chip to spend $50 on Xia's underpants. The Jackson 5 is discussed for far too long Chip also opens up about his embarrassing speech impediment.
Chip, Mike Feeney and Zac Amico agree that Walt Jr. was the best thing on Breaking Bad. And the mall jokes FLY back and forth. Xia has an epic bomb which delights everyone. Chip confesses a repulsive fetish. And talks about the time he ran over a mewing box.
Robbie Goodwin is terrified as he auditions on the Podacast. He is joined by Dave Temple and Daniel 'Horse Pecka' Kurland. Chip and Robbie do impressions together and bring the house down. Chip confesses the time he was shorted on a payment for backside kissing. Daniel asks the philosophical questions about porn everyone else is afraid to ask. Chip also raves about Bucky Dent's acting career.
Chip delights everyone by regaling them of tales of his dog fighting days, when his brave litter of puppies would try to make Daddy proud. Stacey Prussman returns, and she and Kerryn both admit to soiling their trousers at one time. Xia and Ian just miss each other in Boston. An episode chock full of 'what ifs'.
Mike Figs and Keren Margolis rejoin Chipperson as Keren talks about her shopping addiction. She tells sexy tales about her ex-roommate who left skin and hair all over the place. Chip had a friend like him, so he shaved the smelly skin off with a razor. Mike demonstrates dirty talk that gets the ladies sopping. His impression of min-Kiss was a hit and Chip complains about being single.
Chip is joined by Zac Amico, Shannon Lee, Xia, and star of stage and screen, EROCK! Nagel has proven difficult to pin down for a booking, but he never fails to delight Chipperson. Chip goes deep and asks everyone what their favorite possession is and Erock opens up about what it's like to be a dad. Shannon hasn't had any in over 4 years, but her and Chip finally find a date that works for supper. Zac is a fan of a man who ate someone's lungs.
Bobo returns to the show on FIRE roasting everyone like they've never been roasted. Jennifer Steele-Mondello joins the program and is awed by Daniel's wit. She also enjoys his flirting. Kerryn is late and Chipperson threatens a spanking. Chip also attempts to date Jennifer. Xia has a bomb for the ages.
Chipperson SWOOPS into Compound and welcomes back Kevin Brennan, Tony Two-Shirts and Shuli. Shuli is awe struck by Lyle, as he never gets to see him in person. The caring side of Anthony rears it's beautiful head as he attempts to raise money for Xia's bosoms, with the small caveat that he be permitted to feel and juggle them. Kevin is a wee bit tipsy and points out certain unknown things about Shuli.
Natalie Cuomo returns to the podacast in order to get a better look at Chipperson to aid with her Chip tattoo. Chip, Dave Temple and Xia debate where it belongs, with Natalie hoping for Chip tear drop tattoos and Lyle believing his face belongs on her rump. The gang also analyzes Natalie's desire to curl up near a toilet instead of socializing in a green room. There is also a very in depth discussion about her chewing volume.
Jabroni Mike and Vinny Vinesauce join Chip for the first time. They are a hit, while simultaneously being in awe of Chipperson. Zac Amico is uncharacteristically mean, and Xia is all stuck to her seat for some reason. Who Killed Captain Alex is unpacked and everyone agrees Ugandan karate is the best. Zac shares whe he loves Atari and Vinny shares why he hates ball pits.
An exciting episode! Kerryn tells everyone about her hot date who brought another woman! Ralph has returned to the podacast to give everyone the updated height of his new girlfriend. Stacey revisits the rotted tool of her ex and the gang looks up pictures on google. Everyone seems to have a different reaction than Chipperson. Xia prepares to cheat and go on a big date. Chip is devastated.
Ian is very self-conscious about putting on 65 pounds. Xia's date is analyzed in detail and Chipperson is none too pleased. Chip comments about Xia's revealing outfit. In a stunning revalation, Luke doesn't show up with Jim Florentine beause he's apparently 'too old for Chipp'. Chip hides his humiliation and smiles as per usual. Chip reveals what an online dating profile would look like. The gang also reviews Mr Hands and a fellow with a jar for Jim Florentine. #chipchippersonson #jimflorentine #ianfidance
Chip is occasionally blurry, much to the dismay of viewers. Daniel 'UPS' Kurland joins the show to confess cheating with another carrier. The gang is dismayed but supportive. Christine Berg makes her podacast debut and confirms what Chipperson has long suspected about things with Aaron. Not good news. Xia and Christine discuss whose bosoms can hold more pencils. And the answer may surprise you. Or it won't surprise you at all. Zac Amico is murderous as usual.
Dave Temple and Gigi Dior join the program to discuss Gigi's lawsuit from Dior. Chipperson offers some legal advice. Dave and Chip bond condemning Xia's pornographic story about Gigi showing her bosoms in public. Gigi arrives late and treats Chip to a flash and is forgiven for lateness. Dave opens up about telling a girl she's fat. Chip also discusses adult baby fetishes.
Mike and Tim from Dad Meat join Chipperson for the first time. Xia reveals she's a ginger down there and Chip is quite pleased. Zac and Chip combine on a few zingers. Dalton Meyer, the Guiness Book of World Record holder for clapping! joins the program for an in depth interview.
Blind Mike makes his debut on the Podacast and does not disappoint. He explains to Daddy how poorly his pecka performed at Skanfest. He issues a very firm handed discipline to Xia, who is dressed for a Dukes of Hazzard episode. Zac commits to getting healthy and there are several good bombs.
Robert Kelly begs his way back on the Chipperson's show, promising to do a good audition. Mike Figs returns (with wrinkled pockets) and Bob is none too pleased. The gang is joined late by adult film star Ebony Mystique, who bonds with Chip over their knowledge of the Black Panthers. Mike proves himself to be a porn savant.
Chrissie Mayr and Brendan Sagalow join the show in an episode taped right before Skankfest. Chip demonstrates his machine gun fingers as the gang discusses how useful fingers are. Chip does a Raging Bull reference that goes nowhere. Chip also shows off his woke lingo to the delight of everyone. Tami Klurdzz is finally spoken about.
Geno and Keanu appear with Chip to cement their relationship to the world. Keanu has phone issues which Ian tries compulsively to fix. We learn that she was kidnapped by Big A and that Geno likes to purchase photos from Keanu. Everyone debates the meaning of morning constitutional. Chip and Geno discuss football like experts, Geno proves he is mentally ill while watching football.
Shannon and Zac join Chipperson and Xia (who is late and disciplined for it) for the final show of 2022. Experience the countdown LIVE with Chip as he deep dives into why Shannon now has a new cohost. Chip also discovers that he hasn't been nominated for an AVN award and feels slighted.
Daniel, Flutsie and Dave Temple all return to the Podacast. We come to find out Daniel has no veins and it disturbs Lyle. Chip reveals how creative he is at making bongs. Flutsie disappoints everyone by admitting she does not enjoy being handcuffed.
Mickey Gall makes his first appearance on the Podacast and is in awe of Chipperson. They talk about fighting as only a couple of fighters can. Mickey admits his prowess with women is all based on The Way of Chipperson. Mike Cannon can only watch as two alphas slowly circle each other in an arena of halaretty. Amanda Gale also makes a debut and discusses her ex who has a lot of things that are big.
Kerryn finally decides to show up and updates everyone on her dating life. Of course there is a new notch in the belt. Dylan also returns and updates us on his belly button, which is a confirmed linty disaster. Xia once again dresses in a manner which Lyle finds unbecoming.
Chip is joined virtual by Niels Duinker, a juggler. A fascinating conversation about juggling follows suit. Zac Amico returns and helps welcome Dave Caggiano, a funny comic from Boston who tells firefighting stories. He and Chipperson are birds of a feather.
Addiction expert Joshua joins the show and he and Lyle bond over addictions to pekka tuggin. Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow are not convinced and feel that the spouses should shut up and deal with it. We find out what Mike does when he enters a hotel room. Stacey Prussman joins as well. We look at Xia's hands and decide they should be holding a flying broom.
Danny K rejoins the program and displays amazing chemistry with WhateverAmy. Chipperson does a quick feel of Xia and Amy both and the results are steamy. Dave Temple returns and a therapist is on Zoom.
Chip interviews Duane Scott Cerny, who sells the furniture of dead people. They bond over ghosts, since Lyle has travelled through many realms. They are also joined by Ming, Bryan Johnson and his best gal Maribeth, who were late because they decided to detour through Brooklyn. They discuss the Flash trailer. Ming discusses feet and being a good boy. Chipperson sexily describes foot calluses.
Ralph Sutton makes a triumphant return with his homemade pecan butter. Everyone tries it except Chip, who is convinced there are unseemly ingredients. Flutesy becomes interested in Twitch streaming and is convinced a vegetable snack stream would be a terrific idea. Mike Figgs tries the nut butter and makes the correct assumption it would be better if served on Flutesy's toes.
Zac Amico comes in hot and fires out a multitude of mean-spirited jokes. Chip generously showed Mike Rainey how to market his new book Percs by doing a beautiful reading. Lyle also offers to help Kerryn message her dishy trainer. Kerryn also discussed her 'expansion' and Xia admitted she needed a 'reduction'.
Merry Chipmas!
Chip is taking this week off, so what better way to make up for it than the PHILLY LIVE SHOW! This is from December of 2018 with Kevin Brennan, Sam Roberts, Cristina Palumbo, Kerryn Feehan and Anthony Cumia. There are a few tech glitches I tried to work around and next time I will make sure to have a better camera setup. This is basically a disorganized mess and there is crowd interaction and plenty of booing. This has never aired anywhere, I hope you like it and it reminds me that Chip needs to do more live shows.
Tssss time to get down with FU**IN SCIENCES. This is a new series of SCIENCE that i'm shootin and helpin peeople with. YOU'LL BE AMAZED
In an era of FAKE NEWS, Chip lands the first ever, EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr. Eugene Mellencamp. Protective older brother to our beloved Edgar, Eugene has just been released after a 7-year prison stint and Lyle GETS TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS!
The premier episode of Schinkel's Conundrums, where Cregg Schinkel presents fun, educational and often funny brainteasers. Cregg will make this available to all tiers over time.
My fu**in sciense series is SUCH A HIT they ordered a follow up. What THE FU** IS GOIN ON WITH TAPE? I get to the bottom of it! Fu**in watch and LERN
After a booking error, Kirk Sinnamin makes his first appearance and he doesn't disappoint! He brings good will and mirth and is guaranteed to tug at your heartstrings. Chip is revolted at first, but Kirk finally charms the grump right out of Lyle.
(vs Megan Gailey) Due to time, TBS had me edit this down to a little over 2 minutes. This is the original version at about 3:30. This version is FU**IN BETTER because thares MORE CHIPPERSON
Hey guys it's Cregg. After the Zoom chat I felt so inspired hope you did too. This is the poeam I came up with about summer I hope it inspires you.
(vs Paul Rodriguez) I had to send a much shorter version to the network for time, but this is the original, over-five-minute version I shot.
(vs Gilbert Gottfried) tsss YO the tv peepel made me make this fu**in shorter. but this verzion is 6 MINUTES OF DADDY'S COOKIN SKILLS. I broke wind and they didn't fu**in CUT IT OUT. Let's all get together when this is done and have some lima bean fu**ing cookies. SORRY I DROOLED it was a accident
Hope you enjoy a fun story about the letters of the alphabet, from the perspective of an older gentleman.
I don't think these 2016 Comic Con (Comical Cons) videos have ever been seen. They are pretty short and mostly unedited, I'll be posting them in the coming weeks. Some of these really highlight Lyle's interviewing skills.
tsss i was HALAREOUS all weekend thare. This is another short clip
Uncle Paul loves a good joke - as long as it's not dirty! Enjoy Episode 1 of our favorite uncle telling cute jokes and beginning his Paulcast
Chip at Comic Con dressed as Batmin. This is uncomfortable to watch.
tss talking to a witch at Comical Cons. Another uncomfortable watch
Chip once again makes everyone's skin crawl with a terrible interview. She clearly thinks Chip is an ass. On another note, I will begin uploading clips from Chip's horror films sometime this week.
FINALLY, all 7 parts have been brought two ONE TERRAFYING CONCKLUSION! Demonds And Ghosts, From HELL! is complete. Thanks to ALL of Chippy's Demons on Patreon that made this 27 minute dessent into TERROR possible. Don't forget to enjoy the KNEW HIT SINGEL You Got The Keys To The Kingdom of My Heart (And If You Put the Keys in My Heart Will Start) at the end! A star studded horor pitcher that will go down as one for the ages.
An uncomfortable interview with Aldrich from 2016 NY Comic Con. Chip's questions suck and he flirts horribly. Aldrich is not fond of Delores.
Daddy is just getting to know his Oculus Quest 2 and love picking things up and throwing them in a sexy fashion. More videos coming (tssss) soon!
Yaaayyyyyyy time for some more jokes from Uncle Paul. NO derty langwage
FINALLY the second installment of STORY TIME WITH UNCLE PAUL is here! Watch our favorite uncle adorably go through G-L.
tsss FU**IN the yumor is back now that I'm doin it and Norton sat out. Xia co-hosts and all the fans are throwin out compliments and things of that nature. And fu**in Baby Yahda creeps everyone out.
Chipperson hits another home run with an interview
Great time hanging with Xia and some fans tonight, we talked for over an hour. We covered the Patrice documentary, , Pat Cooper, Otto and my Starbucks rage. I learn how to move around the Zoom windows. The highlight, by far, is Javier's boxers. This was a really fun one, thanks to all the patrons who joined in
Chip experiments with a watchalong of Dr. Who. It is he first time Chipperson has ever seen Dr. Who and he has a lot to say about it. Xia hangs, as well as a bunch of Chippy's Demons. Everyone enjoys Daddy's riffin' on Season 1, Episode 1 of the 2005 reboot. Sure to be a new staple of the Chipperson / Dr. Who communities. Tardis Woosh.
Tardis Chippeson and XIA are back with YUMOROUS commentary ovoer Season 1, episode 2 of Dr. Who. Atrocious costumes and shit characters make for a fun watch. This was taped slightly differently, with Chipperson and Xia only appearing before and after, with voices over the episode as it plays. Seeing which way people like more.
Great time on Zoom hanging with the fans and Xia. Someone told me Bryan and his gal were in the room and he hung with us for the whole thing. Thanks go everyone who joined!
Xia shows Chip The Carbonaro Effect and Daddy talks everyone through the magic. Chipperson also shows off the new Cregg Schinkel shirt, to the enjoyment of no one.
Chip goes through Vader Immortal Part 1 and helps defend the universe from storm troopers and evil and things of that nature. There are light saber battles, deadly encounters and HALAREOUS jokes from Daddy
Chipperson and Xia continue on he trail with Dr. Who and some fellow Patrons. Episode 3 has a lady with a glowing head and lots of ghostly shit. Dr. Who's jacket fits right in.
Hanging in a Zoom chat with Xia and some Patrons and Doug Bell stinks up the room
Halreous and fearlless TRUE CELEBRITY stories from an Hollywood insider and comedian. DOUG 'Ring My Bell" BELL is BACK and taking no prisoners. Episode 1 has stories about BENNIFER, JEN LOPEZ and RICK GERVAIS
More halarious TRUE CELEBRITY and show biz stories from legendary DOUG BELL. Episode 2 has stories about QUINNY, SEINFELD, ROCK, ROBIN WILLIAM AND BURR
THE QUINNY / AUSTIN POWERS STORY You asked for it, you get it. The TRUE story about Quinny and me and Austin Powers. And the whole 'who came up with Ring My Bell fiasko'
Bell tells a couple of crazy stories this week about Sammy Kinnison, Muhammad Ali and a crazy story about Rob Kelly and a STOGIE lol. (You read that right) CRAZY STORIES ABOUT: SAMMY KINISON, MUHAMMAD ALI, ROBBY KELLY
FRIENDSHIP. Bell sees a good friend about to make a big mistake and steps in. Sometimes all you need is a good friend who has good motives. This is an instant DB classic.
Many of you requested the scoop on the Vicki Lawrence fight. Doug has it for you here. CRAZY story.
CRAZY episode with Bell going all in on the amazing memories. Doug uses a super fan request for a story to springboard into a July 4th (or 5th??) tale.TRUE STORIES: KELLS BELLS & QUINNY, KREISH, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, JAY MOHR, MARKY HAMILL
In Episode 6, Bell roars back with a zeal that cannot be ignored. Filled with poignant, humorous tales, this one is an instant classic. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: HOWIE MANDELL, RON BENNINGTON, GEORGIE CARLIN
This episode has a cool idea for the wrestling show with Sammy Roberts and Patty Macafee. A real cool, mellow episode with boucoup karma. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: OPIE ANDANTHONY, MEGAN MARKLE
Doug has amazing touring ideas and needs YOUR HELP to make it happen. Plus some crazy CELLAR MEMORIES! TRUE STORIES ABOUT: KEV HART, PAT OSWALT, ROBBY DENIRO
Bell takes us on a hilarious trip down memory lane. We wind up outside a strip club AND in a Costco LOL. NO, not on the same night LOL TRUE STORIES ABOUT: BRITTY SPEARS, TONY CUMIA, JIMMY GANDOLFINI
Destination Miami! Doug has a couple of hands down zany night club storys. And then? It's off to LALA LAND! TRUE STORIES ABOUT: GLORIA ESTEFAN, BILL THORTON, JACKIE NICHOLSON
THE BIG DATE Doug teaches everyone the ropes as he gives all the JUICY details about THE BIG DATE PATREON ONLY
Crazy episode in typical Bell-fashion. Lots of food talk, as well as some b-ball. LOTS of laughs. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: Joey DeRosa, Joey Pesci & Chaz Palmeri, Mike Jordan, Karen Feen
By popular demand, a super long episode of Bellisms and inside show biz info. Doug tells amazing and TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JACKASS, STEEVO & JOHNNY KNOSVILLE, THE SURREALL LIFE AND FLAVOR FLAVE
LUCKY 13! Instant classic for all of Doug's bowling fans. High powered take down of Tinseltown by Bell in this one. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JEN ANISTON, JASE "STATHE" STATHAM
Bell launches into the STORY OF THE CENTURY about Quinny's 2004 birthday party. Trust me, you're gonna have a BALL. PATREON ONLY
Bell reminisces about stealing the show at a kid's party and having BEOUCOUP influence over a famous "Lady". TRUE STORIES ABOUT: STEVE SPIELBERG, STEPH GERMANOTTY
Bell FINALLY gives the skinny about his work on The Devil Wears Prada. Crazy times in true Bell fashion. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: MERRYL STREEP, ANNIE HATHAWAY, EMILY BLUNT
CRAZY times with Bell driving and a hob-knob party that really pee'd Bell off. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: JOEY ROGAN, MIKE KEATON, JIMMIE CARRY
When legends collide - Bell mingles with a couple of peers you may know lol. Laughs and respect all around. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: RODNEY DANGERFIELD, ED MURPHY
Bell has an incident with an Irish NY comedian and shares cool 'Dwayne Rock' memories TRUE STORIES ABOUT: MICHAEL O'CANNON, "DWAYNE ROCK" JOHNSTON
Bell takes on music! Hangin with Billy Burr and some guys from THE Stones, METALLica and Arrowsmith! TRUE STORIES ABOUT: BILLY BURR, MICKEY JAGGER, KEITH RICHARDS, STEVIE TYLER, ULRICK & JIMMY HETFIELD
CRAY cray story about talkin SCARY with Steve King. Also, telling Andy Cone how to make his show better and an unpleasant run in with Cher
Bell hits home with an emotional tale about his audition with Leo for Terrantino. Also, a very fun flirting story with a legendary lady. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: SCOJO, TERRANTINO, LEO DECAPRIO
Taped the night before Thanksgiving, Bell tells a moving tale about meeting Franny, his new love. Also, TRUE STORIES ABOUT: LARRY DAVID, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Bell regales us with the awesome story about working a boom mic on Jenny Garner's show. All heck breaks loose at the Playboy Mansion when Bell shows up and takes over. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: PLAYBOY MANSION, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, BILL MAHER, TOM CRUISE
Bell tells an uber cool story about hanging with the SNOOP DOGG. Bell also accidentally humiliates Al Pacino, and talks hoops with the greatest. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: SNOOP DOGG, AL PACINO, KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR
Bell pitches Luis J Gomez the idea of the century. Skanfest will never be the same. The fight, the roast battle, all the plans are outlined. And in his usual fashion, Bell charms Harrison Ford at a party. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: KELLS BELLS, SKANFEST, LUIS J. GOMEZ, ZAC AMICO, ARI SHAFFIR, HARRISON FORD
Bell's flirty ways win big points with T-Swift and Nikki Ryan from a Morning Mashup. Doug also gets the internet chatter going with talks of joining the THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: TAYLOR SWIFT, NICOLE RYAN, THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS
Bell gets off to a ROCKY start with sly, but winds up making a fast friend with jokes and false promises. Doug also has a heart to heart with fellow heartthrob Brad Pitt. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: SYLVESTER STALLONE, BRAD PITT
Bell rights a wrong suffered by Quinny and does a little flirting in the process. Not to mention the famous Dr. Ruth Story outside of Letterman's studio. TRUE STORIES ABOUT: QUINNY, KATE WINSLET, DR. RUTH