All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Quick, Quick The Toheroa’s Are Coming

    • TV3 (DK)

    Lydia tries to use the Treaty of Waitangi when MAF catches her stealing (harvesting) toheroas out of season.

  • S01E02 Dream Badger

    • TV3 (DK)

    Lydia’s new boyfriend Mike is a performance poet who inspires Greg into writing poetry.

  • S01E03 It's My Party

    • TV3 (DK)

    Nadia with Lydia’s help organises a teens slumber party, Billy tries to set the rules.

  • S01E04 In Sickness and Health

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy catches the chickenpox, Greg goes over the top nursing him with an obvious reverse outcome...

  • S01E05 Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy's ratings are falling so the girls decide to help by calling in with controversial topics.

  • S01E06 Play Nasty for Me

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy takes a short break from the Radio Station, but while he's away the ratings lift much to his distress.

  • S01E07 Skin Games

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy’s annual fishing trip with friend Dan is disturbed by Lydia deciding to get a Moko.

  • S01E08 Where There's A Will

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy's mean old Aunty Pearl from Manchester dies and leaves Billy a small Will but with a surprise legacy.

  • S01E09 Parting Shots

    • TV3 (DK)

    Thelma is offered a singing tour of Australia while Billy receives the bad news that his Tribal enemies the Ngatekiaparo have been given a lease on his land by the Waitangi Tribunal.

  • S01E10 In the Cool Cool of the Evening

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy’s Radio Station Cuz FM is changing it target audience, rumours are that Billy could lose his job, so he decides to change his image into a cooler cuz

  • S01E11 A Little Learning

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy is worried about Nadia’s school report, Greg is taking a course in taxidermy and Lydia decides she will teach the household Maori language.

  • S01E12 China Beach Buddy

    • TV3 (DK)

    An old comrade Earl Wilson from Billy’s Vietnam Unit arrives unexpectedly, Billy insists he stays at with him, but Earl’s and his stories seem to have changed from the old days.

  • S01E13 Panel Games

    • TV3 (DK)

    Greg has just started a panel beating course, when Lydia dents Billy Mark 2. In desperation Billy finally agrees to Greg repairing the dent...

  • S01E14 No Brain No Pain

    • TV3 (DK)

    Thelma decides the Family are in need of a fitness regime, beginning with an early morning run. But it soon turns competitive on who can lose the most weight.

  • S01E15 Romeo Factor

    • TV3 (DK)

    Nadia is cast as Juliet in the school Shakespeare play 'Romeo and Juliet.' Parents are asked to help so Billy assists performance and Thelma makes the costumes. Even Greg joins in and builds sets with disastrous results.

  • S01E16 Marriage Guidance

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy has a young, attractive American therapist on his evening talk show. But when the talk back gets decidedly more intimate Thelma gets jealous.

  • S01E17 Food for Thought

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy is worried about the rising cost of living, but his family seem intent on throwing money away. In an attempt to make ends meet, Billy initiates a “Family Belt Tightening” regime.

  • S01E18 Shake, Rattle and Roll

    • TV3 (DK)

    One of Billy’s talk back guests predicts that an old nag Likely Lad would win the Fergus Rose Bowl Stakes and that it would be followed by a major earthquake. When, to everyone’s astonishment Likely Lad wins, Billy sees the next prediction as a certainty...

  • S01E19 One Mum One Vote

    • TV3 (DK)

    Election Day is arriving and Billy is having no luck getting a politician to come on his talk back show and pressure to get someone is coming from his boss, but when his mum arrives from up north, she persuades her old mate Winston Peters onto the show.

  • S01E20 This is Your Life

    • TV3 (DK)

    A surprise birthday party for Billy with all his friends turns a little strange but it is saved by mum with a little bit of Maori ingenuity.

  • S01E21 Saigon With the Wind

    • TV3 (DK)

    When Thelma’s best show business buddy visits the family, she gives a spontaneous performance. Billy decides it is time to kick-start Thelma’s cabaret career. Trivia: Thelma’s buddy is played by the late Beaver, one of NZ’s popular cabaret stars.

  • S01E22 Rosemary's Baby

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy's cousin and neighbour brings her new baby to visit the family. Against Billy's wishes Nadine agrees to babysit, but Billy's worries turns babysitting into chaos. Trivia: The cousin is played by Susanne Lee, Billy's long time solo and backing singer.

  • S01E23 Kiss Me Catering

    • TV3 (DK)

    Billy and Thelma's wedding anniversary has become annual disaster but this year Greg has taken charge with a romantic fine dining experience at home.

  • S01E24 Putting On The Writs

    • TV3 (DK)

  • S01E25 A Kapai Noel

    • TV3 (DK)