On today’s solo show Anthony updates us on Donald Trump’s “mystery trip,” talks about not so hot wives, upgrading your mate, Frank Pellegrino’s death, a cartwheeling slutty teacher, and he gets into Black History Month with news on a Snapchat stabbing, and a cheating pastor. We check in on the “he will not divide us” people, Ant brings up his gaming habit, talks about Ryan Clayton being assaulted, man caves and she sheds, Jon Stewart on Stephen Colbert, and a big tittie bitch getting kicked off a plane. We see (a lot of) the new Conan video game, learn about what PETA is pissed at now, we find out what happened on this day in black history, Anthony gets some shocking news regarding Ann Coulter, and we wrap up congratulating Beyoncé on her buns.