In the premiere episode, Stripperella must face-off against her first threat, Dr. Cesarean, a plastic surgeon who's injecting beautiful models with deadly implants that make them gain weight and become obese.
After being the bridesmaid and never the bride too many times (226) Molly Lumpkin goes on a citywide rampage kidnapping the grooms from weddings. Her plan is to choose one to marry and kill the rest with a laser engagement ring. Stripperella must stage a fake wedding and risk her very own "Mr. Right."
Small fry wants to shrink everything down so he can be big and tall. Stripperella runs to ruin his plans but she gets shrunk. The Chief talks to Stripperella and convinces her that being small doesn't matter. So Stripperella goes and wins. Meanwhile Cat, fellow stripper, learns about Erotica's secret double life. The problem is, she keeps getting hit in the head and forgetting it...then learning it again...then geting clocked in the head again and forgetting it...then remembering...then forgetting....you get the idea.
An asthmatic motorist runs off the road to avoid hitting an animal and slams into a tree. He is bitten by the animal -- a glowing werebeaver -- and he turns into a giant glowing werebeaver that runs amok chewing through anything made of wood and terrorizing the population. Stripperella must put a stop this rampaging werebeaver.