Lydia is concerned about nightmares, so John tells stories about his family during his childhood in Columbus, Ohio. He recalls several eccentric relatives, including his Aunt Hester, who was so afraid of burglers that she put her household good outside her bedroom door every night so no one would break in to steal them.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lila Garrett | Writer | ||
| Bernie Kahn | Writer | ||
| Danny Arnold | Producer | Producer | |
| Sam Javis | Guest Star | 1st Cop | |
| Ruth McDevitt | Guest Star | Aunt Hester | |
| Joe Besser | Guest Star | 2nd Cop | |
| Eldon Quick | Guest Star | Cousin Horace | |
| Nick Beuvy | Guest Star | Little John | |
| Sheldon Leonard | Guest Star | Jeremiah | |
| Iris Korn | Guest Star | Aunt Dora | |
| Sheldon Leonard | Executive Producer | Executive Producer | |
| John Rich | Director |