Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.
Belinda interviews for the role of International Sales Director at Steele's Pots and Pans.
Belinda is settling into her new position at Steele's, and enjoys a steamy midday romp with colleague Giselle and managing director Tony in the office Leather Room.
Belinda prepares for a big meeting with her regional sales managers and uses her assets to motivate the team during an after-work drinks session at the Pentra with Giselle and Bella.
Belinda arrives in at the country home of chairman Sir James Godwin for a big company outing, and is surprised to be handcuffed to a trellis in a medium-sized maze! Then, she meets her first client: Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium.
A second man encounters Belinda in the maze: Jim Sterling from Texas, USA. Despite his aggressive nature and lack of endowment, Belinda closes the deal.
Belinda meets her third and final client of the day: Peter Rouse from Amsterdam. She is instantly enchanted by the handsome Rouse, who draws symbols on her back to indicate their sexual connection and promises to meet her again that night.
Belinda is freed from the maze, and discovers that the event is a charity tombola to benefit the Asses and Donkeys Trust. She, along with a disheveled Bella and Giselle, are auctioned off as sexual servants—and Belinda goes to the highest bidder, the mysterious Duchess.
The Duchess collects her prize and brings Belinda to a nearby chalet in an upholstered horse box. The two women enjoy their rendezvous aided by the Duchess's beloved black leather dildo. After the romp, Belinda ties up the Duchess and steals her clothing and car to return for her meeting with Peter.
Belinda makes it back to the Horse and Jockey Inn, where she enjoys a leisurely dinner and meets the charming young-ish man who works at reception.
Peter arrives at the Horse and Jockey, where he and Belinda put on a show in the lobby.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography...
Belinda's night continues as the young-ish man on reception delivers a bottle of her favorite Chardonnay, some lovely turkey sandwiches, and of course, sexual pleasure.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise...
The next morning, Belinda returns to the chalet to free the Duchess, who admits that her participation in the tombola was beyond her control—and that she wants to be Belinda's sexual servant.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...
Belinda and the Duchess enjoy a morning romp and part amicably before Belinda returns to her office.
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...
Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'.
Belinda and Giselle enjoy a luxurious day at the Ritz Spa—and some gossip about what happened to Giselle at the charity tombola.
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future
Belinda heads to the Netherlands to meet with Peter at Rouse HQ.
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author!
The eccentric Dr. Robbins welcomes Belinda to Amsterdam with a rendezvous in his office—on his sumptuous leather desk.
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked.
Robbins's secretary, Helga, joins in on the fun at Rouse HQ.
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far...
Belinda goes for a night on the town with Peter Rouse, and causes quite a scene during dinner at a fancy restaurant.
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help...
After supper, Peter and Belinda head to the casino, where they meet the Russian entrepreneur Grigor Kalansky. Peter pursues Grigor's assistant Lara, leaving Belinda alone with the Russian.
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing...
Grigor brings Belinda to a secret club and introduces her to the Countess Zara. The three engage in a ménage à trois, on display in a shop window unbeknownst to Belinda.
At the airport, Belinda meets a group of like-minded saleswomen and books a speaking engagement at the O2. On the flight home, she encounters a beautiful pilot named Hazel and enjoys some mutual sky-high pleasure.
Back at Steele's, Belinda learns some sad news about her London Regional Sales Manager, Des Martin, and cheers him up with a little hanky-panky in the office.
While enjoying Friday evening drinks at the Pentra, Bella dishes about her time at the tombola. Sir James Godwin makes a surprise appearance.
Bella and Belinda go shopping for elegant horse riding gear.
Still at Forsters, Belinda and Bella seduce the salesman taking their measurements.
Bella and Belinda head to Texas on business and enjoy a VIP upgrade—and some sexual pleasures in B3—courtesy of Hazel the pilot.
The girls land in America and flirt with tycoons at the Stirling hotel. Then, Jim himself pays Belinda a visit in her hotel suite and confesses that he has a secret!
Jim reveals his secret to Belinda: he's gotten a surgery that improved his penis size. Belinda is quick to enjoy the benefits of the procedure.
Belinda goes on a date with Jim's colleague, Hank Skank. Hank brings her to a Crankies soccer match, then out for an Italian dinner that ends in a sexy mess.
Jim, Hank, Belinda and Bella celebrate a successful trip and helicopter out of town for an afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch. Belinda and Bella are entertained by a duo of sexy cowboys. Back in London, Belinda pegs Bella for a well-deserved promotion at Steele's.
Tony agrees to Bella's promotion. Then, it's time for Belinda's big engagement at the O2, where she wows the audience with a nonstick tin wok giveaway.
Belinda reunites with the Duchess for a weekend at her lovely country home, and explores her collection of sex toys.
Belinda enjoys dinner with the Duke and Duchess and their high-society guests, all the while at the mercy of the Duchess's silver bullet.
The Duchess brings Belinda to a posh riding event. The women get randy on the ride home, then tragedy strikes on Belinda's journey back to the city.
Dr. Marco Origuez comes to Belinda's rescue and brings her back to London to evaluate her injuries.
Belinda attends a posh lunch meeting with Claus Bloch, and seals the deal with an animalistic sexual rendezvous.
Belinda heads to Belgium to meet with Alfonse Stirbacker. He brings her to a chocolate factory, where an attractive female chocolatier seduces Belinda in her enormous chocolate fountain.
Alfonse takes Belinda to an exclusive party at a members' club, which turns out to be a sex game.
Back in England, Belinda heads up to God's Own Country to meet with Yorkshire RSM Ken Dewsbury and resolve issues with a distributor—the only way she knows how.
Ken hosts Belinda at his basement flat in Leeds.
The Glee Team heads out for Giselle's hen do on a plane chartered by Hazel.
Giselle's hen do continues into the evening, and the Glee Team meets a young Swedish man who wishes to lose his virginity and learn about standard sex from them.
Des Martin brings Belinda to Bargain Basementland, where she meets the Schweinsteiger siblings.
After a successful day of business dealings, Belinda takes Des Martin home for a rendezvous at her central London apartment.
Herr Bish, a competitor to Steele's, meets with his mysterious "Special One" to discuss their plans to take over the world of pots and pans.
Tony and Giselle's wedding day arrives, and Belinda gets ready to impress the congregation with some help from Chiara Montague. Bella and Belinda enjoy a little tête-à-tête as the wedding begins. However, a mysterious figure arrives at the wedding, catching Belinda's suspicions.
The reception begins and Belinda gossips with Bella, Gregor, and the Countess Zara. (Maeve, the new receptionist, is a hot talking point in particular.) The mysterious figure is revealed to be Tony's long-lost brother George, who arrives to reunite with his family. On her way to the loos, Belinda reunites with Jim Sterling, causing some devastation to the wedding cake.
Belinda bumps into Doctor Robbins and his assistant/girlfriend Helga. A visibly worried Helga draws Belinda's attention and leads her to the bathroom for a private conversation. After some fun with Belinda, Helga reveals to her that she is an undercover FBI agent working in corporate espionage and informs Belinda of the existence of the "Special One".
Belinda joins The Duchess and Lucia for a girls' night at the Ritz, followed by a trip to a mysterious underground nightclub. The ladies are charmed by Zachariah, the club's proprietor, whose tamarisk flute provides some smoky fun.
Back at the Ritz, Belinda enjoys a midnight snack—and a sexy reunion—with Sam, the young-ish man who's been promoted from Horse and Jockey night receptionist to Ritz manager!
Belinda calls a top-secret meeting with Tony and Sir James Godwin to get to the bottom of the Tri-Oxy Brillo conspiracy. Then, she meets a mysterious fellow, Agent James Spooner, for drinks at the Pentra.
Belinda brings Agent Spooner into Steele's HQ. There, Spooner poses undercover as an IT tech in hopes to uncover the secret mole working in the company.
Giselle momentarily disregards her wedding vows for a romp with Agent Spooner, including a skinny dip in the local reservoir.
After a bit of grooming and her bi-daily meeting with the RSMs, Belinda takes off for a trip to Paris—and the legendary burlesque parlor, Le Moulin Maron—where she meets a rotund beauty.
Belinda and Penelope head into the eye of Le Moulin Maron for "feeding time" with Mistress Sweetjuice. Then, Belinda jets off to Scotland, where she's secretly pursued by Agent Spooner.
With Spooner in pursuit and danger afoot, Belinda reunites with Helga.
Belinda and the Glee Team head to the Steele's factory for a tour with Professor Slints, culminating in the grand unveiling of the Tri-Oxy Brillo range!
Series finale. The identity of Herr Bisch's Special One is revealed, and Steele's prepares to defend itself as the double agent delivers industry secrets to East Berlin.
In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans...
In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!
It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...
After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, lives hang in the balance as The Special One continues to plot against the members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights.
The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life.
Belinda arrives at the safe house of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights, where she, Tony and the newest member of the Glee Team try out the 'Hump and Skunk'.
As part of her spy training, Belinda is taken to acting school, where she puts on a performance for her teacher.
Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin undercover in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and the Special One to justice.
Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and prepare to dine with Bisch. The Special One's vagina gets her into trouble.
Belinda and Spooner come face to face with Bisch, but everything doesn't go quite to plan. A fan favourite makes a shocking return in the biggest clit hanger of the series so far.
Belinda discovers the identity of the head of British intelligence, who informs her that the Special One and her accomplice have fled to Australia. As Belinda prepares to give chase, she recruits Bella for the mission.
Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...
Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well...
It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something...
The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII...
Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical'
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far...
Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves...
It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage...
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities.
Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine...
We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages...
Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare...
Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga.
Rocky Flintstone, the author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3...
Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'...
Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human...
After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?
Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda.
Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae...
After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'...
Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties.
The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse.
Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'...
After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina.
Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie
Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all.
The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale
A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there!
Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is.
Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co.
We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories...
You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes.
Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky.
Jamie, Alice and James correct some of their many, many mistakes from over the years
Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'...
The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street.
England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'
In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay
Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was...
Jamie, Alice and James answer some of your burning questions.
Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment...
Double Oscar winner, national treasure and star of 'Nanny McPhee', 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Love Actually', Dame Emma Thompson has the gang round for dinner. They discuss Rocky's feminist credentials, sex education with her daughter, and wearing trainers at Buckingham Palace...
Jamie, James and Alice look back on some of the hilarious highlights of book four in Rocky Flintstone's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. The gang also reveal the date they'll be opening book five AND announce their brand new world tour for 2020.
Jamie, James and Alice gather to read your memories and tributes to Bella, now that her fate is uncertain after the explosion.
You sent your questions and Rocky Flintstone has attempted to answer them. For what you're about to hear, we can only apologise.
The Grammy, Tony and Emmy-award winner and creator of smash-hit musical 'Hamilton' Lin-Manuel Miranda joins the gang to talk about the potential Porno musical, his relationship with his own father and the great (but very much not late) Dick Van Dyke
Jamie, Alice and James read your complaints, corrections and comments on book 5 so far..
Grammy nominated singer, songwriter, actor and Belinker Josh Groban joins the gang to talk musicals, randy fans and Celine Dion
In honour of Belinda's time in East Berlin, Jamie, Alice and James get to grips with some sexy German phrases. (Listen to the end to hear one of our favourite 'Ok Georgie Porgie' remixes.)
Jamie's sister Alexa joins the gang to offer a fresh perspective on what it's like when your dad writes a porno and give us a glimpse into growing up in the Flintstone clan
Jamie, James and Alice try something new and call listeners to chat about their theories, funny stories and favourite moments of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga
Creator and star of 'Schitt's Creek' Dan Levy joins Team Porno to talk the madness of book 5 so far and his experiences of working with his own father, Eugene Levy
Now that Belinda and Bella are in Australia, Jamie, Alice and James want to learn more about local life and lingo down under.
After Belinda and Bella's bonkathon around Australia, Jamie, Alice and James read stories about the most unusual places YOU, our lovely listeners, have had sex...
Jamie, James and Alice read your predictions about how book 5 will end and quickly realise you're all as nutsas Rocky Flintstone...