He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DATING.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about SEX.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about ALCOHOL.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about FAME.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MARRIAGE.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about SMOKING.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MILK.
He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MONEY.
The alien from Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DRUGS (the bad kind).
Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about DANCING (and demonstrates his singing abilities).
Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MASTURBATION (aka cuffing the carrot, beating the meat, poaching the egg, flicking the bean, spanking the monkey, making the bald man cry, etc.)
Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about ROLLER COASTERS and our sick obsession with physiological arousal.
Blorg, an alien Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about GYM CULTURE through a bit of FITZpiration.
Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b still knows very little about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Jones and Fitzpatrick teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about BIRTHDAYS and all those social events that we just LOVE planning and attending.