East Side Dave Show is off with a bang! Dave talks about his journey to the network. He discusses everything from his issues with DirecTV and football to Mike Francesa and Star Wars. Roy joins at the Piano.
Tonight's the drinking show! We jump right into "Laid" by James. Dave goes into why he's not wearing a wedding ring. Dave plays with his wedding dolls. He breaks them then spills beer all over the studio. Flutesy plays the theme from the original "Superman" and Gary guesses right. Dave reads a post from facebook in regards to how hot Flutesy is. We get to see Flutesy cosplay as Cami from street fighter. Dave asks Flutesy out, then takes his pants off. The whole gang performs "The Weight" by The Band. We meet Don Twittles. Shock Jock Robot makes an appearance. Dave assigns "One flew over the coo coos best" roles to everyone. He makes fun of Jared , then sings the theme of "The Jeffersons". This week on the shizer list, some one stole Dave's red back pack including his blue ray Star Wars the complete saga and his pork roll egg and cheese sandwich. The audience asks questions even if they don't want to ask them or not. They perform " Going up to the country " by Canned Heat. Dave takes a few phone calls to finish the show.
We begin by sending off Ben, Dave goes into how he was pulled over twice by cops at the cheesequake rest stop. Dave and Roy perform "save my heart" by Bruce Springsteen. Dave talks about Peyton Manning's sexual harassment incident and we hear some nation wide jingles. The show is proud to announce our first album "Roy Harter presents "Stingers and Songs from The East Side Dave Show" available on iTunes for $9.99 and spotify. Ken from Denver calls in to tell the world he quit his job to become a comedian. We meet stringsy, our newest member! We have a mutiny on our hands as Flutesy wants to develop her show. Flutesy plays the theme from "Schindler's list". Then they perform "Everybody wants to rule the world" by Tears for Fears. Dave introduces us to Birdie his middle finger. Dave does a little bit of Matt Hooper from Jaws. Dave goes through the fall out from last week and we meet Flip Tompkins. Mike Francesa is a still a douche bag. Luis J Gomez from Legion of Skanks joins us . Roy, Rat and Luis play heart and soul on the magic machine.
Dave is sick! The show must go on though so we get "Buried Alive" by the Drop Kick Murphys. This week on the shizer list: someone hit Dave's car. Dave and Jared discuss their commute home. We pardon the Roy interruption. Flutesy joins the show. Bobo calls in and puts the show to a halt. Rat also calls in and plugs his website. Dave explains the difference between Chinese and Japanese people. Shock Jock Robot makes an appearance. Dave drinks and takes DayQuil. Dave talks about Jared hanging at house. They discuss robo tripping. Dave sings the theme from "Blazing Saddles". We take questions from the audience. Dave and Roy do drunk talks. They sing "Brokedown Palace" by the Grateful Dead. Dave reads a card he got from a supporter. Fin
Dave is back! He discusses his sanitary habits . SJR makes an appearance. Stringsy calls Roy out for being racist. Flutesy is on the cover of a romance novel called " #1 Fan" by Andrew Hess, We finally get to meet Drunky the puppet. Hitlins sings some kind of variation of " Twist and shout" by the Beatles . " Black Earl Douglas makes it to the shizer list. Dave and Roy discuss show material. We take questions from the audience. Dave and Roy do drunk talk . We discuss sports with Luis J Gomez from Legion of Skanks. We end the show with Luis rear naked choking out Jared.
This is our St. Patrick's Day special and Dave is in full force tonight(drinking wise). We have a some very special guests in studio, the Pie Tasters came in to play Pogue songs and some of their original songs. SJR tells us his thoughts on the Irish. Flutesy plays "Danny Boy". Hitlins makes an appearance then we examine Jared tumor riddled head. The Pietasters bring the house down!
Dave is pissed off and we've got a massive shizer list tonight. Flutesy and Stringsy are late (of course). Part I of the shizer list is Mr. Cumia for having to postpone his appearance on tonight's show. The shoner list has both Axl Rose and AC/ DC . Part II of the shizer list goes to the history channel app for crapping out on Dave. William L Bozarth writes children books. You can get "Spooky Skwerl Stories". SJR makes appearance. Part 3 of the Shizer list is Chris "Pepper Hicks " Stanley for not coming on the show. Flutesy plays the theme from "The Godfather ". Roy is also on the shizer list for being crazy. We relive "Worlds Worst Wedding Guest" ( thanks Erock). John and Dave perform "Fair thee well " from "Inside Llewyn Davis". President Obama tops the shizer list for shaking hands with a red sock. We finish with the audience asks some questions.
Anthony joins us in studio! Dave and Anthony discuss actors crying, the network, Roy's pierced nipples, Anthony's Career. Anthony tells how once him and Kevin Smith won at a fan game of poker at Smith's comic shop. Anthony commends Dave's sports knowledge prowess. We watch Dave and Anthony sing "Sweet Caroline" from Dave's number one party. Flutesy plays the theme from "Braveheart". Dave talks to Flutesy and Stringsy. Bobo does some impressions. We hear some audio from Mike Francesa.
Dave is on the warpath tonight! Jared was a half hour late meeting Dave, Stringsy is crazy and Flutesy has food poisoning . We are introduced to Irish Cobra. This week on the Shizer list : Jared Leto and his bearded Joker. Shock Jock Robot drops by and says a bunch of inappropriate things. The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake ( Luis J. Gomez) takes on The Irish Cobra (ESD) in the Snake Pit. The audience asks some questions. lol Hitlins sings John Lennon's "Imagine".
We begin this week with another hilarious monologue. This week ok the shizer list : Fitz , a DJ from Seattle. Fitzy calls in and it's extremely uncomfortable. Dave calls Fitz out for wanting more exposure. They resolve their differences and Fitz offers Dave a job. The Irish cobra makes an appearance and pokes fun at Fitz. SJR has some terrible things about Fitz. Flutesy plays theme from Robocop. We have a very special guest , old friend and film critic GBaby.
Dave begins the show with his monologue that includes news on Trump, Angry Birds, Space Jam 2, an upcoming rock concert with an incredible line-up, and we hear a lovely little ditty from ESD and Roy. Dave talks about being on the Interrobang, we hear from Stevie Bubbles, find out Dave needs money and deserves a celebrity girlfriend, see Dave’s puppets, Roy deservingly makes the Shizer List, Dayquil Dave calls out Jared, and Flutesy takes a seat to talk about her breakup and to play a mystery song. After a quick medley, Dave attempts to auction off some items, talks about night vision porn, child suicide movies, fucking 80-year-olds, sorta sings to the ladies, and wraps up with some Twitter beef and a damn fine tune.
Today’s show begins with a monologue that includes news on Steph Curry, a presidential cock fight, more money begging, Boaty McBoatface, cheese-grating your tits, Anthony Cumia, and White Jared. After Roy and Dave dedicate a song to Ant, we hear about Roy and his buddy Mike Francesa, find out Dave got paid to get drunk, hear from Shock Jock Robot, Jared teases about a political run, and we play The East Side Dave Show. Flutesy plays mystery song, the gang discusses Snapchat, dick pics and manscaping, Caitlyn Jenner, Dave croons ever so sexy and wins an Emmy, and Stringsy gets an ultimatum.
Today’s ESDS starts with a monologue covering The GLAAD Awards, Caitlyn Jenner, Robert De Niro, raping Jennifer Lawrence, Donald Trump, James Van Der Beek, and Lamar Odom. After a gorgeous medley, Dave attempts Roy’s Alpine bells, wishes his son a happy birthday, begs for dough, gives and takes points, they chat about an at home show meeting with Jared, Flutesy solicits cock, Roy rocks the bells, and Flutesy plays a ditty. We play a little “Truth of D.A.V.E.,” and Billy Mitchell Skype’s in to talk about drunk dialing, Mario, surprise gifts, studying Billy, King of Kong, delicious popcorn, Star Wars, and they play a little trivia.
On the “18th Special Spectacular” of the ESDS, Dave’s monologue covers Bill Cosby, lots of rape, muzzies, begging for money, Kris Jenner, and Roy Harder the anti-Semite. After a fine medley, Dave talks about Jared coming over his house…again, Dave yells about his road rage, yells about Jared running the social media account, and we watch the ESD talent show where the whole cast shows off their “skills.” We get into some Billy Mitchell trivia, see Dave on “America’s Worst Tattoo,” hear about Dave’s upcoming high school reunion and his demands regarding it, Flutesy plays her mystery song, the guys grace us with another song, Dave expresses his hate for Mike Francesa and we hear a clip from his show, Jared becomes a Jewish Nazi, and they celebrate Bob Dylan’s birthday.
Dave kicks off a new show with his monologue that includes stories on Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp, Kylie Jenner, and Mel Gibson, he gives thanks to the vets for Memorial Day, and we hear a sweet ditty from Dave and Roy. After Dave begs for dough, he talks about his porn, we hear Mike Francesa’s take on the killed gorilla Harambe, we find out Jared uses women’s bathrooms and he angrily walks out, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, and the guys dig on Jared a bit more. Dave appoints Stevie “new producer,” he talks about meeting Chris Berman, Roy’s Twitter, “Jared” calls in to defend his Facebook, and Flutesy plays her mystery song. Luis J. Gomez pops in to discuss Jared walking out because of his Facebook, Dave gets into “drunk talk,” and we end this fine day hearing Dave and Roy belt out a few tunes.
ESDS show kicks off with a monologue that includes stories on Hillary Clinton, Wilmer Valderrama, Demi Lovato, and Muhammad Ali, we hear a gorgeous tune, and Dave gives props to new producer Stevie Lew. They talk a little smack on Jared, Dave begs for money, revisits his porn, congratulates his folks on their anniversary, touches on celebrity e-mails, we see a clip of “CHUMS,” and hear Shock Jock Robots take on Muhammad Ali’s death. Jivey takes a seat on Dave’s lap to talk about Muhammad Ali, Dave and Roy put some wack-a-doodle hats on, sing a ditty, dance a jig, sing to Big A, and Flutesy plays her secret song. Flutesy and Dave “dance,” we’re treated to another melody, the audience asks questions, and the gang gets together for the good-bye song. Good-bye. Sweet dreams, kids.
Tonight’s ESDS begins with a monologue of stories about a Macklemore performance gone wrong, the Tony Awards, Trump’s possible slogan change, LinkedIn, and the guys re-wish Big A a happy birthday. Dave explains why Roy is on the Shizer List, we hear Mike Francesa’s hot take on Sting, everyone takes part in an impersonation contest, Sean O. Barry joins the show to drum while Dave croons, and we see a throwback band video. They go on to chat about drug use and some baseball dude named Pujols, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, Flutesy plays her mystery song, G Baby (Germain Lussier) Skype’s in, Dave sings us a tune, we sorta find Nemo, and then we’re treated to the goodbye song. Goodbye.
It’s a summer solstice celebration tonight with Dave discussing his anniversary, the NBA Finals, Anton Yelchin, Paris Jackson, a Golden Girl’s themed restaurant, and aidsy Charlie Sheen. Roy and Dave sing an adorable song, Dave talks about his shrink, trying to do other shows, Earl Douglas makes the Shizer List, we find out about “Roy’s Boy’s,” talk about religion, hear from Shock Jock Robot, and revisit ePuppetry. We hear from Little Davey, Pat Dixon pop in, Dave sings a gorgeous song to him, they chat about (Dave) being banned, threats, and lives (Dave’s) falling apart, and Sean O. Barry joins the party to chat about “those guys” and Albert Poo-holes. Dave and Roy sing a ditty, play an “animal impression” game, Flutesy plays a mystery song, Dave and Roy jam out again, we hear a song from Sean O. Barry’s band “Big Fat Oven,” and we are sung out with the goodbye medley.
Since Roy Harter has been fired, Dave is joined by special musical act Pat Dixon as he delivers a monologue that includes news about Derek Jeter’s marriage, a bull fight gone wrong, the movie Tarzan, Joe Perry’s heart attack, 4th of July sex (not even), and they engage a little singing. Dave gives a few shout-outs, Roy Harter comes in to explain why’s late and Roy and Pat play an incredible ditty together. Roy takes a seat and he and Dave go on to talk about lack of jacking while living with your parents, they sing a sweet medley, we hear Stevie’s texts to Roy, Flutesy plays a mystery song, Dave bitches about lubricant, and we see Roy’s lube commercial. Shock Jock Robot chimes in, we find out it’s opposite day, they talk sex positions, we check in on Dave’s GoFundMe, Dave gives out some “awards,” and Dave strips down and makes it a real a fine day for all.
ESDS is back with a monologue that includes news about Tim Tebow, Kim Kardashian, Dave’s dick hole, Emma Watson, “Black’s Rule,” Taylor Swift Johnny Depp, and Darryl Strawberry. After a song with Roy, the staff gets a harsh warning, we see a video of a fan that got his ESDS shirt, Roy tells us about a Hitler movie, the audience gets introductions, Dave tells everyone about his new couch, his lube-tastic day, and his parents lack of sleep, we see a “prohibited Photoshop from Jimbo,” and the guys croon a tender song. Dave goes through a little Davey Mac Q&A, Shock Jock Robot weighs in on the presidential election, a staffer makes the Shizer List, Dave rants about filters, and Flutesy plays her song. Birthday girl Sharyn calls in, Dave explains his Clooney cut, Dave and Roy chat, sing another ditty, and Kenny and his brother Esteban get in on the singing.
We begin the ESDS with a monologue which includes commentary on the DNC, Ariana Grande singing and licking, a Justin Timberlake slapping, MJ and his essay, Dave’s dick mole (?!?!), a Taylor Swift poll, and Bey. After a tune, Dave chats with Geno Bisconte, we get a Stringsy update, Geno roast battles Stevie, we see ESD on some Irish show, and Dave jerks off Bobo. Not kidding. Dave and Roy sing for us, Flutesy plays her mystery song, the audience interviews the guys, we hear some Osbourne impersonations, Dave pleads to Twitter, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
East Side Dave begins the show tonight with a monologue that consists of news on Draymond Green, Trump’s hair, Melania’s nudes, DJ Paris Hilton, and J. Biebs turning down a gig. After a quick song, Dave bitches about Twitter, we see a clip from Rick Sanchez and the “Shorty Awards,” Dave puts Twitter on the Shizer List, The Irish Cobra hisses at Twitter, and Dave sings a song to Roy. Dave goes on to talk about King of Kong, Finn Balor and his son, they engage in a little Finn Balor action, ESD talks about Big A, being broke and living with his parents, we hear from Shock Jock Robot, and the gang engage in a tune. Dave talks about Albert Pujols, Flutesy plays her mysterious song, we have “tickle time,” Sean O. Barry gives up a gift, we hear a number two ditty, they play “suck or fuck,” Big A takes over, and the gang sings us out.
Tonight Dave’s monologue includes news on A-Rod, the Olympics, Amy Schumer, Tim Tebow, Donald Trump, and R. Kelly. Roy and Dave sing a crazy fast awesome song and they go on to talk about Dave’s texts with Flutesy, we get to know the audience, Dave explains chocolate milk, bitches about Roy’s Twitter, and Dave tries out a new executive producer and host. The boys croon Radiohead, we see Dave’s Snapchat filters, Flutesy plays her flute and they iron out the details of their date, Dave drops some knowledge on us, talks about Orlando Bloom’s dick, A’s some Q’s, and we check in on Carmella Bing.
Tonight on The ESDS, Dave’s monologue includes news on Brendan Dassey, Ryan Lochte, Johnny and Amber, Bon Jovi, Adele, Antonio Cromartie, and A-Rod. After a sweet suicide song, Dave goes on to talk about hunky Joseph Gordon Levitt, he bitches at and about Roy, we see and hear a clip of Dave from NYCCR, and see some Flutesy bikini pics. Dave questions Flutesy, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, we’re treated to another song, hear Flutesy’s mystery song, the guys have drunk talk, Billy Mitchell Skypes in, and the boys sing us out.
Tonight Dave starts off waxing on Kenny Baker and delivers a monologue that includes news on Ryan Lochte, Napster’s Sean Parker, Michael J. Fox, Lou Pearlman, and Blake Shelton. Andi Gutierrez Skypes in to talk about all things Star Wars and play a game, Dave goes on to berate Roy for his Star Wars playing skills, he berates Flutesy for her evening, and the guys sing us a sweet song. We hear from Shock Jock Robot, Dave gets some gifts, we watch reaction videos, they make their own reaction video, and they sing out this real fine day.
ESDS is back and tonight’s monologue includes the latest on Johnny Manziel, Daniel Craig, a Freddy Mercury asteroid, Colin Kaepernick, Donald Trump, Tom Hanks as Sully, “back to school,” and Obama. Dave and Roy sing us into Dave reminiscing on his road to get verified, the crew offers Dave gifts, we find out Dave got busted jerking off, see a #TBT video, and hear from Shock Jock Robot. We’re treated to a conga line, watch Bobo bomb at Citi Field and get a second chance, Roy tells us about his buddy Keith Richards, Flutesy plays her mystery song, we hear people hate the ESDS reaction video, do a little Davey Mac Q&A, and are treated to another ditty because damn it’s been a real fine day.
Tonight Dave’s monologue includes news on Bel Biv Devoe, “National Video Game Day,” Twitter games, Tom Brady, Donald Trump, the Baltimore Orioles, curling, and we get the latest on Dave’s dick. Roy and Dave sing us into some ideas from Dave’s dad, we hear about a possible Star Wars episode, there’s some controversy revolving around Stevie, and the Irish Cobra comes out to spit his venom. We hear from Shock Jock Robot, Flutesy plays a song, we find out Roy is Anti-American, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
Tonight on the ESDS, Dave is joined by new keyboarder Ben Ratner and begins with news on Chris Christie, Angela Lansbury, talk like a pirate day, and elderly George Bush’s presidential endorsement. After a quick tune, Dave talks some suicide and sports, we see a rather sexual picture of Flutesy, Dave and Rat sing a song, we get to the bottom of “Rat and Flutesy,” Dave talks about calling his ex, his rub and almost tug, his “fucket list,” and “The East Side Dave Star Wars Spectacular.” Flutesy plays a song, we watch the 2012 video for “Forget Tom Brady,” hear about Dave’s Periscope show, the audience asks Dave questions, Dave shows us his grody foot, and we hear about Dave’s latest therapy session. We also see little Ben on some Elmo holiday show, Dave professes his love to Bobo’s ass, and we learn some details on Dave’s future funeral.
East Side Dave beings the show with a monologue that includes talk about last night’s debate, Lucifer and his army, a third-party candidate, a shooter in Houston, the Knicks, pot brownies, a possible Will & Grace reunion, and a possible retirement from Opie. Roy and Dave sing us into news about Dave’s upcoming Star Wars episode, we hear from Shock Jock Robot, Dave talks about pissing in cups and his daughter’s dream future career (unrelated), he discusses Photoshop’s, the crew does a talent show, and we hear some Truck Drivin’ Man. Roy has some Roy rage, Flutesy plays her mystery song, Dave plays a Star Wars game (shout out to Poster Posse), Dave talks about Vin Scully, and rants about his time at SiriusXM through music.
The EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW proudly presents STAR WARS! Directed by "East Side" Dave McDonald, this motion picture event (which was shot in just three hours) recreates the 1977 classic movie with Compound Media stars Anthony Cumia, Gavin McInnes, Pat Dixon, Geno Bisconte, and the cast of the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW! Subscribe to the world's greatest new visual and audio platform, https://www.CompoundMedia.com/, today! It's the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW....may the HISS be with you! Starring: "East Side" Dave McDonald.........Luke Skywalker Anthony Cumia.............................Darth Vader Gavin McInnes..............................C-3PO Pat Dixon......................................Obi-Wan Kenobi Geno Bisconte..............................Rebel Commander(s) Roy Harter.....................................Han Solo Flutesy...........................................Princess Leia Stevie Lew.....................................Chewbacca the Wookie Mountain Dew Andrew.................Grand Moff Tarkin Bobo..............................................R2-D2 Brian..............................................Wedge Antilles Gabriella........................................Aunt Beru Garrett...........................................Uncle Owen Ari..................................................Imperial Commander(s) John..............................................Intercom voice Edited by......................................John Musical Score.............................Roy Harter (inspired by songs from John Williams) Characters and Story..................George Lucas Directed By.................................."East Side" Dave McDonald
Tonight on the ESDS, Dave talks about the presidential debate, Ken Bone, polling and holes, Kim Kardashian’s rape (?!), his bookie, and his mommy’s birthday. Dave talks about the Star Wars Spectacular and after a sweet ditty, he thanks everyone for their involvement in it, Anthony Cumia comes in to tickle some ivory (of sorts) and Dave thanks him for helping with the Star Wars Spectacular, they also discuss Dave’s jerk off sessions, realllly close calls, and ways to die. Anthony exits and Roy and Dave give us an impromptu song, Dave tells everyone he wants birthday gifts (November 1st), he talks more about Ken Bone, Flutesy’s absence, Pedro Martinez, we see a major lack of Roy rage, and hear a bit of Traveling Wilburys. We see a Roy “Photoshop,” Dave talks about some possible ill-will (HELLLLO!!), sings a few jingles, Roy addresses his feud with Gavin, they discuss the Star Wars Spectacular once again, and they take us out dance party style.
Dave begins the show talking about Amy Schumer, Justice League, Miranda Kerr, Russell Crowe, Azealia Banks, and Bey’s bloody ear. After two quick jams, Dave talks to Flutesy about buttholes, Shock Jock Robot chimes in on the election, Dave yaps about Pepper and his birthday, threatens the audience, we see Mike Francesa get pranked, and Dave talks about his son. After Dave gives his two cents, Flutesy plays a mystery song, a caller talks to Mike Francesa, we’re treated to another song, the gang makes a new reaction video, we find out about a possible lawsuit, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
Tonight on the big ESDS birthday bonanza, Dave’s monologue includes news on Dave’s bike accident and grody ear, the final debate, getting caught jerking it once again, Hillary’s wardrobe, Kylie’s plump lips, a Taylor Swift anniversary, and we get played out with a tune. Dave talks about the World Series, Irwin Davis sings Dave a song, Dave receives gifts, Irwin Davis plays another ditty, we hear some Trump impressions, Dave gives his two cents, get another song by Irwin, and Dave tried to mack to Flutesy.
Flutesy's Birthday Show
On tonight’s JFK episode, Dave’s monologue covers more jerking off, being thankful for jerk booths, a lack of checks, Kanye West sucking at life, John Lennon’s letter to Paul McCartney, we hear a quick ditty, and Dave goes on to talk about Good Fellas, and Pat Dixon chimes in on JFK’s murder. The gang talks turkey, topless marches, Doritos, a few callers give their two cents on who killed JFK, they discuss putting things in their asses, more guesses on who killed JFK, we hear another tune, Roy does “stand-up,” and Ron Bennington calls in to talk some smack on Dave, on Dave’s new gal, and small dicks (Dave). Dave shares his Mike Francesa theory, Shock Jock Robot offers one of his own, Dave sings a song that is not a game, plays the inch game, offers up Flutesy’s mouth, puts Chris Jericho on the Shizer List, solves the “who killed JFK” mystery, talks jizz and breaking dicks, fixes Big A’s stutter, and we see some stoney texts from Roy.
A pissed off Dave starts off with a monologue that covers a New Kids on the Block slip and fall, Alfonso Ribeiro complaining, Kendall Jenner complaining, Trump’s new hat, Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman divorcing, and John Travolta as Robert Shapiro. After a quick ditty, Dave goes on to talk Roy being a liar, Amber Heard’s PSA, his “pot brain” and love of lipstick, Dave challenges Flutesy, talks about how he finishes on buses, we hear from Hitler, and see a pic of Dave from Thanksgiving. We are introduced to the “Schöne List, Hitler chimes back in, we hear another tune, Dave does some Q&A’s, Flutesy plays a mystery song, we hear Mike Francesa’s thoughts on breast pumping, Dave quizzes Roy on sports, and after another tune, Dave wraps singing about what a real fine day it’s been.
Tonight’s ESDS monologue includes news on Lady Gaga, Madonna, and SKKKKRRRT…wait a minute. Ron Bennington comes in and stops the show to play a little guessing game with Dave with a mystery guest, CHRIS STANLEY! Dave, Ron, Chris, and Roy go on to talk about way too much stuff to mention and treat us to plenty of songs during this reunion show. Jimmy Mac also Skypes in to chat about Star Wars. In all, you don’t want to miss this ESDS.
Tonight Dave’s monologue covers Instagram celebrities, related celebrities, Trump meeting with Al Gore, Westworld, the ESDS Star Wars being snubbed by the Golden Globes, and hashtags you can use to fight back against the GG. After a quick ditty, Dave gets creepy with Guitarsey, talks about getting busted watching porn, attempts to find a new place to live, reads through a few Flutsey tweets, just sayin’, we see some fan art, and Dave expresses his outrage at Anthony Cumia getting a ticket. The gang reminisces over 2016, Stevie and Flutesy get in a fight, Roy gets Roy rage, we’re treated to slow jam, see a stupid dancing and rapping kid, Flutesy plays a song, Dave talks about his new boo, tells us about his demand to Christian Brothers Academy, and the audience asks questions.
Tonight the greatest of all time’s monologue is all about Christmas, Chris Stanley joins the boys and they treat us to a holiday melody, they discuss last week’s Comedy 101, the old Shizer List, Dave’s new broad, a possible double date with Dave and Pepper, and Sam Roberts on WWE Roadblock: End of the Line Kickoff. Dave and Pepper talk Star Wars, we see fake “Chums,” watch the real “Chums,” Dave talks about whores, they sing us another ditty, revisit ESD at the Shorty Awards, discuss jerking, and we find out that Doritos will not be having a commercial during this year’s Super Bowl. The audience participates in some Q’s and A’s, Dave talks more about jerking, we check out Don Twittles, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, and they sing us out for the year.
The ESDS is back and after Dave curses out 2016, talks about 2017 catch-phrases and dead celebs, we hear a song, Dave berates Guitarsy, talks about his Compound Media contract, Flutesy is just sayin’, Dave yaps about Ric and Charlotte Flair and some WWE dude named Christian, and we hear from Shock Jock Robot. We find out who’s on the Shizer List, the guys sing a song for Carrie Fisher, Dave professes his love for drugs, plays a throwback clip of him wrestling on Ron & Fez, reads a letter from his rival “Midnight Rider,” Flutesy plays the flute, and Jimmy Mac from Rebel Force Radio Skypes in to talk about Star Wars.
On tonight’s ESDS Dave’s monologue includes stories about Meryl Streep, Trump’s thoughts on the overrated, Clemson beating Alabama, the latest on Kim Kardashian’s robbery, jerking off, the racist Golden Globes, and of course, more jerking. After a quick tune, Dave berates the cast, talks about weed candy, the things that Vincent D’Onofrio is just sayin, Dave fires back with what he’s just sayin’, we hear some Sleeves, Stevie gets reprimanded, and we hear Stan McDonald’s thoughts on the Midnight Rider. We hear from a few callers, Roy gets the rage, Dave reminisces about baseball and Young Arthur MacCarthur, Flutesy plays her flute, we’re treated to another ditty, Dave talks about Chris Berman, they break into song, Dave gives his two cents, talks about Mike Francesa, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
The greatest of all time East Side Dave begins with a monologue about president-elect Donald Trump, Lindsay Buckinham and Christine McVie, MLK Day, Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka dying, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson. Dave talks about the Midnight Rider, shits on Bitmoji, Dave and Roy fight over a cab, Shock Jock Robot chimes in on MLK Day, the boys sing us a ditty, Flutesy gets scolded, and Dave talks about his dad. They play a “rapid fire” game, Flutesy plays her flute, Roy gets rage, The Midnight Rider takes over The ESDS, he gives us “The Rider’s Two Cents,” and sings us out before Dave gets back, he puts everyone on thin ice, and then Dave becomes a hologram.
The ESDS starts with Dave's monologue about Darth Trump before they break into "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard". We hear a clip of Mike Francesa rambling about playing the play over and over, then Dave tells his Candy Man story. The guys play "Simple Song" before a Crazy Puerto Rican Woman Plays the Flute. Kurt Angle calls in and Dave asks him about his rivals, creating his character, and if he'll be in the next Royal Rumble before playing the ESDS Wrestling Entrance Song Contest. Damn It's Been a Real Fine Day.
Tonight ESD’s monologue includes news on Winona Ryder at the SAG Awards, Mischa Barton’s meltdown, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s thoughts on Donald Trump, the New England Patriots being extra hateable, an all-female Ocean’s 11, and several douche bags skipping the Grammys. After a quick jam, the audience asks Dave questions, Stevie (sorta) does stand-up, Brian impersonates Stevie, Dave talks about entertaining offers, Shock Jock Robot chimes in, some lovely ladies play a dating game with Dave, Dave gifts everyone with a song, and Roy gets a gift of his own.
After a monologue that consists of news on the Super Bowl, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and his hot wife, Kate Upton, and a dude that tastes music, we hear a quick tune, Dave vows to fuck with Roy, and we see some secret footage of Dave’s dad. Pat Dixon stops by to tickle a little ivory, Flutesy tells us about her vacation, we find out what offends Bobo, Dave talks about podcasts, Stevie gets bashed, and EJ from “Rated M Radio” calls in to shit on Stevie. Dave does a spot-on impression, Shock Jock robot chimes in, we’re treated to another song, Dave gives us his two cents, we find out Arby’s likes Dave, they chat about Valentine’s Day, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
Dave is back on V-Day yapping about Playboy bringing back nudity, hella homeowning Johnny Depp, Nick Cannon quitting AGT, a black Bachelorette, and Hannah and Derek Jeter expecting a baby. After a tune, we see a text from Roy to Dave, Dave talks about losing a bet, makes a deal with audience members, discusses a prize at his radio station WRAT, Stevie gets put on timeout, Flutesy explains her lateness, Shock Jock Robot has his say, and we check out an audience member’s tits (of sorts). Dave hits on a gal in the audience, Bobo updates us on his love life, Guitarsey gets some shit, we hear another ditty, see an “angry cover band leader,” Flutesy plays her flute and gets put on timeout, we find out Dave’s Dad wants on the show, Dave talks about heroin and AIDS, Stevie and Flutesy rehash a fight, and damn it’s been a real fine Valentine’s Day.
Tonight ESD is joined by Pat Dixon with a monologue that includes news on Kyrie Irving, Red Hot Chili Peppers scoop, Alex Trebek, Donald Trump’s golf game, Angelina Jolie eating bugs, David Cassidy, and we’re treated to a song at the tail end. Dave and Pat debate Pearl Jam and Stranger Things, Dave talks about his international jerking off, Pat talks about his multiple marriages and divorces, Sean O. Barry joins the party and they share a few laughs over Albert Pujols, they sing a ditty, and we hear the latest with Dave’s dad. Dave talks to the audience, Flutesy plays her flute, they chat about sexual escapades, Pat tells us about a multiple stabbing ended by Joe Lozito, they talk about the ESDS Star Wars movie, Dave tells jokes, and then Dave tries to get Flutesy to stop pouting.
On tonight’s episode of the ESDS, Dave’s monologue includes news on the Oscars, a confederate flag birthday, and Mohamed Sanu’s thoughts on this year’s Super Bowl halftime, we hear from baby Hitlins, and Dave talks about all the people who have stolen from him. After we hear from Shock Jock Robot, Dave bitches about unread e-mails, we’re treated to a jam, Roy talks about making out with Chrissie Hynde, Martin Scorsese calls in, Asian Pat Dixon walk in looking like a fucking lion, Dave talks genitals, and he updates us on his dad. Dave tries to find out Roy’s worth, goes off about Oscar snubs, comes up with a groundbreaking idea, Flutesy gets a major ribbing, plays her flute, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
On this episode of the ESDS, Mr. Champion Dave begins talking about Danny Masterson the rapist, the gays, Richard Simmons, LeBron the pussy and Steph Curry also, pussy, an Overboard remake, Ben Carson, Emma Watson’s pubes, and we’re treated to a sweet jam. We get an update on Dave’s dad, hear a song from Gourmet Simple, see progressively high Dave, Flutesy and Stevie get schooled in Roy’s Cool School, we listen to Mike Francesa explain Uber, and hear a Sean O. Barry original. After another tune, Dave wishes Roy a happy birthday, Flutesy plays the flute, Dave gets political with his Two Cents, we hear from Shock Jock Robot, and there is a possible CIA interference.
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with East Side Dave and crew.
Tonight Dave starts off with a monologue that covers kids crying, Nicky Minaj and jerking off to Nicky Minaj, Chuck Berry, Rob Lowe’s lack of a career, Gwyneth Paltrow, Martha Stewart’s dead bro, and Donald Trump. After we’re on a road to nowhere, we find out Dave did some jerking (SHOCKING!!), they talk brackets, St. Patrick’s Day, a Mike Francesa and Mad Dog “30 for 30,” Roy threatens Dave, Flutesy gets a verbal lashing, and everyone competes in the “East Side Dave Olympics.” We’re treated to a sweet ditty, see “Chuck Berry with poopy camera,” hear from Shock Jock Robot, Flutesy plays the flute, and they talk about a WWE violation. We listen to an ESDS fan song, Dave questions his beard, talks about over tipping, and they wrap discussing jizz flavoring.
The East Side Dave Show is back with the greatest of all-time Dave McDonald has a monologue that includes news on Quentin Tarantino, Brad Pitt, Apple’s new update, the Raiders big move, and J-Lo and Alex Rodriguez possibly tying the knot. After a sweet song, Dave talks about being a helpful smoker, shits on Flutesy’s “just sayin” and puts her on the Shizer List, we find out Jimbo thinks Flutesy looks like a dude, Bobo chimes in, and Dave shits on Flutesy a bit more. We hear from Shock Jock Robot, Dave goes off on Flutesy again, we’re treated to another song, Dave talks about his dad doing his taxes and his thoughts on old fashion three-point shots and the mob, we find out Bobo isn’t offended, and the Bobes sings a song dedicated to his mama. Dave bashes Flutesy again, Flutesy plays the flute, we see a clip of DTV’s Pranksters, Roy talks about his Emmy noms, we find out Amber Heard is bi-sexy, Dave threatens Hulu, and the guys sing a fire song before singing us out for the night.
