On tonight’s episode of the ESDS, Dave’s monologue includes news on the Oscars, a confederate flag birthday, and Mohamed Sanu’s thoughts on this year’s Super Bowl halftime, we hear from baby Hitlins, and Dave talks about all the people who have stolen from him. After we hear from Shock Jock Robot, Dave bitches about unread e-mails, we’re treated to a jam, Roy talks about making out with Chrissie Hynde, Martin Scorsese calls in, Asian Pat Dixon walk in looking like a fucking lion, Dave talks genitals, and he updates us on his dad. Dave tries to find out Roy’s worth, goes off about Oscar snubs, comes up with a groundbreaking idea, Flutesy gets a major ribbing, plays her flute, and damn, it’s been a real fine day.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| "East Side" Dave McDonald | Writer | ||
| Roy Harter | Writer | ||
| Stevie Lew | Director |