Wheeler-dealer Danny buys cheap at auctions in the North and sells with a decent mark-up at car-boot sales down South. But he runs into problems when his latest purchase, a stuffed Newfoundland caribou head, fails to fetch what he thinks it's worth. Welshmen Ieuan and Kern try their luck at a south London auction house famous for selling off lost luggage - the only thing is, punters aren't allowed to look inside the suitcases before bidding - and novice trader Val makes a purchase that leads her to the front door of a famous 1970s footballer