A precious diamond has gone missing before it is installed at the Scott Bayo Museum of Fine Art, and Butch Patterson is hired to find the rock by the insurance agents. Blanche DuMaurier joins the hunt as she attempts to convict her arch-enemy Tommy Rubella of something.
Part 2 of Jewel Heist.
Rubella's significant other, Debbie Hitler disguises herself in a wig and calls herself "Madam X." She hires Butch to determine the real cause of death of one of her suitors, suspecting Tommy. Blanche follows Butch hoping to get more evidence on Rubella.
Butch finds the axe-killer and then goes out to celebrate.
Debbie and Butch go out for a midnight picnic with a twist ... Rubella is stalking them with a pickaxe.
Butch is hired by a rich woman who wants to solve the murder of her husband. The stiff is Vance Van VanDerVan, and Blanche suspects Rubella is involved.
Butch dons leather chaps and bares his Shirley-Temple tattooed ass while working undercover in a Sadomasochism leather bar. Blanche exposes her cleavage while retaining her dignity.
Blanche DuMaurier and Debbie Hitler strike a deal but Debbie double crosses Blanche. Tommy gets into the drug running business and Butch steals a new suit.
Butch is celebrating closing his latest case when a new femme fatale shows up. After a spirited drinking contest Butch agrees to take her case. Butch is set up by his Mom and she collects his back rent.
Butch cons Blanche into being his dance partner so he can expose the seedy steroid and drug fuelled underbelly of dance marathon competitions being rigged by Tommy Rubella.
Butch plays pool for booze and has the unfortunate luck of stumbling across Frank the man whose life he has ruined by endless crank calls over the past decade. Frank chases Butch around the city trying to kill him.
Tommy Rubella has been fixing the reading drive and Butch is hired by a concerned parent. Butch goes undercover as a French foreign exchange student in a grade five public school class.
Vance returns from the dead to expose Tommy for double crossing Debbie who was double crossing Blanche who was being set-up by Butch who was double crossing Tommy. Then Vance dies again.
Butch gets a new office and is reacquainted with his friends. Debbie and Tommy find a new partner in crime. Jasmine thinks she saw her late husband, Vance.
Jasmine uses Vance's supposed reappearance to threaten Butch and Tommy. Blanche gets a new partner who is actually a spy.
Debbie's mysterious brother Simon is laid to rest. Butch sees Ingrid again. Blanche and Butch exchange information about Vance.
A jilted bride hires Butch to find her missing fiance. Debbie, Tommy and The Swede have a meeting about Vance's questionable reappearance. Ingrid helps Butch solve a case, while he's laid up in the hospital with a gunshot wound.
The Swede misleads Blanche into a potentially dangerous situation, which instead, turns to romance. Mona meets Vance, who persuades her to let him rummage through Butch's office.
Tommy and Debbie are upset that The Swede wasn't able to eliminate Blanche. Butch goes undercover in a trendy clothing store to help find a thief amongst the staff. Vance confronts Debbie.
Butch tricks Stephanie into spilling the beans on her embezzlement scam. Blanche and The Swede wind up in bed. Butch and Debbie renew their friendship at the lakeside.
All the major players except for Butch and Blanche meet to discuss Simon's money, while Mona secretly listens in. Blanche learns from her editor that The Swede works for Tommy and Debbie.
Butch and Mona have a date. Mona grills Butch to find out more about Simon. The Swede fesses up to Blanche about what is really going on. Debbie forces Tommy to take his new "medication" which gives her more control of his empire.
The mayor is found dead, but The Swede didn't do it as was planned. Roz and The Swede realize that they are both working for Tommy Rubella. Tommy and Jasmine form a partnership.
Roz spills the beans to Blanche about everything. A minister hires Butch to look into the mayor's death. Jasmine tries to convince Butch to kill Vance.
Everything comes to a head as everyone ends up in Butch's office. The final confrontation about just what has been going on is underway.
Skip ahead a few months to find that Blanche has won a a journalism award for exposing Tommy and his evil empire. Butch and The Swede are there to support her.
Blanche bails Butch out of jail and they spend most of the night drinking in a motel bar.
Butch takes a case finding two missing porn stars. Jasmine convinces Vance to implicate Debbie instead of Tommy.
The case against Tommy is thrown out since Vance recanted his testimony. The cop protecting Vance gives him the idea to write a book about Tommy and Debbie's criminal empire. Tommy files for divorce from Debbie. Butch loses a kidney in a poker game.
Butch poses as a marriage counsellor to find out if his client's husband still loves her.
Butch poses as a senior citizen to expose a drug and gambling ring.
Butch takes on a new case. It's missing person sort of thing, kind of.
Butch hires a co-op student who reluctantly helps him with a case.
Butch remembers where Simon's cabin is, but he and Blanche are taken hostage by a fugitive on the way.
Butch agrees to help Mike prove his innocence.
To solve a murder case, Butch must enter a modelling contest.
Butch is hired my a Canadian soap opera star to save her job.
Vance hires Butch to get his manuscript back from Tommy.
Butch turns Blanche into the police for a hundred dollars.