All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 The Jewel Heist (1)

    • February 27, 1999

    A precious diamond has gone missing before it is installed at the Scott Bayo Museum of Fine Art, and Butch Patterson is hired to find the rock by the insurance agents. Blanche DuMaurier joins the hunt as she attempts to convict her arch-enemy Tommy Rubella of something.

  • S01E02 The Jewel Heist (2)

    • March 6, 1999

    Part 2 of Jewel Heist.

  • S01E03 The Hit

    • March 13, 1999

    Rubella's significant other, Debbie Hitler disguises herself in a wig and calls herself "Madam X." She hires Butch to determine the real cause of death of one of her suitors, suspecting Tommy. Blanche follows Butch hoping to get more evidence on Rubella.

  • S01E04 Call Him Ishmail

    • March 20, 1999

    Butch finds the axe-killer and then goes out to celebrate.

  • S01E05 Losing It

    • March 27, 1999

    Debbie and Butch go out for a midnight picnic with a twist ... Rubella is stalking them with a pickaxe.

  • S01E06 The Dinner Party

    • April 3, 1999

    Butch is hired by a rich woman who wants to solve the murder of her husband. The stiff is Vance Van VanDerVan, and Blanche suspects Rubella is involved.

  • S01E07 The Affair

    • April 10, 1999

    Butch dons leather chaps and bares his Shirley-Temple tattooed ass while working undercover in a Sadomasochism leather bar. Blanche exposes her cleavage while retaining her dignity.

  • S01E08 Strike One

    • April 17, 1999

    Blanche DuMaurier and Debbie Hitler strike a deal but Debbie double crosses Blanche. Tommy gets into the drug running business and Butch steals a new suit.

  • S01E09 Mom

    • April 24, 1999

    Butch is celebrating closing his latest case when a new femme fatale shows up. After a spirited drinking contest Butch agrees to take her case. Butch is set up by his Mom and she collects his back rent.

  • S01E10 The Dance Contest

    • May 1, 1999

    Butch cons Blanche into being his dance partner so he can expose the seedy steroid and drug fuelled underbelly of dance marathon competitions being rigged by Tommy Rubella.

  • S01E11 The Chase

    • May 8, 1999

    Butch plays pool for booze and has the unfortunate luck of stumbling across Frank the man whose life he has ruined by endless crank calls over the past decade. Frank chases Butch around the city trying to kill him.

  • S01E12 The Reading Drive

    • May 15, 1999

    Tommy Rubella has been fixing the reading drive and Butch is hired by a concerned parent. Butch goes undercover as a French foreign exchange student in a grade five public school class.

  • S01E13 The Wrath of Vance

    • May 22, 1999

    Vance returns from the dead to expose Tommy for double crossing Debbie who was double crossing Blanche who was being set-up by Butch who was double crossing Tommy. Then Vance dies again.

Season 2

  • S02E01 The Return of Vance

    • February 12, 2000

    Butch gets a new office and is reacquainted with his friends. Debbie and Tommy find a new partner in crime. Jasmine thinks she saw her late husband, Vance.

  • S02E02 Head Wound

    • February 19, 2000

    Jasmine uses Vance's supposed reappearance to threaten Butch and Tommy. Blanche gets a new partner who is actually a spy.

  • S02E03 Debbie Gets a Trout

    • February 26, 2000

    Debbie's mysterious brother Simon is laid to rest. Butch sees Ingrid again. Blanche and Butch exchange information about Vance.

  • S02E04 Altar, He Go

    • March 4, 2000

    A jilted bride hires Butch to find her missing fiance. Debbie, Tommy and The Swede have a meeting about Vance's questionable reappearance. Ingrid helps Butch solve a case, while he's laid up in the hospital with a gunshot wound.

  • S02E05 The Stake-Out

    • March 11, 2000

    The Swede misleads Blanche into a potentially dangerous situation, which instead, turns to romance. Mona meets Vance, who persuades her to let him rummage through Butch's office.

  • S02E06 The Ties That Bind

    • March 18, 2000

    Tommy and Debbie are upset that The Swede wasn't able to eliminate Blanche. Butch goes undercover in a trendy clothing store to help find a thief amongst the staff. Vance confronts Debbie.

  • S02E07 Old Lady Digthorpe

    • March 25, 2000

    Butch tricks Stephanie into spilling the beans on her embezzlement scam. Blanche and The Swede wind up in bed. Butch and Debbie renew their friendship at the lakeside.

  • S02E08 The Big Meeting

    • April 1, 2000

    All the major players except for Butch and Blanche meet to discuss Simon's money, while Mona secretly listens in. Blanche learns from her editor that The Swede works for Tommy and Debbie.

  • S02E09 Birds, Booze and Gas

    • April 8, 2000

    Butch and Mona have a date. Mona grills Butch to find out more about Simon. The Swede fesses up to Blanche about what is really going on. Debbie forces Tommy to take his new "medication" which gives her more control of his empire.

  • S02E10 The Duel Of The Idiots

    • April 15, 2000

    The mayor is found dead, but The Swede didn't do it as was planned. Roz and The Swede realize that they are both working for Tommy Rubella. Tommy and Jasmine form a partnership.

  • S02E11 The Beginning of the End

    • April 22, 2000

    Roz spills the beans to Blanche about everything. A minister hires Butch to look into the mayor's death. Jasmine tries to convince Butch to kill Vance.

  • S02E12 The Plan Underway

    • April 29, 2000

    Everything comes to a head as everyone ends up in Butch's office. The final confrontation about just what has been going on is underway.

  • S02E13 The Plan Revealed

    • May 6, 2000

    Skip ahead a few months to find that Blanche has won a a journalism award for exposing Tommy and his evil empire. Butch and The Swede are there to support her.

Season 3

  • S03E01 An Affair to Forget

    • November 8, 2000

    Blanche bails Butch out of jail and they spend most of the night drinking in a motel bar.

  • S03E02 Fresh Tarts

    • November 15, 2000

    Butch takes a case finding two missing porn stars. Jasmine convinces Vance to implicate Debbie instead of Tommy.

  • S03E03 Ante Up

    • November 22, 2000

    The case against Tommy is thrown out since Vance recanted his testimony. The cop protecting Vance gives him the idea to write a book about Tommy and Debbie's criminal empire. Tommy files for divorce from Debbie. Butch loses a kidney in a poker game.

  • S03E04 Shrinking Heads

    • November 29, 2000

    Butch poses as a marriage counsellor to find out if his client's husband still loves her.

  • S03E05 Alley Oops

    • December 6, 2000

    Butch poses as a senior citizen to expose a drug and gambling ring.

  • S03E06 Snapsy Come Home

    • December 13, 2000

    Butch takes on a new case. It's missing person sort of thing, kind of.

  • S03E07 Those Who Can't, Teach

    • December 20, 2000

    Butch hires a co-op student who reluctantly helps him with a case.

  • S03E08 Oh Yea (1)

    • December 27, 2000

    Butch remembers where Simon's cabin is, but he and Blanche are taken hostage by a fugitive on the way.

  • S03E09 Oh Yea (2)

    • January 3, 2001

    Butch agrees to help Mike prove his innocence.

  • S03E10 Hepcat on the Catwalk

    • January 10, 2001

    To solve a murder case, Butch must enter a modelling contest.

  • S03E11 I, Thadius

    • January 17, 2001

    Butch is hired my a Canadian soap opera star to save her job.

  • S03E12 How to Make Love

    • January 24, 2001

    Vance hires Butch to get his manuscript back from Tommy.

  • S03E13 The End of It All

    • January 31, 2001

    Butch turns Blanche into the police for a hundred dollars.