An actor visiting the firm to research a part in a TV show turns out to be a bully from Sam's high school days.
When a new parking spot becomes available in the underground garage, Sam and Clark compete head-to-head for it.
Sam, who is a religious agnostic but is half-Jewish in heritage, decides to start wearing a yarmulke to cover his bald spot, and to stay home from work on Jewish holidays.
While Sam looks forward to a Star Wars marathon, Clark looks forward to a new shipment of office chairs.
Sam and Clark become obsessed with a miniature foosball game, while Robin gets a surprise after deciding to break up with her boyfriend Tim.
After Clark talks Sam into using the handicapped-only bathroom, he gets caught by Fagen's disabled nephew and is sent for sensitivity training.
Sam and Clark both fall for Marta, the Hispanic maid. Clark attempts to seduce her by speaking in Spanish, while Sam uses chocolate-covered almonds.
Sam is surprised when a co-worker he barely knows asks him to be the best man at his upcoming wedding.
Robin is depressed on her birthday, even after Murray throws her a surprise party. Sam loses big to Fagen in a poker game.
When it is rumored that Robin is pregnant, she decides to pretend that it is Clark’s baby to check out the firm's maternity package. Meanwhile, Sam pretends to have cancer.
Sam is chosen as the legal news presenter for a business-oriented TV show. Robin is revealed to be a former movie "scream queen."
It's time for the firm's annual spiritual retreat.
After Clark turns a boring story of Sam's into a hit one-liner, Sam tries to do the same. Meanwhile, Robin pretends to be an alcoholic so she can use AA for networking.
Clark seeks revenge on the wasp that stung him, while Sam tries to protect it. Meanwhile, Robin uncovers a secretarial plot after declining to contribute money for a baby-shower gift.
Robin's displeasure at the peer review she got from Clark escalates into a prank war. Meanwhile, when Sam doesn't receive any such evaluation, he worries that he's about to be fired.
Clark tries to find out who is stealing his lunch. Meanwhile, Robin tries to prove to Sam and Clark that she does not hate other women, and Sam loses his office to Vic.
Sam tries to motivate Clark by getting him a pet hamster, but the office is unprepared for the emotions that are released. Meanwhile, Robin tries to write a children's book.
A medical evaluation makes Clark think he is going to die soon. Meanwhile, while playing hide and seek in the heating vents, Sam overhears news about a problem with a major company deal.
In an effort to win a $500 bet made with Clark, Sam weasels a deal with Maxine. He pledges to split the winnings with her if she dates him, but quickly realizes that there may be more to Maxine than meets the eye. Clark decides that his food cravings are unbearable and hastily trades Millie for a snack. However, he quickly learns that life without Millie is no life at all. Robin finds it impossible to concentrate without the usual noises around the office.
When a new firewall threatens the sanity of everyone at Fagen & Harrison, Sam befriends the I.T guys, Stacey and Keach. But Clarke becomes embroiled in a battle that leaves him at the mercy of Keach. After discovering that she has a powerful pitch, Robin joins the firm's softball team.
After dropping Fagen's prized war photo into an aquarium, Robin attempts to remedy the situation by recreating the photo with the help of Sam. Meanwhile Clark, deals with a crisis of his own when he is exposed in the company calendar. Clark goes to outrageous lengths to rid himself of his newly coined nickname, "Lil Nut."
When Robin refuses to turn over a joint to Clark for his enjoyment, Clark retaliates by telling Kaplan that Robin has a drug problem. Instead of reprimanding Robin for her drug use, Kaplan mistakes Robin for a dealer, asking her to hook him up. Sam is forced to dress up in a pigeon costume for Fagen's Children's Charity. Things go horribly wrong when Suzie, the liaison for Fagen's charity, mistakes him for a furry.
Clark returns home from a holiday to discover that his father has entered him in the electioneering for City Council. His campaign hits a snag when his opponent starts a smear campaign. Determined to win, Clark pretends to be gay to get media attention and community support. Clark Sr. traps Sam in an elevator after he refuses to press the lobby button for him.
After hearing that Sam wasn't happy with his office artwork, Vic generously gives him some artwork of his own, forcing Sam to feign a profound appreciation of the borrowed art. Fagen and Harrison initiates mandatory lie detector testing for all its employees, resulting in Sam and Clark learning some surprising news about Robin.
Tired of watching men get promoted over her, Robin invents a fictitious male lawyer, Allen McBeal. Her plan backfires when Millie develops feelings for Allen. Sam is ecstatic when film producer Leonard St. Cross wants to make his movie, but has second thoughts when the film begins to move in a more adult direction.
Having never had the chicken pox, Clark tries desperately, and fails miserably, to quarantine himself when an outbreak reaches employees at Fagen and Harrison. Robin looks forward to the tropical vacation she's been awarded for billing the most hours at the firm, but is unpleasantly surprised when all she gets is an old fashioned roasting.