Showgirls invite Larry to dinner.
Melissa has a crush on baby-sitter Frankie.
Stacy's date with an old friend has Larry beside himself.
A miffed and drunken Bert hires a hitman to kill Larry.
Larry fixes up Bert with a date.
Frankie falls for Memphis.
A thieving bear ruins the boys' Thanksgiving retreat.
Spiritual Bert renounces worldly pleasures.