A mad scientist introduces himself to us ("Come! I show you around!") and explains his specialty is crossing things ("I cross a pine mit a apple and I get a pineapple!"). His biggest ambition is cross his pet ape with something but doesn't know what. Enter Woody who comes to his door selling magazines.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cal Howard | Writer | ||
| Sid Marcus | Director |