Another week, another ad! Jason's kids can now eat, and David can order more Postmates. Speaking of Postmates, Jason admits to ordering David food from there, even if he himself isn't hungry, so he doesn't get yelled at for having a bad Gogurt selection. Also, is it ridiculous for celebrities to make rules that forbid their staff from interacting with them? Plus, a building ruined David's fireworks experience, David tells Jason about why he can't leave the country, Jason got his chest waxed, and David remembers the story of a pinecone fight gone awry, which landed his best friend on crutches for a couple of years.