Vids reviewed: * Murder in a blue world * A star is porn * Apt pupil * Vinnie Jones’ great balls of fire * Johnny Vaughan’s all the rage * Frankie Dettori rides again * It’s not big and it’s not clever * Best laid plans Stef declares that the flat is in a state, so him and Nige clean it up as only they can, by making it worse than it already was. “Tidy house, tidy arse” As Nige said.