Jayrod the inflatable green alien that Nige loves humiliating (like stomping on him shouting, “what’s my name?”) sods off on holiday. Nige does his best Harvey Kietel impression, and snaps while telling everyone that the shop is closing and tells them to get out (“Don’t look at me like that, you want your spankin’?”) Vids reviewed: Dirty tricks and cunning stunts Down where the buffalo go Air and crash Snowboarding masterclass 3 Jackie chan my story Cops - too hot for TV! 2 Rising stars and sexy starlets Forbidden City cop