Stand up: A Strange Man With A Wardrobe (Victoria Wood) Advertisement: Cheap and Handy (Duncan Preston, Victoria Wood) Turkish Baths [5] (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters) Playbox (Celia Imrie, Duncan Preston) Transmission breakdown Song: "I'm Gonna Knock, Knock, Knock On Your Knocker" Gail and Carl [6] [7] Continuity announcer: Acorn Antiques (Susie Blake) Acorn Antiques – Episode 2 [8] Kitty [9] (Patricia Routledge) Song (duet): "Pissed Off With Love" Documentary: "Swim The Channel" (Victoria Wood, Ron Pember, Maggie Ollerenshaw) Continuity announcer: Viewers in the North (Susie Blake) The reporter (Victoria Wood, Julie Walters)