Poopsie Sparkly Critters are the latest and greatest slime toy sensation. Will they spit or will they poop? This question has been plaguing humanity for all time. Today... we answer it once and for all. This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible. Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.