Our first Machinima episode, and the birth of the eternal mating call, "AMERICA!!!!"
The best way to kill giant bugs is to do so while talking about philosophy and stupidity!
Oh man, we actually played this at one point? I have no memory of this.
We dress up like tiny children and ride three-wheeler bikes! Also, we play some Dead Rising I guess.
Man, these guys are some serious dirtbags! Also, Kane and Lynch aren’t super nice either.
The evil Pat trolls the gentle and loving Matt with his trolling ways. Also, yeah, Ancient Aliens!
It’s space horror time! Put on your space hat and get ready for some space gore! Space!
This is gonna be….ONE HELLUVA DAY!
When’s Marvel? It was right here, all along! Not only is Woolie is a liar, he’s super forgetful!
ATATATATATAAAAAAA….aaaaa….this is horse shit!
The horrible dank hole that is Xbox Live Indie games is opened in this video, gaping wide and gasping for life.
Man, Red Dead doesn’t look as nearly as good as I remember! Ah well, let’s shoot innocent people to spend the time.
We take our first trip into Greenvale, and still can’t handle that weird monkey/squirrel hybrid!
We take time to re-attache our right hands to play a few minutes of Resident Evil 4. ZAAAAMBIES?
Matt and Pat and Christopher Walkensmoke kombat their way through the latest MK game!
Remember that time when the Shockmaster had a weird upside down chicken face and an American tie?
Now we’re thinking with stupidity! And portals! Don’t forget about dem portals!
We play a whole hot mess of SNES movie games! The best kind! Shit, we should have gone back in time to stop ourselves from doing this.
I’M OFFICER PHELPS, WHAT’D YOU SEE? DID YOU KILL HIM? WE FOUND THIS GUN!!!!
We punch every minority stereotype in the face, and eat some delicious chocolate at the same time!
Oh man we barely play 15 mins of this, and we already have so much material. Ahahaha…this game is boners.
Who are these demons? I dunno, but we gotta get their souls back!
We’re here to kick ass and play video games, but we don’t have any video games as this barely constitutes as one.
Who doesn’t enjoy a wacky road trip through hell?
Pat’s classic story about the plot of FEAR makes it’s debut!
Our epic journey into the dark heart of Bear Grylls’ savage world begins!
Pat’s love of Ponies is revealed as we play horror classic, Amnesia!
AMMMEERRRIIICCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
We never asked to do this video!
Let’s get it on now! Select and make your first pick! Let’s get it on now! Ten nine eight seven six! Let’s get it on now! Choose and pick the best one! Let’s get it on now! Five four three two one!
I love the smell of burning giant wasps in the morning!
I wish these girls would just back up off me! Let a playa plaaaaay! SHIT!
We take a ride on the ebony colored hype vehicle known as a the COOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!
Horror movie setting, lots of fighting mechanics…and Kinect! What could go wrong?
Let’s do this again! Let’s die! And let’s climb some ladders!
Haven’t we played this before? Not really, cuz you aint shit unless your playing as FRANK WEST!
Hey let’s sail around like a big dork in a bat costume and beat up a bunch of Nolan Norths!
We play 12 hours of this game, and don’t even get past the tutorial. Also, I delete Pat’s nerdy save file.
This bear is such a dick! But don’t worry, we’ll use our confusing controls and nonsensical plot to beat him!
Matt and Pat Dragonshout their way into the dirty, urine-soaked world of Skyrim!
Old man Ezio takes Matt and Pat on a completely unnecessary tour of Istanbul!
Are you okay? Matt? PAT? MAAAAAAAAATT PAAAAAAAATT!!!
Life on the streets is hard, so that’s why Matt and Pat fashion a create-a-character that looks like Woolie to dish out the beatdowns!
Welcome back to the stage of Sophitia having chronic back problems!
Matt and Pat swing a web, any size, and suck at games, just like flies! Wait, what?
A second helping of this slop? Okay, let’s get this over with!
The Reavers are destroying everything in their wake? That’s cool, but I really need to bang this blue chick right now.
Guppies, fish? What is it with Prison and sea life? Shit’s creepy, man!
The greatest hero of all time does what he does best, kill everyone with Rhino Assists!
This game is longer and harder than we remember! So is Goro!
GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
The only word I know in Japanese is “OPPAI”
Kinect may not work, but it sure does make this funnier to watch.
Max, your life is shit and you lost the girl. But everything will be fine as long as you eat some breadsticks!
THE BEST FRIENDS ALWAYS PAY THEIR DEBTS.
Holy bad video games Batman!
We take some time to play some classics on the Virtual Boy, CD-I and the Dreamcast! Wait, no, I meant GOOD classic systems!
FUCK YOU, BUS! STOP BLOCKING ME FROM SCORING WITH EMMA STONE!
We should probably save the city from this cross-species virus, but let’s read some comic books instead!
This game is 5spooky4 Pat! But don’t worry, I’m a man, so I’ll guide you through this!
We wanna be, the very best, like no one ever wasssssss!
Matt and Pat square off in the king of Iron Fist Tournament, and the results are hilarious!
Man, our butt cheeks look really good in this. Not doubt they will come in handy when we meet Megamelons!
Pat feels awkward killing tiny annoying midgets in this game, hits too close to home!
We bleed red white and blue all over the frontier of the new world, and kill as many animals as possible while doing so!
Oh man, we slog our way through the messy nothingness that is 6th main entry in the Resident Evil series. Nothing funny to say here.
The Best Friends tread carefully into the mysterious online world of the Mmore Porger!
We dive deep into that succulent toad ass!
Gotta write! Gotta scribble! Gotta scribble fast! OHHH A PUGGLE!
Matt and Pat make fun of the British while killing zombies. Two things they’re pretty decent at!
So a bunch of douchebags get stranded on an island huh? Well don’t expect Matt and Pat to– AGHH! KOMODO DRAGONS!
ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE’RE DOING THIS A THIRD TIME?
IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US! But we have our trusty shotguns just itching to shoot nature in the face!
WEASLEY CANNOT SAVE A THING, HE CANNOT BLOCK A SINGLE RING! THAT’S WHY SLYTHERINES ALL SING! WEASLEY IS OUR KING!
Oh no, the legendary murderer Hitman that’s killed hundreds of people is being framed….FOR MURDER!
We take some time to ponder why half these characters are in this game, and why another half is not in it at all.
The game we all asked for! Will Matt and Pat survive a ride in the VIRGIL-MOBILE?
Pat becomes the true poo babby we always knew he was as we face down Slenderman a second time!
We feel we need to protect Lara from renegade rebarb and Bear Grylls impregnation!
It’s truly an injustice that we can’t play Marvel today!
It is 2007. It is the future. Sgt. Matt "American Dynamo" McMuscles and Lt. Pat Powertough battle it out in this neon-drenched warzone!
To boldly go where no one has gone before! Dick first into a bunch of bugs and bullshit!
Man, this game looks just how I feel.
This is the Walking Dead game everyone’s talking about? That cool, but I have a date to go on later tonight, so yeah, whatever.
We are the most fast and furious mother fuckers like, ever. So yeah.
Remember Me? No…no one does. But everyone remembers the Shawn Michaels Hand Job 500!
In honor of the terrible new film, Man of Steel, we’re playing a terrible Superman game!
Did you miss Matt and Pat playing butt loads of old Mortal Kombat games? They're really good! No, really!
No, no…this has to be some type of fever dream, we’re doing this? Is this really happening?
IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
Matt and Pat take on the presidential duties of Saint’s Row IV!
That's it, I want Chop to have his own video game!
THE FINALE OF THE SADNESS TRILOGY!
Arrrhhh! Avast! Scurvy Scalliwags! Other Pirate Cliches! Umm...Johnny Depp!
GRRR! ARGGG! ZOMBIES!
We kill each other while dressed as cats. Just another day at Best Friends HQ!
Oh man, the Kinect is the most precise way to control a video game ever.
Chopping up arms and eating pasta in Ancient Italy Land!
Clementine is tired of taking your shit!
What weird creepy thing will Mr. Fantastic turn into next?
The longest dumbest match if fake sports history!
The hypest snake tongues on youtube!
This game has taken a dark turn.
Time to hang up your Bat-suit in your Bat-closet, Batman.
DEAD OR ALIVE, I HATE THIS GAME!
DESTINY IS DESTINY!
EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF!!!
Here they come, banana slammas! Machinima's herrrooooessss!
XBOX INDIE GAMES! IT'S NOT OVER YET! WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET!
Woolie joins us for a very special episode!
Yooo check it out it's time to hang out in Mordor with Caleb Brambleyfoot.
I admire this video's purity!
A full LP is coming later this week! But until then, let these gory morsels and godlike 2Snacks animation hold you over!
We have an absolute BLAST playing Far Cry 4! ELEPHAAAANTS!
LETS GET READY TO RUSTLE
Bruce probably could have played with Legos as much as he wanted to when he was growing up.
Oh yeah! We forgot! Pat and I played Call of Duty Advance Something-or-rather!
Yoo people, new Machinima Episode today! "Gat" out of here and go watch it! Heh. Hah I'm so smart.
Oh no Assassins Creed Unity, don't worry! WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU!
Have a spare 13 minutes? Then watch us beat The Order 1886 in it's entirety! HI-OHHHHHH!
Oh Dragonball Z games. We've come so far since Budokai and Tenkaichi. Now we're in the Xenoverse? Man I don't know.
Make sure that Ultimate Warrior Babies don't run out of vaginas, shaking the umbilical cords, kupo!
Everytime we get back out...they keep PULLING US BACK IN
This kombat is gonna be SO MORTAL YOU GUYS!
Strap on your helmet, get your board, put in your Rage Against The Machine CD, and prepare to be more disappointed than you have in a long, long time!
Wot did you say about me mum? I’ll jam a hidden blade right into yer gob, I will!
We take it all back to where it began…kinda? But instead of yarn, we are wrapping ourselves in the itchy uncomfortableness of wool! Also, Woolie’s here too!
Irradiated from the massive amount of nuclear fallout being thrown all over the place? No worries, I’m sure you only caught a little whiff of it! Everything is fine!
The Super Best Friends are trained YouTube professionals, do not attempt what you see here at home. You could seriously injure yourself when you see how bad these series of games have gotten.
Hey this is a Star Wars game, so we should have a Star Wars pun or reference here, right? Not going to happen. This isn’t the description you’re looking for.
Lara Croft must use all her wits to survive our buffoonery.
Let’s take a long meandering trip through New Los Angeles with our helpful guide, “Disturbing Animeface!
Matt, Pat, and Woolie are playing this new sandbox game by Square-Enix. Why? Just cuz.
We take to the streets of glorious Japan to get perved on by old men, shoot deers in the face, and have the sickest taxi-cab battles ever!
Old video! Matt and Pat take a look at the now hilarious out out of date Overwatch Beta!
Thanks, Uncle Ben. You gave me the power to kill New York.
Enter a new feline hero as Matt and Pat navigate the world of Skyrim once more!
Put on your worst British accents, because it's time to deduce nothing and solve even less!
Hey millenials! It's time to steal Sandra Bullock's identity and make her pay for all her big business crimes!
Another year, another buggy clunky wrestling game with terrible DLC practices and less modes than the previous generation!
4 brave warriors embark on a journey to banish the darkness encroaching on the land...and they'll take as many selfies as possible along the way.
Get ready to join the confusing world of Yakuzies as we sing and fight and sing some more! ZERO STYLE!
Hither came the best friends, no-haired, sullen-eyed, swords in hands, thieves, reavers, slayers, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the YouTube under their sandaled feet!
This is the tale of how William Adams, or "The Mega-English-Man" showed Japan how to fight and kill all their myths and legends single-handedly!
This video has no honor!
In this world...is the destiny of YouTubers controlled by some kind of transcendental entity or law?
This race of super technologically-evolved cavemen fight hordes of robots with their bows and arrows and bluetooth headsets so they can participate in ancient rituals to pay homage to space mother gods who were birthed out of Windows 3.1
Pathfinder Baby Ryder must talk on a bold, pointless and poorly animated quest to...go...do something? Wait, what?
Sometimes you wake up in the morning and just need to start screaming at all your coffee cups.
Tom Cruise punching crappy robots? Sure, why not?
We give Jim Sterling's review of this game a 3/10!
Let's enter the Woolie-Zone!
WHEN'S DRAGONBAHL?
We discuss the pros and cons of hot furry sisters/girlfriends
How many boss wolves can you kill in the fixed time?
Matt and Pat brave the disgusting world of Ivalice and all it's gross monsters, but now in 4x the speed!
Many injuries are bound to happen when you rarely even leave your house.
Has anyone heard of this Mega Man guy before? Is he new? I don't recognize him from anything.
“We play the brand new online co-op multiplayer game from Volition! Wait, this has absolutely no online?
Put on your Paizuri rings, because it's time to punch our way through more Yakuzies!
We bumble and bash our way through the oh-so-memorable world of Knack.