George Carlin, Alice Cooper

Opening Song: "Rainbow In Your Eyes" Sketch: "Latino Escort Service" - Tony and other cast member Song: "Theme From Mahogany" - Performed by: Joyce Sketch: "A Teenager" - Starring: Edie McClurg Song: "Up The Lazy River" - Performed by: Tony Sketch: "Newer, Tougher American Tourists" - Starring: Telma and other cast members "Time For George" - George Carlin Song: "Blue Finger Lou" - Performed by: Telma and Joyce Sketch: Lou Effy and Moreen - "Harold Moves In" - Telma, Joyce and Adam Wade Song: "You Make Me Feel Brand New" - Performed by: Tony and Dawn Sketch: "To Tell The Truth" - Tony, Telma, Joyce, Alice and other cast Song: "Give The Kid A Break" - Performed by: Alice Cooper Closing Song: "It's Alright"