Alf lectures everyone on the benefits of Mary Whitehouse's edifying new book - a rhapsody that is abruptly interrupted when the diarrhoea from which he's suffering flares up. At that point he discoverers that their loo isn't working due to Else's tea leaves...
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Speight | Writer | ||
| Charlie Bird | Guest Star | ||
| Patricia Hayes | Guest Star | ||
| Will Stampe | Guest Star |