74% of Americans spend 6 minutes a day obsessing over the fastest way to maneuver through traffic, stay in your lane or weave in and out, according to a government statistic we made up. To find the answer though, we assembled 3 stretch limos, a rock band, two drag queens and the worst highway intersection in the nation, responsible for 28 million hours of delays every year. Also, which is the best way to remove stains from a carpet?