Four Erwins try to convince panellists Judi Love, Richard Madeley, Joel Dommett and Sindhu Vee that they own a two-bedroom 17th-century Scottish hunting lodge located outside Glasgow, where the real Erwin lives with his ballet dancer partner Preston. The house features a menagerie of farmyard animals, a collection of exotic glasswear and a double waterbed in the bedroom. One Erwin tries to convince the others he gave himself a serious hand injury while feeding a goose, while another says one of his chickens loves a blowdry. Each Erwin explains how they met their partner online, but was it really on a website called tugboat.com, as one of them claims? The Erwins also try to act natural on a trip to the chemist to pick up some fungal foot powder, but which one of them really does know pharmacist Margaret?