Segments include: - Paul Martin questioned over ownership of Canada Steamship Lines - Bass MacLaren at the Nokia Brier final - ""Doctor Chicago"" - Interview with Ms. Vespa X, the girlfriend of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed - Patchoderm and Patchorette gum - Cher's stolen wig - Dakey Dunn on George W. Bush - A war-free minute
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Greg Thomey | Writer | ||
| Colin Mochrie | Writer | ||
| Mark Critch | Writer | ||
| Mary Walsh | Writer | ||
| Peter McBain | Writer | ||
| Luciano Casimiri | Writer | ||
| Jennifer Robertson | Writer | ||
| Mark Farrell | Writer | ||
| Cathy Jones | Writer | ||
| Kristeen von Hagen | Writer | ||
| Paul Mather | Writer | ||
| Henry Sarwer-Foner | Director |