Jonathan confronts a columnist after she writes a scathing review of his book. Sam and Trudy try to beat a Three Card Monte dealer, Freaky Lou. Matt tries to write a poem for Janeane for their fifth anniversary.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Barrose | Writer | ||
| Andrew Bilgore | Guest Star | ||
| Tony V. | Guest Star | ||
| Charles Chun | Guest Star | ||
| Craig Zisk | Director |