The record for naked tricycle racing, road rage cursing, and deep throating a kielbasa.
The record for porta-potty racing, plumber's crack tossing, shopping cart racing.
The record for slip n' sliding, precision loogie-ing, kissing a fat guy.
The record for breast weight guessing, scatting, spitballing.
The record for dog's ass staring, low rider dressing, and being a prison bitch.
The record for nude ice sliding, baby carriage racing, and ballboy hitting.