Host of BBC Three's Stand Up for Live Comedy Paddy Raff shares his festive selection box of relatable observations about the build-up to the big day. The Malone Road’s most talked-about resident, Nigel, reveals some family history and his part in the Christmas story. On the other side of the tracks, salty Granny Raff is doing her best to avoid stuffing the turkey and will be sure to let everyone on her street know who has been naughty and nice. And the raving priest Father Pat returns for his interdenominational online Christmas mass.