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GB 0:11 / 2:05 God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia

Stargazers around the world were able to see one of our closest celestial neighbors. God's Penis peaked in its fullest at 9:35pm EST, but hung proudly in our night sky throughout the night, according to NASA.

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  • Originally Aired September 30, 2024
  • Runtime 2 minutes
  • Production Code qUb0JnEsOHQ
  • Created October 3, 2024 by
    stalemate
  • Modified October 3, 2024 by
    stalemate