A woman who believes her departed dad was a noble sea captain forms an attachment for a devilish old purser; a newlywed couple are prevented by dislocated backs, sunburn and even poison ivy from enjoying their honeymoon; the crew upgrades a couple with modest means to a luxurious suite without consulting Capt. Stubing, forcing the couple to pose as wealthy socialites.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ben Joelson | Writer | ||
| Art Baer | Writer | ||
| Bruce Shelly | Writer | ||
| Earl Montgomery | Guest Star | ||
| David White | Guest Star | ||
| Bob Crane | Guest Star | ||
| Judy Luciano Adams | Guest Star | ||
| Victoria Carroll | Guest Star | ||
| Don DeFore | Guest Star | ||
| John Rubinstein | Guest Star | ||
| Dori Brenner | Guest Star | ||
| Bruce Solomon | Guest Star | ||
| Robert Hays | Guest Star | ||
| Rosemary DeCamp | Guest Star | ||
| Kathy Bates | Guest Star | ||
| James Sheldon | Director | ||
| Richard Kinon | Director |