When the last page of Lucy's Vampires of Melancholia book is ripped out due to Lynn using it as a makeshift diaper for Lily since the house is out of diapers, Lucy decides to come up with her own ending at Lynn's suggestion where she saves Edwin when his ship is raided by pirates led by Long Beard.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jeff Bennett | Guest Star | Long Beard (voice) |