John Farnham and Glen Wheatley. Opening Titles. Opening Remarks: Fergie and Woody Allen's financial advise, The Joy of Financial Advice. News Desk: Budget week, John Dawkins, Peter Reith (Rob), Presidential Campagne, George Bush (Rob), Woody Allen (Tony) & Mia Farrow (Jane). Butchs Hair Salon. Countdown Classics: "Ladies of Countdown". Marcia Hines, Cheetah, Christie Allen, Linda Ronstadt, Pussyfoot, Noosha Fox, Elton John, Promises. The Olden Days: Episode Six "Frontbottom Gets The Shaft". Muckraking: Marilyn Monroe's death TV special. Actors before they were actors: Robert DeNiro. Mr. Chuckles' tax audit. Interior Design with Max Meehan (Jase) & Alfonzo Valari (Santo) with Jane interviewing. Commercial Crimestoppers: Doberman Shutters, Bavarian Shutters, unknown ad and competition. Shitscared: Mt Hotham. Toilet Break: Just Jeans commercial, The Four Kinsmen doing Ice T. News Desk Update: Janet Holmes A'Court, UN convoy, ambulance service, US Presidential election. Pissweak Colonial World. Album cover demonstrations. Hack 2000 food processor. Dog food. Graham and the Colonel. Parliament, cricket Closing: Worst album covers.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jason Stephens | Writer | ||
| Mick Molloy | Writer | ||
| Santo Cilauro | Writer | ||
| Rob Sitch | Writer | ||
| Tom Gleisner | Writer | ||
| Jane Kennedy | Writer | ||
| Tony Martin | Writer | ||
| Ali Donnieson | Guest Star | ||
| Eric McPhan | Guest Star | ||
| John Farnham | Guest Star | ||
| Craig McLachlan | Guest Star | ||
| Kenn Bruce | Guest Star | ||
| Glenn Wheatley | Guest Star | ||
| Rob Sitch | Director | ||
| Joe Murray | Director | ||
| Santo Cilauro | Director | ||
| Tony Martin | Director | ||
| Tom Gleisner | Director | ||
| Mick Molloy | Director |