Episode 1: Elvis Costello / David Essex

* Before title sequence: Sid Snot: Bust, variation #1 * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #1 * Ken with TVs: Doesn't it look great! * Hot Gossip: "I Feel Love" (by Donna Summer) * Sid Snot: Another bust, variation #2 * Ken as a baby in a buggy: When I grow up * Bowls, Video vault: Alka-Seltzer ad from America, Variation "Mamma mia" (with a real ad) * Brother Lee Love: The best boogie show * Commercial time: Stench-a-Way with three Hot Gossip girls * Ken bicyling in sweet scenery: Tony Blackburn's brain * MUSIC CLIP: Elvis Costello & the Attractions, "Oliver’s Army" (in sweet scenery) * Ken with TVs: Best (unseen) bits from part one * End of part one * Brother Lee Love: I'm Brother Lee * Captain Kremmen [S02e01p01]: Losing power * Silly Cowboy: Ms Kitty * French Marcel Wave: Naughty Hot Gossip ladies * Ken interviewing David Essex [Appeared also in Best1] * MUSIC CLIP: David Essex, "Imperial Wizard" * Ken with TVs: That wraps up the show