In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie revives his cashier role. This time, he does everything he can to make it difficult for one particular customer to buy cigarettes. Jamie plays the world's worst plastic surgeon, botching a patient's boob job and then having to face the wrath of her husband. Oh, don't worry, she set her husband up to be "X-ed" 7th Heaven star Beverley Mitchell takes her new assistant on a shoplifting spree, only for both of them to get caught by store guard Jamie. The experiment: Will Beverley's assistant take the blame for her?
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Josh Etting | Writer | ||
| Keith Leslie | Writer | ||
| Adam Small | Writer | ||
| Fax Bahr | Writer | ||
| Matthew Lawton | Writer | ||
| John Matta | Writer | ||
| Jamie Kennedy | Writer | ||
| Brian Hartt | Writer | ||
| Mike Karz | Writer | ||
| Robert Cohen | Writer | ||
| Beverley Mitchell | Guest Star | ||
| Michael Dimich | Director |