Jack has just returned from Hong Kong, and Don carries him onstage in a rickshaw. Dennis Day, dressed as a Japanese announcer, does the Lux Soap commercial with a Japanese accent. In the skit, Jack's sponsors decide that Dennis Day is getting all the laughs, and the show will do perfectly well if it features Dennis Day and a talking dummy resembling Jack.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| George Balzer | Writer | ||
| Sam Perrin | Writer | ||
| Hal Goldman | Writer | ||
| Al Gordon | Writer | ||
| Seymour Berns | Director |