On a typical quiet night at Ebbw Vale's worst curry house, a health inspection throws owner Basil into a panic. Meanwhile, Nick has an unexpected encounter with an old rival.
Rhys has a falling out with Connor, the hardest boy in school. Basil, Nick and Jub brainstorm ideas to drum up business for the Golden Cobra and compete with their rival Ernish.
Strapped for cash, Nick and Jub agree to deliver a package of unknown goods for shady business owner Martin Bastard, sending them on a spooky trip to Aberdare.
Mona and her friends join the school tough nuts Connor and Bighead for a game of truth or dare. Samita worries Mona is in over her head and getting involved with the wrong crowd.
Basil and Jub decide it's finally time to make a TV advert for the Golden Cobra. Samita worries about her daughter's new relationship with infamous school bully Connor.
Down in the dumps and riddled with guilt, a broken Nick reflects on his past and the devastating life-changing decision that led him to where he is now.
On a beautiful summer's day in Ebbw Vale, Nick finally steps up to the plate as his son Rhys suffers an injury too harrowing for this blurb.
Messiah of rugby Scott Quinnell blesses Ebbw Vale with his divine presence, bringing a heavenly warmth to the town. Basil sees his perfect opportunity for revenge.
